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before we continue, who wants to volentear to do the next part? ZombieLoffe would be next in line. Zombie, can you do it?

Shit,

I already sent you an e-mail.

Disregard that e-mail

Jahzel...

HAHA!

Nice movie

TWHLmix2 Progress List

MAP 1:

+1: Vassy
(ZL's little wall)
+2: Kol
+3: Mister Chow

Map 2:

*4: Rabid Monkey
-5: Seventh Monkey
+6: Zombie Loffe (He only got to do one wall)
-7: Garglywargly

MAP 3:

-8: Gman
-9: Rileymo
-10: Jahzel

MAP 4:

-11: Hugh Lloyd
-12: Hazardous
-13: Unbreakable

FINAL:

-14: BrattyLord

Compile 1:

• Kol

Testers:

• Mister Chow
• Seventh Monkey
• Kol
• Vassy

Changes:

• BrattyLord
• Kol

Compile 2:

• Kol

Final map:

• BrattyLord

okey dokey... Chow is a possible tester...

This story is over...

You know, I don't think Ill test it after all.... Im already making the changes... I'll change that next update

Well, vassy, the lights don't work when I compile it.... so... Since I'm not that good at compiling, will someone volenteer to do the final compile and then send the finished mini-mod to me? Thanks...

And for the list, Ill give it to ya:

TWHLmix2 Progress List

MAP 1:

+1: Vassy
(ZL's little wall)
+2: Kol
+3: Mister Chow

Map 2:

*4: Rabid Monkey
-5: Seventh Monkey
+6: Zombie Loffe (He only got to do one wall)
-7: Garglywargly

MAP 3:

-8: Gman
-9: Rileymo
-10: Jahzel

MAP 4:

-11: Hugh Lloyd
-12: Hazardous
-13: Unbreakable

FINAL:

-14: BrattyLord

Compile 1:

• Unknown yet

Testers:

• BrattyLord
• Unknown yet
• Unknown yet
• Unknown yet

Changes:

-BrattyLord

Compile 2:

-Unknown yet

Final map:

-BrattyLord (advertises it, puts it in vault, etc)

Any problems with this?
Sorry if my name is all over it, but I think I'm going to supervise this a little more near the end

If anyone wants to volenteer for any of the open positions, go right ahead and e-mail me

Ill update this list periodically

who happened to be a bunch of fat chinease drug addicts.

Once, in the land of opium, a fairy princess was born to

And here is the final story:

Once there was a big fat monkey that spammed. He liked to eat monkey chow. One day he ate a big nasty banana that was rotten and he started dying. Everyone was very confused by the last sentence made by VOX. Then, Worldcraft Dude?s coolness healed the cheese sandwhich which then began to swell up to the size of a gigantic throbbing disgustingly peeling tree.

Then zombies invaded the TWHL server and Cucumber. Cucumber was a nice fluffy kitten who liked to ejaculate to home decorating magazines. Unfortunately, these magazines contained pictures of heavily mutilated toe nails who, essentially, resided in the bottom of his small dank portfolio in the basement of a dark, dark, house, in a dark, dark street, in a dark, dark town, where the funnybones lived. The masturbating kitty went to the store to buy a small tin of matte paint and a long brush that he planned on using later that evening for nasty things such as redecorating his entire kitchen, and production of illegal narcotics for Atom and his cult.

But suddenly when he was washing himself, he unfortunately dropped the soap, had to bend over and a boy-hungry pedophile ran over and did something very vile which he recorded and sold to the highest bidder on Ebay. furthermore he made copies and went to shop to buy Sexy underwear and taco pants, gum, a snorkle set, spam, beef liver, and a toilet brush. He took all this back to his secret underground lab to construct a pedophile cloning machine which...uh...cloned! but one part of the machine was missing; Namely the vagina, so he had to find a new one but he didn't, so he struck upon the idea of kicking it to bits and going to play HL?DM for a bit against some pseudohomosexual Scandanavians whilst his mother watched from afar, dreaming of tall disfigured Australian with pronounced limps and a liking for fish, which reminded her of that time when killing hwe son with a rusty steak knife.

then SariBous's Av came and forgot what he wanted to do and licked the feet of an old wooden chair. The Old Wooden Chair exploded and made friends with a polite sea captain who loved to corner lesbians. Then he beat Alex Wood bloody with a wooden chair leg for removing ZombieLoffes post. After that, he found a huge potato which was made from old socks and there was a small cock inside the potato, named Bert the Incredible Mushroom Pealer.

He had a dog who's name was George Dickson. Who particularly loved yellow-tinged dancing rats when they performed acts of magical triangle in the air with swedish penispump modified with chrome with lithium batteries and babies nipples. A lovely tomato named Jimmy was using his old teethbrush when the phone rang, and suddenly had a conflict of story devolopement ideas and exploded into tiny bits. Then the potato made of socks raped him and nothing happened, since the magik potato stick switch was disabled by the evil dark cloud which had black energy making machine and sucked the crap outta habboi.

