heh, i got my finger trapped in a door when i was 6, and it took my fingernail right off. looked wierd. life egg white with little black bits in it. it healed tho, and now i have my very own, resurrected fingernail. i also ran into a table and knocked out my front teeth. they grew back too! well, teeth do grow back, but it was still fun being able to clench my teeth and stick my toungue out at people at the same time
there was also this one time i slid downstairs and had a HUGE carpet burn on my back. about the size of an xbox/ps2 game case (top to bottom). my brother also managed to get himself electrocuted, and my friend put a condom over his head (for our unfortunately unfinished moive, appropriately titled, "condom head.")