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when "Keep voting" is said, it normally means that the wrong choice has been made, and Urb doesnt want to kill off good characters. Choose B, people
funny... i thought you'd have chosen C, seventh
B it is.. again... ahem...
"Don't worry, Fred!" exclaimed Fred to Fred, " I know just the way to stop feeling upset about killing people named Fred."
<SNIFF> "Y'do?" Replied Fred, interested.
"Indeed I do. We must create dethmatch style maps for HL!" Fred almost shouted with pride.
"AMEN!" Shouted Fred.
"A lot like this one actually..." BLATANT ADVERTISING
"Hooray!" Shoted Fred in delight, "But what should we map?"
a) A city style map.
b) A Fred style map.
c) A Memorial map to the dead fork, Fred.
d) A Cave type map.
e) MAX LEAF FACES. LEAK LEAK LEAK LEAK LEAK LEAK LEAK LEAK LEAK
"Don't worry, Fred!" exclaimed Fred to Fred, " I know just the way to stop feeling upset about killing people named Fred."
<SNIFF> "Y'do?" Replied Fred, interested.
"Indeed I do. We must create dethmatch style maps for HL!" Fred almost shouted with pride.
"AMEN!" Shouted Fred.
"A lot like this one actually..." BLATANT ADVERTISING
"Hooray!" Shoted Fred in delight, "But what should we map?"
a) A city style map.
b) A Fred style map.
c) A Memorial map to the dead fork, Fred.
d) A Cave type map.
e) MAX LEAF FACES. LEAK LEAK LEAK LEAK LEAK LEAK LEAK LEAK LEAK
delete it and start again.. its the same thing as what u did with the pillar... for christs sake. learn from your mistakes. dont keep doin them and ALWAYS Alt + P before compile.
You need to make sure that you clip it cleanly, try to avoid too many clip lines crossing over or they will become too small, too many and inevitably, an invalid object.
You need to make sure that you clip it cleanly, try to avoid too many clip lines crossing over or they will become too small, too many and inevitably, an invalid object.
f) they cry
B it is -
Fred and Fred grabbed the random P90s that were hung on a rack against an invisible 'Clip' textured wall.
"Today is the day that the forks shall die." Exclaimed Fred to Fred.
"Indeed, Fred." Said Fred.
"Wait!" One of the forks has spotted them.
"HERE WE GO!" Screamed Fred.
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Said mister P90....
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO" Screamed fred, "That fork we killed was also named Fred"
What should the Freds do?
a) Play counter-strike
b) Map for Half-Life
c) have a picnic
d) recite nursury rhythms
e) MAX SURFACE EXTENTS 9000/0 QUESTION DID NOT COMPILE!
Fred and Fred grabbed the random P90s that were hung on a rack against an invisible 'Clip' textured wall.
"Today is the day that the forks shall die." Exclaimed Fred to Fred.
"Indeed, Fred." Said Fred.
"Wait!" One of the forks has spotted them.
"HERE WE GO!" Screamed Fred.
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Said mister P90....
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO" Screamed fred, "That fork we killed was also named Fred"
What should the Freds do?
a) Play counter-strike
b) Map for Half-Life
c) have a picnic
d) recite nursury rhythms
e) MAX SURFACE EXTENTS 9000/0 QUESTION DID NOT COMPILE!
yeah they look cool. who made them? did you figure it out yerself?
:D:D:D:D:D:D hoorah for unbreakable
B - We already know the ending - iv see nthis film, Freeman wins 
haha.. lol
i'm gonna host it on the hostage situation website. hang on ill get a link
Debabelizer went to the mystical land of the forks, got enslaved by an elderly couple and ended rubbbing rust 'offa granma's feet' for the rest of his life.
Meanwhile, An odd lemon and an odder orange were standing in the middle of the recycling place thingie wondering what to do.
To their left - a screaming spoon being tortured by a fork.
To their right - a cube of crushed metal.
To their.. up.. north. ummm.. straight ahead - a homing missile flying towards them at high speed.