That crap was useful for his machine because he made more of that black energy, but something went wrong He found a small woodlice in his moustache, so called the whole thing off and watched porn. creating portal storms, but somehow it wasnt real? almost another world pulled over your eyes like a penis infested with black leaches small green space lice. Suddenly, a big poo fell from the sky and landed on a bunch of nerds. quickly realising their fate, They made love to their computers one last time.

THE END

THE END

They made love to their computers one last time.

disgustingly peeling

WARNING

You have double-posted.

BratBot5.0 is alert.

Swell up to the size of a

In the teleport room.

Did you read the tutorial Zeeba?

Theres a nice tutorial about it if you really wanted to seek it out.

Also, check out the file that comes with ZHLT that tells you how to set it up. Always follow the instructions if you get something

I saw that, but since I couldn't figure out the lights, I didn't change it

Sorry for slackin' off guys

(Continue the story)

Once there was a

I later found out while disecting my old computer that there were large buildups of dust that obstructed the fan's smooth turning. Now, I have a nice prty new Dell and don't have to worry about using ducktape to fix my computer

(Too bad it drained my wallet, though I did just buy a $80 chair to go with my dell)

How, I didn't even knew you got it rabid!

Sorry If Im a bit slow on passing things along and solving problems, but I'm having some personal problems right now with some people I know.

If we could have 1 custom lights.rad for the whole thing, that would be great. Vassy, could you please send that to rabid so he can make it work

Bah, I sent it to Rabid, so It should be fine.

BTW, Chow,

send be a .BSP just so I can see how the real thing looks, and start brainstorming what enemies/weapon changes I will make.

None of the lights work in Vassy's part, and when I get to the next part, its still pretty dark and I don't know where to go...

I believe that the HL2 engine is obviously a much better engine, but I like to use HL1 because of the monsters, already made custom stuff, and the fact that I already understand all the entites.

That means that Im torn...

I stuck a pencil in the fan because it was making too much noise and it fried...

Wow... Im not sure what to make of this map...

I'll send it to rabid so he can tell me what I'm doing wrong with it

I can't get it to work...

Um... isn't there suppose to be some kind of a tex-light file or something?

I can't get the lights to work

Stupid me.

I got it, and Ill look it over and send it on

I really see no need in this.

Why does the child search for his birthday presents before he gets to open them?



If you want to see the progress, ask someone to e-mail it to you. I don't think a website for screenies is needed. personally, I think we should wait until we get the map to see the suprizes, although I know a lot of you like to plan 5 years ahead. Thats fine, but I enjoy receiving a large suprize for my birthday

(If you don't understand the metaphor, just ask.)

loving, hard working people of TWHL

What site are you on?

hes the devil.

He means he used up the maximum textures allowed and you have to use some of the already used ones.

Chow, you have the hard job of keeping the r_speeds down while adding as much as you can. Good luck

haha

Is it too late to get involved in this mappers delight?

Send me a short resume of you and your previous work. Include screenies. Its not too late, since I set the limit at 20 mappers, and we have 14. Of course I will have to change the map numbers to fit the number of people, but thats no biggie.

send the resume to brattylord@yahoo.com

It seems one just isn't enough!

One is already too much

BL, can you send me the map IEMC currently has? I'd like to see what's been added to mine, just out of interest

sorry, but I won't... unless kol says its okay. But kol, do not post the link publically, we don't want anyone getting a hold of the .rmf

haha, nice

ZombieLoffe got bored and didn't finish. He only made the two hallways with the doors at the end. Kol took it from there.

I know I shouldn't have told that information, but "two hallways with the doors at the end" doesn't tell that much

7: If a mapper is to have the map for over the span of two weeks, he will be held accoutable.

Kol...........................................

IEMC, I specifically said that if someone wanted to change anything or add custom stuff, you would have to run it by me.

And I say no.....

What exactly would you want to change or add?

Do not change the skins.

Take your time kol, its fine.

I'm looking forward to some impressive work from you

You have nothing to worry about Unbreakable.

If things go according to plan, which they are not, you will get the map around the beginning of June.

Things seem to be taking much longer, so you probably won't get it til mid summer.

Well, we'll just see how this thing goes. If you want Unbreakable, you could ask to switch with anyone, as Chow did with Jahzel.

Twas but a joke G_KID

You konw, it desnot mteatr waht odrer the lterets in a wrod are anrgerad, olny taht the frsit and lsat lteerts are the smae.

Jsut an itrnsietneg fcat.

sooo.... your willing to waste a lot of time, run a big project, get people mapping for you because.....

its funny?

BTW,

I recommended a MP map for TWHLmix2, but the idea was not popular.

stay tuned for TWHLmix3, which will start recruiting somewhere around the middle of the summer.

Anyone interested in an hldm one http://www.twhl.co.za/forums.php?pgt=1&a
ction=viewthread&id=6727&pg=1

Ahhh... so now comes the cheap knock-offs.

Thats the bad part about inventing

You could make a train do it for you.

The door tool is completely useless to me, I just make all my doors trains.

I found out that you can do quite a lot with trains.

Just don't download them then.