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which centered mostle around one sexy monkey named OOH OOH AAH AHH
.. sigh although you are a 'go' .... i was actually meaning to type god... sir..
which laughed manically before it remembered that it couldnt swim and thus drowned.... Meanwhile in space
after three coats of oil, the purchasing of some kinky lingerie, dajuppi got up on satge with the pole and did the deed that put em in prison..
In prison Dajuppi met
In prison Dajuppi met
hmm, okay people, the site has been updated, but only mappers for the mod (with exceptions of
Habboi - cos hes our News Slut
Seventh - Cos hes a go and can do what he wants
and Rabid - cos hes just such a nice guy)
So take a look.
http://homepage.ntlworld.com/darchibald/hostagesituation/
Habboi - cos hes our News Slut
Seventh - Cos hes a go and can do what he wants
and Rabid - cos hes just such a nice guy)
So take a look.
http://homepage.ntlworld.com/darchibald/hostagesituation/
Okay, here we go...
Once upon a time, in a TWHL member get-together, Muzzleflash, Seventh-Monkey and IEMC were at a table drinking punch when suddenly,
Once upon a time, in a TWHL member get-together, Muzzleflash, Seventh-Monkey and IEMC were at a table drinking punch when suddenly,
its to do with evolution... IEMC is like a vogon... Never came down from the trees
i believe the word is debt...
...So as the end of this thread draws nearer (there will undoubtably be another) we come to this conclusion -
2000 years a guy was nailed to a tree for thinking it would be good to be nice to people for a change...
(taken from Douglas Adam's THE HITCHHIKER's GUIDE TO THE GALAXY)
Aftermath:
Hoppy and the evil pixie conquered half of the known earth.
Habboi turned straight, got married and had kids.
Jahzel got beaten up for posting at exactly the same time as me.
Seventh monkey got worshipped a bit more and was given a knighthood.
Ministeve remained a disgrace to scotland and was shot.
IEMC was given the accidentally best spammer award in 2007.
THE END
2000 years a guy was nailed to a tree for thinking it would be good to be nice to people for a change...
(taken from Douglas Adam's THE HITCHHIKER's GUIDE TO THE GALAXY)
Aftermath:
Hoppy and the evil pixie conquered half of the known earth.
Habboi turned straight, got married and had kids.
Jahzel got beaten up for posting at exactly the same time as me.
Seventh monkey got worshipped a bit more and was given a knighthood.
Ministeve remained a disgrace to scotland and was shot.
IEMC was given the accidentally best spammer award in 2007.
THE END
...So as the end of this thread draws nearer (there will undoubtably be another) we come to this conclusion -
2000 a guy was nailed to a tree for thinking it would be good to be nice to people for a change...
(taken from Douglas Adam's THE HITCHHIKER's GUIDE TO THE GALAXY)
Aftermath:
Hoppy and the evil pixie conquered half of the known earth.
Habboi turned straight, got married and had kids.
Jahzel got beaten up for posting at exactly the same time as me.
Seventh monkey got worshipped a bit more and was given a knighthood.
Ministeve remained a disgrace to scotland and was shot.
IEMC was given the accidentally best smapper award in 2007.
THE END
2000 a guy was nailed to a tree for thinking it would be good to be nice to people for a change...
(taken from Douglas Adam's THE HITCHHIKER's GUIDE TO THE GALAXY)
Aftermath:
Hoppy and the evil pixie conquered half of the known earth.
Habboi turned straight, got married and had kids.
Jahzel got beaten up for posting at exactly the same time as me.
Seventh monkey got worshipped a bit more and was given a knighthood.
Ministeve remained a disgrace to scotland and was shot.
IEMC was given the accidentally best smapper award in 2007.
THE END
All those retards that couldnt play it... In fact he didnt feel sorry for them.. they were cheap little shits.....
Anyways, meanwhile back in Hoppy's bac yard, the evil pixie came down and...
Anyways, meanwhile back in Hoppy's bac yard, the evil pixie came down and...
Hoppy hadnt always been an evil lezbian tractor, though.. He was at one point a very sweet little boy who enjoyed playing with his balls... Basketballs that is.. But one day, the evil pixie came down into his back yard and...
HAHA ROFFLE
got raped by Kirk, Janeway and Sisko.. and then Archer for good measure.
resulting in a mass orgy due to the fact that nobody else replied.
yay
fourteen innocent organ tuners were badly hurt
Where fourteen tribes of savage lemons waged a gigantic war
All of a sudden, the people of TWHL, who miraculously got re-animated into there exact shapes (only a bit smaller) from the dismembered legs, decided to go for a barbeque at a local Shoe Horn department store where...
yeah, listen to the rabid monkey... nobody wins against the monkeys of TWHL... Join us... Joiiiiiin us.... join us
i think its a cover up...
Some shady dealings might have been made maybe the night before the attack which provoked it and to eliminate evidence, they bombed the pentagon....
This may offend people so i will say now that i dont mean to be offensive..
Some shady dealings might have been made maybe the night before the attack which provoked it and to eliminate evidence, they bombed the pentagon....
This may offend people so i will say now that i dont mean to be offensive..
ARGH! coldfeet! whats your msn? we need to comunicate more!
no problem! youv'e got until april fools day 
and since it is meant to come out april first, it'll probably be released about june. he he..
and since it is meant to come out april first, it'll probably be released about june. he he..wtf, thats just weird al yancovic! i got all his albums and thats nowhere near the best song..
its awsome! your grasp of what can be real in a story is fantastic. I used to write books myself and i really understand what you have to do to get the whole... atmoshphere in a single paragraph.. you manage wonderfully, your language usage is colourful and your inventive skills are great..
