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I'd love to map for this mod, possibly do very very minor modelling. Also, try and put some kid parts in there, I'm an awesome kid voice actor and it would be something new in the community.

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It's called the ban-hammer.

I keep forgetting I'm moderator of the whole internet.

You also put.

I wish I had some kind of super-filter to protect me from the massive shitstorm of Skyrim and Modern Warfare 3 posts about to hit my regular websites.

What other regular websites do you have? TWHL is your only site that you love and care for.

It's called the ban-hammer.

I wish I could blow up people with my mind, grow weed from hair, be able to turn invisible or reset my life.

Blow up People with my Mind - Bewm!

Weed From Hair - Why not?

Invisible - If I could turn invisible, I'd walk behind somebody as they're walking on a sidewalk and I'd shit behind them, so people look at him and shout "WTF ARE YOU DOING".

Redo - It would be cool to do something, then reset it so I didn't actually do it. slap somebody "BITCH!" reset

Well, now I can make .OBJ models!

Tom Waits' music is awesome.

And the interface?

So does Rebecca Black.

imaged a beautiful, yet large man whom wore a green shirt and had amazing glasses. She then shouted out the overused phrase her imaginary friend would say to her. "Nope, Chuck Testa!"

I wish to fight Bruce Lee.

He'd kick your ass.

I wish I had a magical airship from FF9 that led me to secret world of Terra and goes by the name of The Invincible.

I wish I was the most handsome child in the world, I wish that I would never become even considered obese, I wish I had millions of dollars, I wish I could be on Drew Carrie's improv-a-ganza, I wish I had a giant stick that I could shove through my computer that goes through somebody elses' and jabs them in the face, I wish there was a way of gaming where you can play HL2 maps where you're set INSIDE the game.

gnaw against the glass they found in their pockets. They cut their gums into little individual pieces, and decided to bleed on

cried and later revealed her feet to those of the

Not a forum post. Not even a journal post.

I wish there was a version of Steam available for Tracphone, and that I was a millionare. Life sucks, wear a helmet.

Part II: The Ancient Ressurrection

Millions of years have passed, as a group of relics and dancers form around to percussion the great

said a Crollo whom had many visions of that moment. He was later told by a corn-shucker that

ignore the happy panda that follows the magical children of Never-Neverland, I will have to show you my collection.." It was at this time that poor Dimbark got so bored that he

Listen boy, if you wanna be strong, you gotta be a waffle. If you wanna be a waffle, follow these simple steps:

. However, as he was forced into the water, he was saved by

This is my only way of happiness.

Fourteen glasses of orange juice were walking up to

Can you guys help me? I'm trying to find a non-torrent download of 3ds max, a friend is trying to get me into modelling. Can you please help me find a download? I can't find a single one.

Thanks.

Ross Scott's work is awesome.

I doubt anybody can beat mah video. Go ahead, try.

For Halloween, I thought it would be fun to be Final Fantasy's very own Black Mage. Pictures below.Materials Used:
-Blue Snuggie
-Paper Bag
-Indiana Jones Hat
-Ski Mask
-Panty Hoes

So, I've played the game. It's a pretty good mod, but I just wish there were more missions and harder puzzles. I mean, I found the Secret Areas for every map without even trying to find them. Plus, it was easy to realize what you would use due to a map's small layout.
I did enjoy the gameplay, and the maps were well-designed. I also wish that there was more of a storyline to it. Also, the skydiving map was too easy and a waste of mapping. I completed it on the first try. It would've been better if there were different obstacles, grunts you have to shoot as you pass by their skyscrapers, and having to dodge moving things that get in your way.

Plus, thanks to escape, pushable boards scare the hell out of me.
/My 2 cents

I couldn't get them working. I mean, first the maps were in folders, and then my .dll couldn't access the main files. I'm gonna try again, though.

I'm planning to dress up as an old Final Fantasy Black Mage. Gonna wear mah blue snuggie and my witch-hat.

Hahaha, nope! I had one custom built by a man named Ted. Ted likes corn.

My computer is EPIC compared to all of yours. I feel special.

1.6, 1.7, 1.8, 1.9... 2?

Alpha, Beta, Gamma..

Keep em coming, Notch.

Really, I think they've been making all these pre-releases because this is kind of.. 1.9! Minecraft cant be updated anymore, unless it moves to gamma.