To their behind - a Pile of old school ties.
what should Fred and Fred do?
a) Save Debabelizer's father and have a picnic.
b) Save Debabelizer's father and P90 the forks.
c) Investigate the cube.
d) Investigate the ties.
e) Investigate the missile.
Meanwhile, An odd lemon and an odder orange were standing in the middle of the recycling place thingie wondering what to do.
To their left - a screaming spoon being tortured by a fork.
To their right - a cube of crushed metal.
To their.. up.. north. ummm.. straight ahead - a homing missile flying towards them at high speed.
To their behind - a Pile of old school ties.
what should Fred and Fred do?
a) Save Debabelizer's father and have a picnic.
b) Save Debabelizer's father and P90 the forks.
c) Investigate the cube.
d) Investigate the ties.
e) Investigate the missile.
D it is
WAOH OMFG DUDE WOAH!! WOW!!! OMFG!!!! WOWZERS!! CHEESE!!!
friggin awsome... it looks like HL2
friggin awsome... it looks like HL2
k... just a sec
surely you just need to redue verything's size?
hey folks! its lookin sweet but i aint gonna read through 14 pages of stuff so can i get a summary?
Also, when's the ETA?
Is it gonna be a race for release between HL :HS and TWHLmix 2?
And did the end vote go to Hl1 or Hl2? Sorry about not keeping up.
Also, when's the ETA?
Is it gonna be a race for release between HL :HS and TWHLmix 2?
And did the end vote go to Hl1 or Hl2? Sorry about not keeping up.
<sigh> i was eating my bran flakes.. dont rush the bran flakes...
*CHAPTER 2*
Debabelizer was distroguht! Why could the little voices in his brain told him to recite nursury rhymes? The fork's biggest weakness was nursury ryhmes.
"its a shame" he said to his penis as he rythmicly fapped it up an down to acheive the state wich the spoons call 'fap-yer-jack-till-it-hurts'
I'm cumming
to get you papa! I'll save you, dont worry... And if i get in to a sticky situation I always have my best friend, Fred, the lemon.
"Come fred, we're off to SCARY MUSIC the recycling place."
"But i want to play hide 'n' go seek with Urbanebula's Orange named Fred" complained Fred's voice in Debabelizer's head.
"ooh, can i play?" asked Debabelizer
What should Debabelizer do?
a) continue on to the recycling place thingie.
b) play hide and go seek.
c) try to play hide and go seek, complain that fred was cheating and have a glass of lemon juice.
d) Find the world of the forks.
e) Insert floppy disk in to drive A: to load final choice to hard disk.
*CHAPTER 2*
Debabelizer was distroguht! Why could the little voices in his brain told him to recite nursury rhymes? The fork's biggest weakness was nursury ryhmes.
"its a shame" he said to his penis as he rythmicly fapped it up an down to acheive the state wich the spoons call 'fap-yer-jack-till-it-hurts'
I'm cumming
to get you papa! I'll save you, dont worry... And if i get in to a sticky situation I always have my best friend, Fred, the lemon."Come fred, we're off to SCARY MUSIC the recycling place."
"But i want to play hide 'n' go seek with Urbanebula's Orange named Fred" complained Fred's voice in Debabelizer's head.
"ooh, can i play?" asked Debabelizer
What should Debabelizer do?
a) continue on to the recycling place thingie.
b) play hide and go seek.
c) try to play hide and go seek, complain that fred was cheating and have a glass of lemon juice.
d) Find the world of the forks.
e) Insert floppy disk in to drive A: to load final choice to hard disk.
God damn, i just realiesed how lonely the life i picked was... geeze...
From the moment you figure out that Computing is more fun than going out, your hated by the entire female population and spend your lonely hours staring blankly at XXX images....
cries
WHAT HAVE WE BECOME?
From the moment you figure out that Computing is more fun than going out, your hated by the entire female population and spend your lonely hours staring blankly at XXX images....
cries
WHAT HAVE WE BECOME?
lol habboi, it aint anymore... its probably gonna be one of Faded Shadow's songs... they rule! have you heard them play?
