Journal #7078

Posted 8 years ago2011-03-03 00:11:34 UTC
OPPOSING FORCE CLIFF NOTES
By 2muchvideogames

INCOMING
Adrian crashes the party held in Black Mesa Research Facility. (literally)

WELCOME TO BLACK MESA
Adrian chugged too much beer at the party and woke up dazed, in the infirmary.

"WE ARE PULLING OUT"
Following the emergence of expensive lawsuits targeting Black Mesa for extensive property damage resulting from the party, the HECU decide to pull out and avoid being implicated in the incident.

MISSING IN ACTION
Adrian missed his flight because some prick in a business suit locked the hangar doors on him.

FRIENDLY FIRE
Adrian shoots a fellow soldier so he can get the m249 SAW five chapters earlier.

WE ARE NOT ALONE
Adrian goes to Xen and has a frank exchange of ideas with foreigners.

CRUSH DEPTH
Adrian discovers his inner hatred for aquariums.

VICARIOUS REALITY
And zoos.

PIT WORM'S NEST
Adrian gets into a staring contest with some sort of worm creature.

FOXTROT UNIFORM
Adrian spends an entire chapter in a cargo yard.

"THE PACKAGE"
Adrian defuses a bomb. Counter-Terrorists win.

WORLDS COLLIDE
Adrian witnesses a brutal culture clash between two very prejudiced groups.

CONCLUSION
Adrian gets into a staring contest with another worm, barely winning despite the worm's violent temper, bad breath, and frequent stomach cramps. The G-Man he met earlier appears and tells Adrian that he is impressed by Adrian's interpersonal skills and hires Adrian as an ambassador to Xen. He is granted government-subsidized housing in Xen and a substantial salary. From there, Adrian lived happily ever after. The end.

9 Comments

Commented 8 years ago2011-03-03 00:59:28 UTC Comment #63223
I chuckled.
Commented 8 years ago2011-03-03 02:32:19 UTC Comment #63221
Lmfao.
More plz. This was great.
Commented 8 years ago2011-03-03 09:03:27 UTC Comment #63228
Nice, I was wondering when this was coming.
Commented 8 years ago2011-03-03 17:25:50 UTC Comment #63227
Did you know that Foxtrot Uniform is military-speak for fuck you?
Commented 8 years ago2011-03-03 18:55:04 UTC Comment #63225
Well.

Im glad im not the only one who killed that guy to get the m249 early.

Too bad you have to make do with one clip for those 5 chapters.
Commented 8 years ago2011-03-03 18:56:32 UTC Comment #63226
lol, but it is handy against the black ops.
Commented 8 years ago2011-03-03 19:43:38 UTC Comment #63222
bind mouse1 impulse101
done
Commented 8 years ago2011-03-03 20:34:20 UTC Comment #63224
One clip is still one clip more than you had to begin with.
Commented 7 years ago2012-02-09 03:52:31 UTC Comment #63229
@Joe I think it means Fucked Up.

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