And you included the words 'brain matter' so you get 5/5 without any thought :D!!
and i really understand what you have to do to get the whole... atmoshphere in a single paragraph.. you manage wonderfully, your language usage is colourful and your inventive skills are great.. And you included the words 'brain matter' so you get 5/5 without any thought
:D!!OKAY!!! hs5a is completely re-done! its going well. screenshots of the new version may appear soon
Little Tortilla, that game rules! d'you remember the map set in cloud city? i used to play LAN with my brother and my dad (im talkin years ago :P) and he would go vader and id go luke and my brother would go Han and we'd act out whole scenes.. it was fucking awsome.. he would force push a console through the big circle window, i would fall out and land on the edge then run to the end of the platform and we'd have a big sabre fight.. ah good times.
umm.... KrepT.. cough. um.. your timeline is a bit.. funny..
in fact dont bother, im gonna upload the openGL ones now
odd... the server is still up... no bugs.. try again? it might have gone down for a few moments
oh thanks... im must sound pretty stupid askin that
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metal gear solid!
HAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA1
:D...
Nayone remember worms? that was serious pwnage!
And the original NEED FOR SPEED 2 : Streets of... something or other..
Nayone remember worms? that was serious pwnage!
And the original NEED FOR SPEED 2 : Streets of... something or other..
the radio series was better than the novels, but the new radio series is... bland.. however ford prefect thinking hes a lemon pwned..
lots of people mention half-life 1's story being better.. PFFT! although i agree that hl1 is a better game, the story is TERRIBLE! its soooo unoriginal..
Mad scientist invents teleporter. aliens invade earth. hero stops aliens. Mysterios man arrives. The world is safe.. for now..
Mad scientist invents teleporter. aliens invade earth. hero stops aliens. Mysterios man arrives. The world is safe.. for now..
I had forgotten about lemmings! god i love that game... the little groovey green hair.. i have a theory about how they became extinct and jumped off cliffs etc.
Once upon a time there was a REALLY REALLY ugly little lemming, and all the other little lemmings made fun of him.
One day, the litttle ugly lemming came across a little lemming lamp which a litttle lemming genie popped out from...
'For awakening me i shall grant you.. hmm... 1 wish' Said the little lemming genie.
'oh, thats easy!' Replied the ugly lemming, ' I want to be the sexiest lemming in the world..'
'Granted,' Boomed the genie, 'But for this you must sacrifice one of your senses'
The ugly little lemming thought about this for a while.
I cant sacrifice my hearing or my smell, i need those to find food, he thought..
I cant sacrifice taste or touch or my life will become ever boring..
Finally he decided.
'I shall sacrifice by sense of sight'
'DONE!' said the genie and dissappeared in a puff of logic.
So the little ugly lemming became the sexiest lemming in all the world and all the other lemmings followed him.. The little girl lemmings experienced their first orgasms and followed, the little boy lemmings turned instantly gay and followed and all the old lemmings thought he was handing out pills, so they followed.
Trouble was, the sexy lemming was now blind and walked straight off a cliff, taking all the other lemmings with him...
THE END
Once upon a time there was a REALLY REALLY ugly little lemming, and all the other little lemmings made fun of him.
One day, the litttle ugly lemming came across a little lemming lamp which a litttle lemming genie popped out from...
'For awakening me i shall grant you.. hmm... 1 wish' Said the little lemming genie.
'oh, thats easy!' Replied the ugly lemming, ' I want to be the sexiest lemming in the world..'
'Granted,' Boomed the genie, 'But for this you must sacrifice one of your senses'
The ugly little lemming thought about this for a while.
I cant sacrifice my hearing or my smell, i need those to find food, he thought..
I cant sacrifice taste or touch or my life will become ever boring..
Finally he decided.
'I shall sacrifice by sense of sight'
'DONE!' said the genie and dissappeared in a puff of logic.
So the little ugly lemming became the sexiest lemming in all the world and all the other lemmings followed him.. The little girl lemmings experienced their first orgasms and followed, the little boy lemmings turned instantly gay and followed and all the old lemmings thought he was handing out pills, so they followed.
Trouble was, the sexy lemming was now blind and walked straight off a cliff, taking all the other lemmings with him...
THE END
sigh... fine.. hang on a sec, im gonna go back through and take screens in openGL... and whats the difference between D3D and openGL?
Foo Fighters - Disenchanted Lullaby
hmm that makes me think.. i wonder when and if duke nukem forever will ever come out.. i mean its ETA was like 4 years ago
AAAAAH! COLDFEET NO!!!!! u cant use linkin park in Hostage Situation if thats what u were thinking! THEY ARE SOOOOO OVERPLAYED!!! do something nice and .. good... like Weezer... or Rammestein... Or Queen... Or Led Zepelin... Or Foo Fighters .... 
Whats your favourite PC game between 1990 and 1998.. It cant be half-life cos that just takes the competition away :D..
Mine is Theme Hospital (1996)
or Dungeon keeper 2 (1995)
Mine is Theme Hospital (1996)
or Dungeon keeper 2 (1995)
ministeve! for shame! using $ instead of ?
well here in Erskine,Glasgow,Scotland,
Its about 2deg C and the snow and rain are competing.... Rain is winning... Oh wait, now its hail stones...
Anyway, full cloud coverage, cant even see the moon
Its about 2deg C and the snow and rain are competing.... Rain is winning... Oh wait, now its hail stones...
Anyway, full cloud coverage, cant even see the moon
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... none of you have read or heard the "Hitchhiker's Guide To The Galaxy?" YOU HAVENT LIVED UNTIL YOUV'E READ THAT
cries
SCREENSHOTS TODAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! IM JUST GETTING THEM FROM THE TEAM!
lol... um killer is keeping quiet about his part... he says he has a surprise... :/