B it is!
lol. np
:/ it'll only take a wee while to fix tho.. it'll be fine
you don't know freshed?!?!?!!? YOU DONT KNOW FRESHED?!?!!?!?!
neither do i.. he seems nice enough though
Why is this mod dying?
we have 5 mappers... Only 1 chapter remains un-called for... 6.
And i may have a guy able to do that.
I think its going well so fuck you muzzleflash fuck you.
neither do i.. he seems nice enough though
Why is this mod dying?
we have 5 mappers... Only 1 chapter remains un-called for... 6.
And i may have a guy able to do that.
I think its going well so fuck you muzzleflash
fuck you."Hold on dad! I'm a-coming!" screamed Debabelizer as he ran back into the house...
A short whiule later, he re-appeared with a red and white checkered blanket.
"You'd better have something damn powerful under that blanket boy!" Said his father in between beatings.
"Oh yes-sir-ee I do pa! I do!" replied Debabelizer, "Ham sandwiches and french fries mixed with oreos."
"..." said his father.
"..." said the fork.
"uuuh..." said The Hunter, thinking up something good.
So as Debabelizer had a smashing time, picknicking with the younger forks, his father became scrap metal and got taken away by the recycling community.
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! DAMN YOU RECYCLING BILL!" Shouted Debabelizer.
a) Run after the recycling community with a pitchfork.
b) Run after the recycling community with a lemon named fred.
c) Continue the picnic.
d) enter a cake eating contest.
e) Recite nursury rhymes
A short whiule later, he re-appeared with a red and white checkered blanket.
"You'd better have something damn powerful under that blanket boy!" Said his father in between beatings.
"Oh yes-sir-ee I do pa! I do!" replied Debabelizer, "Ham sandwiches and french fries mixed with oreos."
"..." said his father.
"..." said the fork.
"uuuh..." said The Hunter, thinking up something good.
So as Debabelizer had a smashing time, picknicking with the younger forks, his father became scrap metal and got taken away by the recycling community.
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! DAMN YOU RECYCLING BILL!" Shouted Debabelizer.
a) Run after the recycling community with a pitchfork.
b) Run after the recycling community with a lemon named fred.
c) Continue the picnic.
d) enter a cake eating contest.
e) Recite nursury rhymes
Pffft.. Although i am excited about Urb's and its really good, but the TWHLer of today wants humour...
So here I go.
Once upon a time in brickland, some spoons were enjoying a nice morning scoop when all of a sudden, one of them let out a shrill cry!
"The Forks! It's the damned forks! Run to the hills!"
And true enough, several armies of forks were marching up the chocolate icecream hill.
A young spoon named Debabelizer had just woken up and come out only to see a fork having a major fight with his dad and it looked like the fork was winning
What should Debabelizer do?
a) Have a picnic
b) phone the police
c) get help from the rival tribe - The Knifes
d) run like a little pussy
e) Recite nursury rhymes
So here I go.
Once upon a time in brickland, some spoons were enjoying a nice morning scoop when all of a sudden, one of them let out a shrill cry!
"The Forks! It's the damned forks! Run to the hills!"
And true enough, several armies of forks were marching up the chocolate icecream hill.
A young spoon named Debabelizer had just woken up and come out only to see a fork having a major fight with his dad and it looked like the fork was winning
What should Debabelizer do?
a) Have a picnic
b) phone the police
c) get help from the rival tribe - The Knifes
d) run like a little pussy
e) Recite nursury rhymes
hehe
B) To stay focused, you need good company
i was just pointing out that rock = good
shit = shit
Slipknot are good in really short bursts of anger and violence but I once listened to a whole album and ended up putting a scalpel through my finger.
shit = shit
Slipknot are good in really short bursts of anger and violence but I once listened to a whole album and ended up putting a scalpel through my finger.
oh good! multiplayer hacking stories!
