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what are we gonna do about chapter 2 now that mercenary has pissed off? whos gonna do it? muzzleflash, can u manage it or will i recruit?

after the explosions had cleared out (some 10 years later) the new version of TWHL was launched with a jazzy new name - TWHL mk 2 This new version has loads of new features including freeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeezegaaaaaaaaaurd and anti j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-jo-jo-jo-jo-jo-jo-jog software.

no, dont add habboi.... he gives out your email to random strangers like 96a2107

"Not the greatest map in the world" (to the tune of Tribute by tenacious D)

This is the greatest and best map in the world... Tribute...
Long time ago, me and my god seventh, he was makin a map, a long-and-a lonesome map.... All of a sudden, there shined a shiny light_environment.. In the middle... Of the map... AND HE SAID! mmmmaaaake the best map in the world, or i'll eat your soul....
Well me and seventh, we looked at each other... AAnd we each said.... 'okay'
And he made the first thing that came to his head - just so happened to be - the best map in the world, t'was the best map in the woooorld. Look into his eyes and its easy to see 1 and 1 make 2, 2 and 1 make three, it was destiny... Once every hundred thousand years or so when the sun doth shine and the moon doth glow and the grass doth groooooow...

Needless to say... The light was stunned. Whip-Crack went his avatar, and the light was doneth...

He asked us 'Be you angels?' and we said 'NAY! WE ARE BUT MAPPERS' UUUUUHUUUUUHU OOH AHH AHH! AOHOHOH! A OHOHOH AU OHOHOUIO' This is not, the greatest map in the world - no - this is just a tribute... Couldnt remember the greatest map in the world - nooo - this is just a tribute ahh - to the greatest map in the world alllright - to the greatest map in the world alllright - twas the best and the greatest map in the world aaahh- flip fega doobee doo daa flibabeeba ba dooba fligabee ba ba doo ba - and the peculiar thing is this, my friend, the map was made on that faitful night, it didnt actually look anything like this map - THIS IS JUST A TRIBUTE, you gotta believe me and i wish you were there, tis just a matter of opinion oh motherfuck! good god, you gotta love him, im so surprised to find you cant stop him, im finally raining down on this motherfuckin map yeeeahh!!!! alright!!!! alright!!! Greatest map in the wooooorld.. oooooh

ITS A REVALTATION PEOPLE!

then a clock's minute hand started to explode, but realised how much life has to offer! he thought -
'I know!!! we should all be nice to each other and stop exploding! we shall live in a peacful world! '

He was on his way to the news paper to share his idea when he was unexpectantly hit by a train so everyone continued to explode.

Eventually

lol.. iv had xfire for aaaages.. you guys only just found it? as well..

I'm hunterfsc

Someone challenge me too CS 1.6 and ill whoop yo ass

Suddenly, the explosion exploded

i got it off your e-mail address on the Proboards forums

cool

.. then the blueberry muffin that holds space and time together... exploded...

... like that pink stuff you get on planes that they call a meal...

Then middle earth exploded

"Bless me little hobbit's feet mister frodo!" Said Sam worridy, "I don't think we should trust him..."
"Nonsense, Sam!" Replied Frodo, "Just look how happy he is!"

"hehehehehhe kill the hobbits! heheheheehehhe!"

"You see, sam?" Said Frodo, "We can trust him"

Suddenly

by some naughty little chipmunks

aye matey the mod goes well.. i beleieve.. all is gooseberry good on my part.

... habboi was then spanked by michael jackson and sent to correcting school

no u cant.... im pretty sure you can only use 3.5 and before.

and even if you did its a free download.

thus resulting a random plot change...

"Oh no!" Shouted george as the

A is the best choice... It'll make Dan even more pissed at the combine and he might do some crazy shit to sacrifice himself for the rebellion.. that'd be cool

Australian romping sector

well... since your doing the most for this mod, i have to agree with you... mercenary, your out unless you can prove yourself....

Sorry mate..

