Commented 14 years ago2009-07-16 01:38:48 UTC
in journal: #5946Comment #59559
Cockney + iGod = lol
"Me: Well I'll be a monkey's uncle, I'm chatting with God! Or at least, iGod God: Well that's okay. How do you plan to do this? When do you think artificial intelligence will replace lawyers? Me: Why guv, when the fat lady sings of course God: It goes without saying. Why did the robot cross the road? Me: To go to the pub. Maybe 'e wanted some oil God: What is stopping you? Perhaps. I think e wanted some oil is a lot of things. Me: What the bleedin 'ell are you on about? God: Try expression yourself another way."
Edit: I just found out that it's sexist
"Me: What is your gender? God: I am a Male, of course. Would you really expect a woman to be running the show?. Are you a man or a woman?"
Commented 14 years ago2009-06-13 23:59:09 UTC
in news: A New Competition?Comment #99258
I've heard about that before. I wouldn't have told the police. I would have cut it up, cooked it and fed the resulting grenade chips to those who... displease me.
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Commented 14 years ago2009-06-12 13:04:07 UTC
in journal: #5868Comment #60336
I had my german and DCG exams today. I did better than I thought I would in german, but worse than I thought I would in DCG. And I'm supposed to be King of DCG! Quite frankly it's embarassing.
Commented 14 years ago2009-06-09 20:00:11 UTC
in news: A New Competition?Comment #99246
And 23 is 32 backwards! and if you add one, and then divide by three, you get 11! And if you add twelve to that... You get 23! It's a conspiracy I tell you!
Commented 14 years ago2009-06-05 20:26:10 UTC
in journal: #5842Comment #35183
I usually play it for about 8 hours a day, but there are few days when I get to play, so I still haven't finished it. But I love the gameplay. Nothing is more satisfying then getting a soldier in the head with a sniper rifle from a quarter of a mile away, or when I managed to sneak into a heavily patrolled town, steal their shit, and sneak out again.
Commented 14 years ago2009-05-27 22:35:43 UTC
in journal: #5825Comment #50354
I'm doing engineering. I would have maybe done medicine, but I missed the extra exam that I'd have to take. I can't wait a year either, because they'll be bringing back fees for university in a while, so if I leave it too late I'll have to pay for the entire course, rather than just part of it. Goddamn fees.
Commented 14 years ago2009-05-21 18:52:33 UTC
in journal: #5810Comment #60302
Damn, I haven't played that game in a while. And judging by most of my attempts in the last few years, it'll be another while before I do. I really need to find out what's wrong with my N64. D:
Commented 14 years ago2009-05-18 15:21:11 UTC
in journal: #5803Comment #39973
Reminds me of my last birthday, when I was sixteen. I'd been hoping for years that I'd do paintballing, and then it passed and I only realised it was my birthday when my friends texted me. :/
Commented 14 years ago2009-05-15 15:53:16 UTC
in journal: #5795Comment #47515
When i read the first few words of the post shown on the front page I thought you were going to say he has been accepted for a university course. In which case you would be pushing him a bit far.
Commented 14 years ago2009-05-15 11:15:49 UTC
in journal: #5795Comment #47514
I also have a rather competitive personality. I brought in some sunglasses to school to out-douchebag somebody who had an ugly pair. I was dissapointed when everybody said they were cool. The same person said that they'd calculated how many cars hitting a wall it takes to replicate the force of an atomic bomb exploding. Because I wanted to make an even more useless calculation, I spent an hour last night making measurements and doing calculations so I could find out how much higher than the top of a post I would have to aim in order to hitit with a Makarov. It turned out to be 1.09cm.
Commented 15 years ago2009-04-16 21:01:12 UTC
in journal: #5752Comment #48780
"Back when they went to school (assuming your parent are atleast 30+) they had no computer and calculator, so they had to do all the hard work by hand"
My Physics teacher always tells us this when we have to do questions, and he never seems to realise that I do it all by hand. I had to go about two years without a calculator and I got into a habit of doing it all myself.
Commented 15 years ago2009-04-15 17:24:05 UTC
in vault item: "Triangle" constructionComment #17443
No it's not. A triangle is two dimensional, and a pyramid is three dimensional. A four sided triangle is a geometric impossibility. Unless you're high.
Commented 15 years ago2009-04-14 20:33:47 UTC
in journal: #5750Comment #42567
I tried being an evil character in Fallout 3, but I was surprised at the fact that I seem to have a conscience. I saved Butch's mother, and felt bad insulting Lucas Simms. Although it may be cancelled out by the fact that I killed all of the residents of Rivet City by sneaking into their rooms and covering the floor in mines. I then shot each person to wake them up, and watched the fireworks. >:D
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"Me:
Well I'll be a monkey's uncle, I'm chatting with God! Or at least, iGod
God:
Well that's okay. How do you plan to do this? When do you think artificial intelligence will replace lawyers?
Me:
Why guv, when the fat lady sings of course
God:
It goes without saying. Why did the robot cross the road?
Me:
To go to the pub. Maybe 'e wanted some oil
God:
What is stopping you? Perhaps. I think e wanted some oil is a lot of things.
Me:
What the bleedin 'ell are you on about?
God:
Try expression yourself another way."
Edit: I just found out that it's sexist
"Me:
What is your gender?
God:
I am a Male, of course. Would you really expect a woman to be running the show?. Are you a man or a woman?"
'Oh no! He's quivering at me!'
Tsk, tsk.
Look at the picture you supplied.
It's a conspiracy I tell you!
I would have maybe done medicine, but I missed the extra exam that I'd have to take.
I can't wait a year either, because they'll be bringing back fees for university in a while, so if I leave it too late I'll have to pay for the entire course, rather than just part of it.
Goddamn fees.
And judging by most of my attempts in the last few years, it'll be another while before I do.
I really need to find out what's wrong with my N64. D:
:/
The same person said that they'd calculated how many cars hitting a wall it takes to replicate the force of an atomic bomb exploding.
Because I wanted to make an even more useless calculation, I spent an hour last night making measurements and doing calculations so I could find out how much higher than the top of a post I would have to aim in order to hitit with a Makarov. It turned out to be 1.09cm.
So I think I may be just a bit too competitive.
Although the fact that he's also a doctor makes it seem just a little less astounding.
Also, sorry about your grandmother.
Also, nice cat.
Happy older than me by two years and three and a bit months day!
[Edit]
Damnit. The same thing happens on my laptop as well. D:
My Physics teacher always tells us this when we have to do questions, and he never seems to realise that I do it all by hand. I had to go about two years without a calculator and I got into a habit of doing it all myself.
Unless you're high.