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damn... how did u know it was meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee splatt
plots against muzzleF
hey muzzle, if you could go stand over that manhole.. and dont look down... or grab onto the edges... and cover yourself with crocodile food... :P...
iv almost finished my overview of my first part.
hey muzzle, if you could go stand over that manhole.. and dont look down... or grab onto the edges... and cover yourself with crocodile food... :P...
iv almost finished my overview of my first part.
brilliant... and for those of you who have 'mysteriosly' coughs and hides knife dissappeared go to this:
CLICKY!
CLICKY!
<a href="http://www.union.ic.ac.uk/medic/fitness/tracks/London%20Underground.mp3">CLICKY</a>
London Underground - who knows?
http://www.union.ic.ac.uk/medic/fitness/tracks/London%20Underground.mp3
http://www.union.ic.ac.uk/medic/fitness/tracks/London%20Underground.mp3
well mercenary has mysteriously dissappeared and craig got hit by a car 
this is going sooo well.
And that idea of yours sounds absolutely GREAT! im really excited about your contribution.. iv been experimenting around a bit and i want my section to be lab/machinery room/lab/long dark corridoor with elevator to lower level (my second map.) where it will be similar but it'll be.... i dunno, kinda more dreary.. darker.. eviler...
Thats a point... whats your second map gonna be coldfeet or is this gonna be big and ur gonna make it out of 2 maps?
this is going sooo well.And that idea of yours sounds absolutely GREAT! im really excited about your contribution.. iv been experimenting around a bit and i want my section to be lab/machinery room/lab/long dark corridoor with elevator to lower level (my second map.) where it will be similar but it'll be.... i dunno, kinda more dreary.. darker.. eviler...
Thats a point... whats your second map gonna be coldfeet or is this gonna be big and ur gonna make it out of 2 maps?
i go out lots... its just i stay up all hours playing CS and sven co-op
yeah.. if u can pull that off then brilliant..
For the textures, take a digital camera, set it to take 10 pics (1 every 1/4 second and then throw a rock at a window :P)
For the textures, take a digital camera, set it to take 10 pics (1 every 1/4 second and then throw a rock at a window :P)
im still winning with 87% 
lollypop
teehee
cheese
YEAH!! SAPMMING IS GAY!
w00t im still winning
You are 87% addicted to Counterstrike.
There has been 1453 person(s) as addicted as you.
SHIT
There has been 1453 person(s) as addicted as you.
SHIT
i think that at the end of.. ooh lets be realistic here... Half-Life 24, we will finally discover that HE yes HE is the original muffin man from the children's rhyme and grew up facing horrible insults from his schoolmates (blue suits were all the rage) and decided that iff he lost his italian accent he would be accepted but the vocal surgery went horribly wrong resulting in him having that voice... He then brought the aliens to Earth to kill all the bullies.. wow i just re-read that.. what a story
i used to do the goth thing... but meh.. i gradually went off.. but goths aint wierd....
umm.. all u have to do is type sv_lan 0 in the console
google fan site??? lol thats just sad
WOW! they loose so much quality through imageshack
lol.. sorry i had that stupid error thingie about some face thingie being too thingie with the thingie.... i fixed it but forgot about the screenie.. 1 min
ill take 1 now.. 1 minute... no wait.... 5 mins.. i have to compile again ( i added a few things earlier
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
abababaaaa.. there IS a website (sorry i thought i explained somewhere) its just NTL are being big meanies and wont increase my websize from 50mb (peh) to their current standard of 250mb even if i say i will pay more... so im gonna up the site anyway but the map vault will be tiny
HAHAHAH! On the pack of pecan nuts im eating now
"WARNING! MAY CONTAIN NUTS*"
I hope so
"WARNING! MAY CONTAIN NUTS*"
I hope so
on a 'DYLON TROUSER DYE'
Dying does not effect health.
Do not dye yourself
Dying does not effect health.
Do not dye yourself
Iron Maiden - Afraid to shoot strangers
KoRn Vs Britney Spears (kill her) - Kill me baby one last time
KoRn Vs Britney Spears (kill her) - Kill me baby one last time
ha ha brilliant.. in fact thats a good idea to continue this thread...
Has anyone had any visions of G-man, seen anybody that looks like G-man or has any other funny stories? please do tell
Has anyone had any visions of G-man, seen anybody that looks like G-man or has any other funny stories? please do tell
... i dont think it'll be wise to use spirit.. deep water there... I think the best idea is for all of us to first choose our chapter ( 5 & 3 are taken) and then maybe make a few betas and idea maps for specific sections. I have built a really good looking machine that took well over five hours and it would suit a laboritory area fantastically... so i was thinking that gordon could find the scis in a lab... working on this machine thingie.. im sorry to boast but it looks sweeeeet!
pah kol.. 4 seconds faster
i would just switch to software or Thingie 3D... openGL is overrated
pah
Thats freaky... all those sounds you? can u sing embarrassing gmanish songs?
Monty Python - Worried
I'm gonna animate that, can anyone with a good voice sing it for me?