I often play on my mates CS 1.6 server... My mate is a steam admin
and its the funniest thing to watch noobeh hacker after hacker get his controls re-diffined so every key commits suicide
I often play on my mates CS 1.6 server... My mate is a steam admin
and its the funniest thing to watch noobeh hacker after hacker get his controls re-diffined so every key commits suicide the article talks of making it 'as real to the eye as possible'
So that - for example - you move from dark to light too quickly, your eyes will need a few valuable seconds to refocus
So that - for example - you move from dark to light too quickly, your eyes will need a few valuable seconds to refocus
What's your opinion on cheating in games?
Mine is this -
If you cant complete a game without cheats, kill yourself.
However, if you have already completed the game, then i suggest playing it again with cheats.. it can be funny.
Mine is this -
If you cant complete a game without cheats, kill yourself.
However, if you have already completed the game, then i suggest playing it again with cheats.. it can be funny.
all the screaming??? only emo bands.. and screamo bands.. ahem... and metal bands... and alternate rockbands... .and.. okay, you got me
good
Takes deep breath
I have come to realise that audio editing is my calling... Any music you want at all changed or converted or whateva, i can do. So if you want to have music in your chapter, just ask. However there are restrictions...
No crappy Hip/Hop, pop, rap, dance, techno, Avril lavigne.
just stick to good music.
Rock, Rock n roll, metal, emo, alternate rock, alternate metal, christian rock, screamo.
I have come to realise that audio editing is my calling... Any music you want at all changed or converted or whateva, i can do. So if you want to have music in your chapter, just ask. However there are restrictions...
No crappy Hip/Hop, pop, rap, dance, techno, Avril lavigne.
just stick to good music.
Rock, Rock n roll, metal, emo, alternate rock, alternate metal, christian rock, screamo.
lol, its just the film 'The Abyss' all over again which by the way, was shown on channel 5 not so long ago.
yeah, habboi lies a lot!
When i first met him, I learned that he was 'deaf', was a subscriber to PCGamer and much more that ended up a lie/joke... at least it was apparantly.. a joke...
When i first met him, I learned that he was 'deaf', was a subscriber to PCGamer and much more that ended up a lie/joke... at least it was apparantly.. a joke...
How did your forum name or gaming name come about? I expect there will be a few interesting stories here so please tell..
I'll go first then, shall I?
The Hunter - Originally came about in the fantastic fps online shooter 'Star Trek Voyager : Elite Force' and the first time i got the boss at the end of the scavenger station who was a hirogen hunter, the name got stuck in my mind...
I'm 11 at the time, and here is this really cool, 8 foot tall guy with full tritanium armour from foot to nose, and then a damn cool helmet to match... And of course he has a massive muthafucka chaingun that blasts you to bits...
And that's where The Hunter came from.
NEXT!
I'll go first then, shall I?
The Hunter - Originally came about in the fantastic fps online shooter 'Star Trek Voyager : Elite Force' and the first time i got the boss at the end of the scavenger station who was a hirogen hunter, the name got stuck in my mind...
I'm 11 at the time, and here is this really cool, 8 foot tall guy with full tritanium armour from foot to nose, and then a damn cool helmet to match... And of course he has a massive muthafucka chaingun that blasts you to bits...
And that's where The Hunter came from.
NEXT!
haha.. awsome.. this calls for a RANDOM GODLIKE MUSIC FORUM THREAD!
he must be a g-g-g-ghost! Grab your torches and pitchforks!
and on top of everything.. you owe me a game of Worms Armageddon
<sigh> douglas, for the last time, stop.. PLEASE stop pretending you know what your talking about!
You've never made a map in your life!
You don't know what an entity is.
You don't know the difference between a map and a mod...
You don't even have Hammer installed.
Hell, you haven't even completed HL without cheats!
Stop. Okay. Either try to learn or stop.
I just put a couple of boxes together on an A4 peice of paper and gradually develop it into a sketch of a mapYou have never done that in your life!
You've never made a map in your life!
You don't know what an entity is.
You don't know the difference between a map and a mod...
You don't even have Hammer installed.
Hell, you haven't even completed HL without cheats!
Stop. Okay. Either try to learn or stop.
I was the original 'Hobba'
these are too stupid now... shame on you Haggis, think up something new or dont make a thread. StoryRandoms are boring... TWHL want something new.
