Journal #7363

Posted 8 years ago2011-08-18 04:58:49 UTC
Dimbeak DimbeakRotten Bastard
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Question to discuss:

roleplay for me?

You: SURE

Stranger: HI

Stranger: ding dong

You: Who is it?

You: opens door

Stranger: Hi

You: observes man at door

You: We don't want any.

Stranger: I'm Mark from the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints. Would you like to know about our religion?

You: slams door

You: locks

You: swallows key

Stranger: ding dong ding dong

You: Builds pillow fort

You: Snuggles up in pillowfort

Stranger: throws Book of Mormon through window

Stranger: Climbs in

You: shouts HEY! THAT COST $30,000 BITCH

Stranger: Forgive my father.

You: throws pillows at man

Stranger: takes out gun

Stranger: shoots in face

You: shits self

You: Wait, who did he shoot?

Stranger: Forgive me father, for I havth sinned.

Stranger: I havth killed a human being, who acted like a child.

You: How.. cough do magnets... weeze work?

Stranger: Well...

Stranger: Magnets are made of metal.

You: dies

Stranger: And they take the metal from the ground.

You: wakes up in hospital

Stranger: And the metal still has pieces of gravity in it.

You: urg... uh...

You: Where am.... I?

Stranger: smothers you to death with a pillow you threw at me

Stranger: You're in hell!!!

You: pushes it out of face

You: stands up

Stranger: I'm sorry...

You: gets naked

You: jumps out window

You: FREEEE
FREEEFALLLIIIIII_-

You: FREEE!!! FREEFAAAALLLII---

Stranger: ties sheets together, ties one end to bed, climbs down

Stranger: rapes dead body

You: Wakes up in another hospital bed.

You: Where am... I?

Stranger: Hello again.

You: shits

Stranger: Would you like to learn about my religion now?

You: Sure...why not?

You: falls asleep with eyes open

Stranger: Okay...but first...

Stranger: Would you like some of my poisioned coo-

Stranger: I mean cookies?

You: wake up

You: jump into wheelchair

You: BEEP BEEP

You: shoots off like roadrunner

You: crashes into doctor who was about to save a little girl. Both die

You: points and laughs

You: BEEP BEEP

You: Shoots off again into an elevator

You: rides elevator to outerspace

Stranger: *cuts elevator

You: rides into a spaceship

Stranger: Damn enter key

You: ride around in spaceship

You: builds a space-pillow fort

You: hire group of rebels

Stranger: cuts elevator's power supply

You: gain lasers

You: Prepares for battle...

Stranger: Die!!!!11!!1!!111one

You: MISS

You: dies anyways

6 Comments

Commented 8 years ago2011-08-18 06:59:13 UTC Comment #64720
Omegle is serious place.
Commented 8 years ago2011-08-18 07:00:01 UTC Comment #64722
No.
Commented 8 years ago2011-08-18 07:13:44 UTC Comment #64718
this is rather odd.
i found the bit about the pillow fort quite funny though.
Commented 8 years ago2011-08-18 11:51:37 UTC Comment #64719
You and your 10 year old boyfriend having fun?
Commented 7 years ago2011-08-18 14:40:28 UTC Comment #64717
Just no.
Commented 7 years ago2011-08-18 18:00:11 UTC Comment #64721
This is still better then all the twilight books combined.

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