Tee Dubya Aych El
Wasn't doing so well,
When some kid came spammin'
Luckily the banstick
Shiny, made from plastic
Dragg'd him out for a whammin'
A scientist went by the name
Of Freeman, everyone found it lame
But when his crowbar he swung..
Instead of a "Hello",
No one wanted to know
How he passed his job interview drunk.
How bout some more HL-related ones? :>