THE END
THE END
hmm...
There was no blood. He died of liver failure due to drinking... I think..
There was another experiance i had but it's nothing major. I was sitting in my room home-alone maybe 2 years ago and was happily reading 'Northern Lights' when there was a power cut. Now that;s always freaky except it was worse for me.
The line from the book reads 'Lyra shuddered at the thought of Lord Asriel being poisoned so she left the cupboard door open just a crack so she could see. However, just as the college master entered the room, a gust of wind blew the door shut and everything went dark'
It was at that exact point that the lights went out. Not creepy enough for ya? It was also Midnight 'on the dot'
There was no blood. He died of liver failure due to drinking... I think..
There was another experiance i had but it's nothing major. I was sitting in my room home-alone maybe 2 years ago and was happily reading 'Northern Lights' when there was a power cut. Now that;s always freaky except it was worse for me.
The line from the book reads 'Lyra shuddered at the thought of Lord Asriel being poisoned so she left the cupboard door open just a crack so she could see. However, just as the college master entered the room, a gust of wind blew the door shut and everything went dark'
It was at that exact point that the lights went out. Not creepy enough for ya? It was also Midnight 'on the dot'
shudder... Damn habbo hotel to hell.. They stole my money...
Pfft. one big scam..
Pfft. one big scam..
So am I the only TWHLer that does believe? Or do you Saribous?
When I was younger... Say about 9 years old, I distinctly remember having the same dream four time on four nights in a row - it was of my grandad playing football with me and my dad laughing with joy at the side only it was all like sepia and slow motion. Then my dad stops laughing, and he crumples to his knees, crying, then i wake up.
On the fifth day, my grandad died.
How can i not believe?
And just for the record, im an alien hunter too... It is indeed impossible for no other planet in the infinate expanse of the universe to not support life. In face I think Douglas Adams was on to something.
Why should they be advanced forms of super-intellegent life?
I think they'd be a lot like us. Maybe evolved a bit... Growen a few extra arms but y'know..
When I was younger... Say about 9 years old, I distinctly remember having the same dream four time on four nights in a row - it was of my grandad playing football with me and my dad laughing with joy at the side only it was all like sepia and slow motion. Then my dad stops laughing, and he crumples to his knees, crying, then i wake up.
On the fifth day, my grandad died.
How can i not believe?
And just for the record, im an alien hunter too... It is indeed impossible for no other planet in the infinate expanse of the universe to not support life. In face I think Douglas Adams was on to something.
Why should they be advanced forms of super-intellegent life?
I think they'd be a lot like us. Maybe evolved a bit... Growen a few extra arms but y'know..
groovey. i fixed it. thanks
Hey guys.
I've been workin on this horror map for quite some time now and after doing the biggest build session between test compiles i have yet done, i get an error during RAD.
BuildFacelights:
10%...20%...Malformed face (641) normal @
(-120.00, -325.00, -115.75)
(-120.63, -325.00, -115.75)
(-121.00, -325.00, -115.00)
(-121.00, -325.00, -113.00)
(-120.00, -325.00, -113.00)
Error: Malformed face normal
Description: The texture alignment of a visible face is unusable
Howto Fix: If using Worldcraft, do a check for problems and fix any occurences of 'Texture axis perpindicular to face'
There are no probs in the check for probs bit and i'm stumpt..
help please.
I've been workin on this horror map for quite some time now and after doing the biggest build session between test compiles i have yet done, i get an error during RAD.
BuildFacelights:
10%...20%...Malformed face (641) normal @
(-120.00, -325.00, -115.75)
(-120.63, -325.00, -115.75)
(-121.00, -325.00, -115.00)
(-121.00, -325.00, -113.00)
(-120.00, -325.00, -113.00)
Error: Malformed face normal
Description: The texture alignment of a visible face is unusable
Howto Fix: If using Worldcraft, do a check for problems and fix any occurences of 'Texture axis perpindicular to face'
There are no probs in the check for probs bit and i'm stumpt..
help please.