Journal #7687

Posted 12 years ago2012-03-18 17:46:59 UTC
Random stuff my 4 year old sister says.

On Garbage day: "Nobody throws trash away, even if they're frogs."

On Rhyming: "Glasses rhymes with... asses!"

On the Outdoors: "Did you know there's dirt under the grass?"

On restrooms: "If you didn't have a butt you couldn't go to the bathroom."

22 Comments

Commented 12 years ago2012-03-18 17:48:33 UTC Comment #66422
GARBAGE DAY! shoots you
Commented 12 years ago2012-03-18 18:05:19 UTC Comment #66417
@on Restrooms

She's obviously never seen a penis before. You should show her what it looks like.
Commented 12 years ago2012-03-18 18:05:44 UTC Comment #66415
Welcome to USA, where 4 year old kids regularly get dirt in their mouth.
Commented 12 years ago2012-03-18 18:07:28 UTC Comment #66423
So apparently Dimbark shits out of his dick.
Commented 12 years ago2012-03-18 18:09:09 UTC Comment #66418
So apparently goldsrcforever pisses out of his ass.
Commented 12 years ago2012-03-18 18:10:02 UTC Comment #66424
Eww
Commented 12 years ago2012-03-18 18:20:43 UTC Comment #66410
what the fuck dimbark
Commented 12 years ago2012-03-18 18:25:48 UTC Comment #66413
You can use Minecraft to trick her on the dirt part ;).
Commented 12 years ago2012-03-18 19:26:37 UTC Comment #66419
That's genuinely a very very fucked up and disturbing suggestion, Dimbark.
Commented 12 years ago2012-03-18 19:31:40 UTC Comment #66425
eww
Commented 12 years ago2012-03-18 21:58:44 UTC Comment #66420
I'm gone for a few hours and this happens.
Commented 12 years ago2012-03-18 22:25:37 UTC Comment #66426
eww
Commented 12 years ago2012-03-18 23:13:36 UTC Comment #66414
Yeah, Dimbark, what the hell? That's seriously wrong.
Commented 12 years ago2012-03-19 00:12:19 UTC Comment #66409
I don't know whether to temp-ban Dimbark, or find him a psychiatrist...
Commented 12 years ago2012-03-19 00:17:54 UTC Comment #66427
Both.
Commented 12 years ago2012-03-19 00:48:11 UTC Comment #66421
Well, this has gone in a complete opposite and disturbing direction from what I originally expected.
Commented 12 years ago2012-03-19 01:01:18 UTC Comment #66428
So apparently Dimbark shits out of his dick.
Commented 12 years ago2012-03-19 01:05:09 UTC Comment #66411
Dimbark, have you been hanging around the chans again?
Commented 12 years ago2012-03-19 01:11:45 UTC Comment #66429
I have.
Commented 12 years ago2012-03-19 01:42:59 UTC Comment #66416
Welcome to USA, where 13 year old kids regularly get dirt in their mouth.
Commented 12 years ago2012-03-19 01:45:43 UTC Comment #66430
Welcome to the USA, where homophobia-GAAAAYYYYYYYY!
Commented 12 years ago2012-03-19 12:19:25 UTC Comment #66412
There are some things that just shouldn't be said, and suggesting you show your 4 year old sister your penis is one of them.

Seriously what the fuck?

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