Journal #8333
Posted 10 years ago2014-02-12 23:35:51 UTC
Hello. My name is Vladimir.
I am a bareback double IPA. Gasp as I ride semi-naked on horseback through the Siberian tundra and straight down your throat.
I am 100% hetero and will pass laws to prove it. Drinking me gives you the energy, ignorance and dogmatism required to shoot a deer (with your top off), go river fishing (with your top off) and pass internationally denounced, discriminatory legislation (top optional) before you've even had your caviare breakfast.
I contain sexual performance enhancing limonnik berries - power only to be harnessed by those engaging with the opposite sex, of course.
From Russia, without love,
Vlad.
Warning: May contain traces of sarcasm and protest.
I am a bareback double IPA. Gasp as I ride semi-naked on horseback through the Siberian tundra and straight down your throat.
I am 100% hetero and will pass laws to prove it. Drinking me gives you the energy, ignorance and dogmatism required to shoot a deer (with your top off), go river fishing (with your top off) and pass internationally denounced, discriminatory legislation (top optional) before you've even had your caviare breakfast.
I contain sexual performance enhancing limonnik berries - power only to be harnessed by those engaging with the opposite sex, of course.
From Russia, without love,
Vlad.
Warning: May contain traces of sarcasm and protest.
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Well that's a disappointing end to the satire.
Brewdog are a really respected Scottish brewery.
< We have a massive audience as a highly respected brewery.
I have nothing against Putin tranny beer, I like when people troll other people in style, what i don't like is when people approach something like that as it being something that truly fights for some ones rights when they have no idea what fighting for rights even means.
Not saying that you did that, just annoyed by 100 other posts i saw lol.
As you can probably gather I'm relatively shit at describing tastes but it's certainly quite nice. Their little bars that they have ( nice wee one down Cowgate in Edinburgh) are lovely little places, have a nice atmosphere and look, and have little jokes wherever they can. They've got another beer similar to Vlad's called "Dead Pony Club". That kind of humor.