To the Tune of 'The Lumberjack song' By Monty Python
http://www.mwscomp.com/sounds/mp3/lumberjk.mp3
<GMAN>
I'm a G-Man and I'm OK
I sleep all night and I work all day.
<CHOIR SCIENTISTS>
He's a G-man and he's OK
He sleeps all night and he works all day.
<GMAN>
I cut down marines, I eat my lunch
I go to the lavatory.
On Wednesdays I go shopping and have Garguenta Eggs for tea
<CHOIR SCIENTISTS>
He cuts Marines, he eat his lunch
He goes to the lavatory.
On Wednesdays he go shopping and has Garguenta Eggs for tea.
He's a G-Man and he's OK
He sleeps all night and he works all day.
<GMAN>
I cut Marines, I stand very still
I like to press wild xenofungus.
I put on women's clothing and hang around in portals.
<CHOIR SCIENTISTS>
He cuts marines, he stands quite still
He likes to press wild xenofungus.
He puts on women's clothing and hangs around in portals.
He's a G-man and he's OK
He sleeps all night and he works all day.
I cut Marines, I wear high heels
Suit cases and a bra.
I wish I'd been a Baby Face, just like my dear pappa.
<CHOIR SCIENTISTS>
He cuts Marines, he wears high heels?
Suitcases?...and a bra?
...He's a G-man and he's OK
He sleeps all night and he works all day.
...He's/I'm a G-man and he's/I'm OK
He/I sleep all night and he/I work all day.
http://www.mwscomp.com/sounds/mp3/lumberjk.mp3
<GMAN>
I'm a G-Man and I'm OK
I sleep all night and I work all day.
<CHOIR SCIENTISTS>
He's a G-man and he's OK
He sleeps all night and he works all day.
<GMAN>
I cut down marines, I eat my lunch
I go to the lavatory.
On Wednesdays I go shopping and have Garguenta Eggs for tea
<CHOIR SCIENTISTS>
He cuts Marines, he eat his lunch
He goes to the lavatory.
On Wednesdays he go shopping and has Garguenta Eggs for tea.
He's a G-Man and he's OK
He sleeps all night and he works all day.
<GMAN>
I cut Marines, I stand very still
I like to press wild xenofungus.
I put on women's clothing and hang around in portals.
<CHOIR SCIENTISTS>
He cuts marines, he stands quite still
He likes to press wild xenofungus.
He puts on women's clothing and hangs around in portals.
He's a G-man and he's OK
He sleeps all night and he works all day.
I cut Marines, I wear high heels
Suit cases and a bra.
I wish I'd been a Baby Face, just like my dear pappa.
<CHOIR SCIENTISTS>
He cuts Marines, he wears high heels?
Suitcases?...and a bra?
...He's a G-man and he's OK
He sleeps all night and he works all day.
...He's/I'm a G-man and he's/I'm OK
He/I sleep all night and he/I work all day.
oh yeah...
But it still doesnt work...
Now they still shoot at me but when i shoot at them the scream "FRIENDLY FIRE! FRIENDLY FIRE!"
But it still doesnt work...
Now they still shoot at me but when i shoot at them the scream "FRIENDLY FIRE! FRIENDLY FIRE!"
On a hairdresser's window -
Lay back and dye - ?15.99
Lay back and dye - ?15.99
CAUTION
CHILDREN PLAYING
AAAAAH! WHERE??!?!?!
CHILDREN PLAYING
AAAAAH! WHERE??!?!?!
Monty Python - Lumberjack... but the spam song would ruuuule
yay! grabs by throat and threatens with gun YOU HADB ETTER PERFORM BOYO! u serious?
u serious?We all respect the man.. THE MAN!
But what would happen if he possesed us? Or if we possessed him? What funny crap would you make him say in that Reverse/echo voice of his (made in windows sound recorder :P)
Hngello mmissster Freemuan..... We'ngve been rather bussssssy in yngure absssssenssssssse
But what would happen if he possesed us? Or if we possessed him? What funny crap would you make him say in that Reverse/echo voice of his (made in windows sound recorder
:P)Hngello mmissster Freemuan..... We'ngve been rather bussssssy in yngure absssssenssssssse
I got the same problem but it aint in my FGD folder and Rabid, your website wont open.
^^ thnx...
I'm doing
'Foo Fighters - Come Back'
at a telent show soon with my band..
Wish us luck..
'Foo Fighters - Come Back'
at a telent show soon with my band..
Wish us luck..
.... lol. stupid roomate targets heat seeking rocket launcher
And yes, Craig is fine. He is stable in hospital but has badly hurt his hip and broken his arm... Not useful for a mapper.
I bet it was mulleboy driving the car...
No wait.. i dont.. cos the car did brake... if it was mulleboy it would have accelerated
And yes, Craig is fine. He is stable in hospital but has badly hurt his hip and broken his arm... Not useful for a mapper.
I bet it was mulleboy driving the car...
No wait.. i dont.. cos the car did brake... if it was mulleboy it would have accelerated
*from level to level