I'm an awesome child voice actor, and like I said my mom is a good voice actor. It just sucks because WHAT game has a child and an adult woman? Half-Life doesn't eve have any women at all.

They are soft and firm!
Your mother told me this stuff
Last night in my bed.

And I like my corn.
It is yummy like a seed.
Wait, they aint yummy.

Oh, btw: If anybody needs a sort of female voice actor, I can call Chell

Wow you really suck
"Everything" has 4 scylls
Not three you retard

And Skals watches cows
And his balls are very soft
This information...

So suck it Striker
My last post was awesome
I need orange juice.

Do re me fa so
Shit, what are the other words?
My corn up your cob.

I like to use words
Onomatopoeia, bitch!
I can't find my keys.

I'm gonna need poo
And a very large baggie
And maybe a match

Okay, I made an epic video. It's called "Awesome at Half-Life" and its showing my best gameplay!

PS: It's a spoof, but hey: its in HD.

Well, that TFC server I used to play on is screwed.

Nameless Specimen
Hey guys, I think I'm ready to start a new mod. I'm prepared to dedicate my mapping shedule to this, and I think I've learned a few things from Theoretical Disaster.
This game will be for Half-Life 1 and will be Singleplayer. It will also be using Spirit of Half-Life.

[i]Storyline:The player will start out in an odd sort of chamber, surrounded by scientists. I figure the prefabbed scientists would work fine, only this time they are the antagonists. After experimenting one the player for years, he finally manages to break free and roam through the testlabs. As he constantly murders scientists, (him being as messed up as he is,) he manages to find a large balcony, seeing that this laboratory is on a large skyscraper. Realizing he has to find a way to go down, he attempts to slide down the sides of the building, until he is spotted by a military helicopter. Eventually, the military makes their point in the game, with an attempt to stop him. Since he was in the testing chambers so long, he cannot remember a thing.

The military eventually captures him, right as he makes it to the base of the building, and he is taken to a brainwashing facility. However, he manages to break free from their grasp, and makes his way through their odd facilities. The military quickly attempts to apprehend him, but he manages to push them back. He then has the choice to go to the main control room of the building, or attempt to exit. The game end if he attempts to exit the building, and he is killed by black operatives. If he goes to the main control centre, then he will obtain a radio, and the game will continue. Basically, the choice is like a "Quit Now, or Go on?" The thing is, the player won't know.

In the control room, he notices an odd man in the briefcase. Putting his weapons down, he speaks with the man, and the man only replies with "You don't know what wrath you can unleash." The odd man is then rescued by black operatives and placed into one of their dropships. The player then has to take a radio before he can continue through the map. On the radio, the man with the briefcase talks to him as he continues through the base, now in a hurry to make it to the exit. Over the radio, the man explains that the player was chosen to be experimented on, and explains that the player was responsible for much robberies and murders. The player is then told that they added power to him so they could win any war and America could threaten any country they want, forming the world into total masonry.

The main continues "But our plan has backfired, and you know what you've done. We have no choice but to attempt to detain you. You're just lucky you haven't unlocked your power." The player, before he makes it to the exit, is locked in and gassed. In the gas, his anger builds up, he drops his weapons, and gains his superweapon, which is just his arms. With his arms, however, he manages to use a supernatural force to bust through the exit. The game is then beaten when he destroys an entire fleet of the military, and escapes into the town. Since he only escapes into the town, it could be ideal for a sequel.[/i]

The story is not very complicated, but it would probably have some decent gameplay.

[i]Gameplay:In the gameplay, the character will be able to speak. At some points, when he researches certain areas, he may make jokes or remarks. However, this would require a good it of voice acting. Also, most weapons would be kept original, except for the skin for his arms. There is no suit at all, he is only a person (who had been injected with some sort of powerful vaccines). Also, there will be a lot of interaction with the environments, such as random machines in the laboratories he can use, and military dispensery units.[/i]

Team I'm Looking For:
I'm not looking for a very large team, just a team enough to do some voice acting and maybe a bit of mapping.

But it automatically crashes every time you try to open the VGUI menu.

So?

That thread was practically invisible!

Sorry for reposting this guys.

[EDIT] And congratulations Dimbark for being a parrot. Kweh!
Shit, that's a chocobo...

http://twhl.info/forums.php?thread=17765

nuf said

I'm so dedicated to this project, I have yet to use null or bevel, or aaatrigger.

I wonder if I can get some cows to do it, then cook me up some nice veil.