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avatar Bruce 16th January 2018, 00:08 AM

Peanut butter is what I want to talk about. There was this big journal with no sense in it so I decided to make something meaningful. Well I know this girl and she is all headache. I wanted to either marry her and start making video games or forget her and start making video games. Anything in between is pretty much like being a rockstar with a girlfriend. Now the real star of this journal is peanut butter. Personally I think it rocks, especially with bread. I used to bake bread. Would be cool to grind some peanut butter of my own or even to grow the peanuts. As far as unshelled peanuts go, they are like the most epic snack and sanitary for germophobes too. Unfortunately sometimes a batch of them might taste pretty bad but when they are good, boy they are. They go great with beer too. Although not sure if making video games and beer go hand in hand. At least not both at once. What was I talking about? Women, peanut butter and video games, right. Well, lets make some video games boys & girls then!

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avatar Admer456 says: 16th January 2018, 00:13 AM
Mmm, peanut butter...
Oh, I've just realised I've never had peanut butter. :o
avatar UrbaNebula says: 16th January 2018, 00:19 AM
Peanut butter is tearing humanity apart. Real men should eat nothing but Marmite.
avatar Bruce says: 16th January 2018, 00:25 AM
Well Admer, I recommend you getting the real stuff, it should have nothing but peanuts in the ingredients list, it is expensive tho. The cheap stuff is hardly peanut butter. Beware tho, the real stuff will not only glue your broken heart but will also tear your jaw apart. So yeah, Urbanebula seems to be experienced. Who else is experienced? As for Marmite, I only heard of Vegemite.
avatar Strider says: 16th January 2018, 02:45 AM
I was born a vegemite man, and I'll die a vegemite man.
avatar Jessie says: 16th January 2018, 06:40 AM
I could murder just about any kind of spread, but Vegemite is an abomination and should be treated as such.
avatar Strider says: 16th January 2018, 07:34 AM
You've made an enemy here today.
avatar Soup Miner says: 16th January 2018, 07:50 AM
I hope you know you've allowed yourself to get this flustered over something that didn't need to get you this flustered. It sounds like you want to show us how you are some kind of better person here, but you're really just showing that you gave me the power to make you upset enough to do something like this. I wasn't even interested in that power, but thanks I guess.

Not upset as in frothy-mouth rage, but upset as in "I am driven to post a mockery journal in hopes of steering away from something someone said".
avatar Bruce says: 16th January 2018, 13:29 PM
Dear Soup Miner, this has no underlying intentions whatsoever. I love posting such just about anywhere, from comments under videos to IRC. I'm just a peanut butter monster. I do have thing for monsters, so what can I do.
avatar Jessie says: 16th January 2018, 13:38 PM
You're in luck — Monster Hunter World is coming out soon!
avatar Admer456 says: 16th January 2018, 14:39 PM
"the real stuff will not only glue your broken heart"

It's been a long time since my heart was broken. Let's say it's been fixed by more than one person, hmm-hmm-hmm. :^)
avatar Bruce says: 16th January 2018, 15:32 PM
Well then keep a jar of peanut butter near at all times and use it as soon as a crack appears to prevent a complete breakdown of the heart.
avatar Crollo says: 16th January 2018, 18:45 PM
100% has nothing to do with any frustration, soup.
I... I don't think Bruce actually feels human emotions, or anything. I'm not even convinced he's real. Or I am, or anything is. Why is this site orange?
avatar satchmo says: 16th January 2018, 21:18 PM
How about you marry a peanut, and make some games? I'd say it's a win-win, but us gamers like to say "FTW" instead.
avatar Admer456 says: 17th January 2018, 00:12 AM
@Bruce
Excellent idea. I know it's gonna happen one day!
avatar 2muchvideogames says: 17th January 2018, 09:09 AM
peanut butter jelly time
avatar Bruce says: 19th January 2018, 14:07 PM
it seems like the peanut butter story is running dry. Dont lose hope tho! there is always water available, just splash some and revive all thats dying! Or jelly for that matter... which is also a horrific choice. Nevermind boys & girls, I just wanted to squeeze out a goodbye before departing to insanity. Adios ppl
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