Journal #14 by EroticArtisan

Oskar Potatis

Commented 14 years ago2010-02-16 23:00:11 UTC Comment #33989

Good luck!

Crollo

Commented 13 years ago2010-08-14 23:56:59 UTC Comment #34007

Good luck!

Oskar Potatis

Commented 13 years ago2010-08-19 19:57:00 UTC Comment #33990

Thank you.

Alabastor_Twob

Commented 13 years ago2010-08-27 17:06:44 UTC Comment #33985

You're welcome.

Jessie

Commented 13 years ago2010-08-28 18:26:46 UTC Comment #33967

Thank me.

Oskar Potatis

Commented 13 years ago2010-09-13 05:43:59 UTC Comment #33991

Thank you Jesus.

Jessie

Commented 13 years ago2010-09-13 17:24:01 UTC Comment #33968

Noo. Jesus had a beard.

Alabastor_Twob

Commented 13 years ago2010-09-13 20:46:02 UTC Comment #33986

Thank Tesla instead. He was way cool.

Oskar Potatis

Commented 13 years ago2010-09-14 16:29:53 UTC Comment #33992

Nikola Tesla - physicist, electrical engineer and inventor?

Alabastor_Twob

Commented 13 years ago2010-09-15 05:37:30 UTC Comment #33987

Oh yeah.

Jessie

Commented 13 years ago2010-12-01 02:21:52 UTC Comment #33969

He lived in a tesla coil and hunted small oak trees.

Oskar Potatis

Commented 13 years ago2010-12-13 02:41:40 UTC Comment #33993

Those poor innocent small oak trees! How could he!?

Jessie

Commented 13 years ago2011-01-04 09:59:31 UTC Comment #33970

Some say he was frightened of bells.

Oskar Potatis

Commented 13 years ago2011-01-04 13:20:46 UTC Comment #33994

This has gone too far.

Jessie

Commented 13 years ago2011-01-05 00:21:56 UTC Comment #33971

Others say he prowled the streets at night looking for spare tyres.

2muchvideogames

Commented 13 years ago2011-02-08 00:10:25 UTC Comment #33996

In soviet russia, Streets Prowl on YOU!

Jessie

Commented 13 years ago2011-02-11 09:33:06 UTC Comment #33972

Some claim to have seen him on a bicycle ringing the bell furiously while chasing a lamp post.

Suparsonik

Commented 13 years ago2011-02-11 17:24:25 UTC Comment #34000

In Soviet Russia, Bicycles ride YOU!

Jessie

Commented 13 years ago2011-02-13 08:53:50 UTC Comment #33973

One unconfirmed report told of him competing in a barking competition with an owl.

2muchvideogames

Commented 13 years ago2011-02-13 20:16:42 UTC Comment #33997

Wikipedia is not a grapevine.

Jessie

Commented 13 years ago2011-03-24 11:36:32 UTC Comment #33974

He once got into a fight with Chuck Norris... and won.

Alabastor_Twob

Commented 12 years ago2011-08-02 09:54:33 UTC Comment #33988

Erectonium is not a gas.

Oskar Potatis

Commented 12 years ago2012-01-05 02:29:49 UTC Comment #33995

When Alexander Graham Bell invented the telephone, he had 3 missed calls from Chuck Norris.

Jessie

Commented 12 years ago2012-02-24 01:13:14 UTC Comment #33975

He can roundhouse kick people in the back of the face.

Tesla, I mean.

goldsrcforever

Commented 12 years ago2012-03-11 06:30:40 UTC Comment #34008

Wikipedia is not a grapevine.

Jessie

Commented 11 years ago2012-05-01 06:40:02 UTC Comment #33976

Whined & Dined

Suparsonik

Commented 11 years ago2012-06-19 17:52:59 UTC Comment #34001

Lined & Grind

Jessie

Commented 11 years ago2012-06-19 19:41:14 UTC Comment #33977

Flame War Grilled

Suparsonik

Commented 11 years ago2012-06-21 16:25:15 UTC Comment #34002

Delicious.

Jessie

Commented 11 years ago2012-07-16 22:38:10 UTC Comment #33978

Malicious.

Suparsonik

Commented 11 years ago2012-07-29 12:55:51 UTC Comment #34003

Felicious.

Jessie

Commented 11 years ago2012-09-21 04:33:54 UTC Comment #33979

Zelicious.

2muchvideogames

Commented 11 years ago2012-10-12 03:13:42 UTC Comment #33998

Super something fragilistic and precocious.

Jessie

Commented 10 years ago2013-05-31 23:26:03 UTC Comment #33980

Reading these old journals could give you halitosis.
The fact this has rhymed so well is pretty damn atrocious.

Suparsonik

Commented 10 years ago2013-08-20 16:40:27 UTC Comment #34004

Damn, I wish I could drop some serious beats and rhyme.

Jessie

Commented 9 years ago2014-06-16 15:16:51 UTC Comment #33981

If you keep at it, you'll be able to, in time.

Suparsonik

Commented 9 years ago2014-06-16 17:40:53 UTC Comment #34005

M.C. Mayonnaise in the house!

My bread is white and my slacks are long,
my 4-0-1-k is really strong!
Pancake booty, now that's what's hot.
I'm working up the courage to smoke some pot!
My mommy says that I'm real cool,
but haters just say that I'm a tool.

WORD!

Jessie

Commented 9 years ago2014-09-18 04:26:34 UTC Comment #33982

... sniff That was b'utiful.

2muchvideogames

Commented 8 years ago2016-01-28 10:06:25 UTC Comment #33999

APPLAUSE

Jessie

Commented 7 years ago2016-07-26 23:45:39 UTC Comment #33983

So, at some point we should probably wonder about the legitimacy of this journal.

Suparsonik

Commented 7 years ago2016-07-30 00:47:13 UTC Comment #34006

Totally legit.

Jessie

Commented 7 years ago2016-07-31 06:22:39 UTC Comment #33984

Oh, okay.

Alabastor_Twob

Commented 3 years ago2021-03-08 11:19:17 UTC Comment #103380

Why wouldn't it be legit? Plenty of people are typists

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