"WonderIEMC" to the tune of "Wonderboy" By Tenacious D

High above the my first map, lab made of cliffs,
There sits Monkeychow, sitting oh so proudly.
Not much to spam when you're high above the my first map.
Yeah, yeah.
Monkeychow, what is the secret of your power?
Monkeychow, won't you take me far away from the multipleHL2example?

[spoken]
Now it's time for me to tell you about Young monkeychow,
archrival and nemesis of monkeychow, with powers comparable to Monkeychow.
What powers you ask? how 'bout the power of spam?
That do anything for ya? That's immitation, holmes.
How 'bout the power to kill a map from 200 yards away...
with mind bullets! That's immitation, Atom.
How 'bout the power to move you?

[sung]
History of Monkeychow and Young comma,
Riggah-goo-goo, riggah-goo-goo.
A secret to be told, a gold map to behold,
And blasting forth with three-part harmony, yeow!
Monkeychow, what is the secret of your power?
Monkeychow, won't you take me far away from the my first map?

[spoken]
Well, Monkeychow and Young comma joined forces;
they formed a band the likes of which have never been seen,
and they called themselves obey teh cheese. That's right,
[sung]
I - E - MC!
[MC (spoken):] That's me.
[sung]
We're now Obey Teh Cheese!
Come spam with me SPAM!

Monkeychow, what is the secret of your power?
Monkeychow, won't you take me far away from the my first map,
Oh!
[spoken]
Take my hand!
Young comma, and we'll fly!
Bring out your broadsword.
There's the hydra.
Slice his throat!
And grab his scroat.
You take the high road,
I'll take the low.
There, the crevasse,
Fill it with your mighty maaaaaps.

oh oh oh!! iv got a brilliant one! hang on

You should monitor who rates the maps... Some prick keeps rating all my maps 1 star repeatedly without downloading.. im so goddamned pisssed off. Who is it that gets a kick out of doing that? your a shit, whoever you are. get a life

Appart from about 4 hours through when he goes to make a sandwich

hhahahahahahahaha

anyway, back on pluto, king fork the tent-eating plane was

even if you did get it to work - the lag would be unplayable

you cant have trillion billion... you can have billion trillion but not the other way round

with huis lueft handy

and drinkin cheap brandy

uhm seventh, i was making a joke.... be nice. you mean old monkey god

short and sweet answer

And so, the kingdom of Habboville was rejoiced at the loss of their shitty king.
Next to take the throne was

in the middle of the yellow submarine...

wasnt this forum something do do with half-life at one point?

this was found rather puzzling by the public for three reasons.

1. How did they lift it.
2. Since when was the statue of liberty anything to do with this planet anyway.
3. Where shall we have lunch.

This resulted in a huge

Four years later and the Earth we once new has gone. The whole planet has been enslaved by Rastafarians who call themselves Combine troopers.
Cheap Jamaican reggae music fills the air as a newly resurrected Seventh Monkey pull a crowbar from a dead guy in an HEV suit

okay done.. check the site

a big pile of diamonds.... Which is funny cos it just so happened that concealed inside IEMC's favourite teddy bear there were also diamonds.
Anyways, in this mind bogglingly random story, a dancing pinapple came along holding a tomahawk which he

oh nvm, it just came through.. i'll upload right now

no e-mail.. did u send it mr.jgamer@ntlworld.com ? cos some people send e-mails to mr.jgamer@hotmail.com and it doesnt exist

a Burmese kitten decided that enough was enough and forced Jahzel to read THE HITCHHIKERS GUIDE TO THE GALAXY

stepped over to him only do accidentaly step on a landmine. well thats him out of the way...

Meanwhile at the Douglas Adam's memorial party, Zaphod Beeblebrox was

decided that that post didnt make sense and went back to

'after saying "BrattyLord" 3 times in the bathroom mirror'

lol... related to George dubyah perhaps? lol.. he sound like a prick.. eat him.. or make him spend a few days in solitary confinement with IEMC spamming

this is mainly odd becuase of the 'his' part seing as OOH OOH AAH AHH was a female monkey...... However, one faitful night

which is odd because

lol whts this about? i dont use IRC but this sounds juicy