Journal #8019

Hey, it's Joebama!
But whose that guy stuck on his other half?

I barely knew there was an election.

I should really read/watch SOME kind of news.

Only in America do they repeat elections because the president is black plus the second candidate is mentally retarded.

I'll admit I don't pay much attention to politics, especially foreign politics, so maybe I am misunderstanding, but...
^Wat?

I didn't know you were Irish.
/offtopic

@ TJB

The first part was a joke, the second part is truth. Romney should be locked in a cave.

Congratulations, USA.

Having seen the polls at roughly 149:154 (Obama:Romney) last night, I went to bed with a slight sense of dread. Good thing the swing states knew who to vote for.

Obama is still president, our vaginas are safe for another 4 years!

OBAMA!

Mitt < Obama < A horse

Way to go America. You're still fucked though. As are the rest of us.

I hate my countries politics.
But i love my country
But i hate it. god damn do i hate politics.

Obama destroyed romney in the electoral college about 300 to 200, but as far as actual votes are concerned, they were pretty much 50/50.

The electoral college shouldnt exist but its a part of our constitution and only an amendment can get rid of it.

god help us all

Obama and Romney are pretty shitty. Obama has a terrible plan and Romney has no plan. We should all just move to Rapture, maybe get ourselves some ADAM, aswell.

What's so terrible about Obama's plan?
And I want specifics here.
EDIT [09.11.12]: Republicans.

His plan is apparently to fuse himself with his vice president and then use that as a disguise to get Joebama banned from TWHL!
It's a good thing he's behind the times and so hasn't noticed that Joebama is no more.