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That didn't work but here is my exact location. See its green goodness. Thats a really fake representation of Drayton. Shame you can see all the chavs and crap.

Yay. I found my shit hole. See how it is surrounded by farms!

http://maps.google.com/maps?ll=55.906849,-4.465942&spn=0.045919,0.061626&z=3&t=k&hl=en

You're using a bad file name for a sound. Do you have a sound playing called 'H.wav'?

Is this it? 3 votes. hmmm...

People be loosing interest. I'd better get this going again sharpish!

1.Sven Co-op

2.Edge of Darkness

3.Gunman

I?m sorry for the wait guys. I?ve been busy with the mods and work. Anyway

Kaufman considered the two routes but decided they were both too risky for the squad. He continued on into the quiet base and eventually came to what looked like a landing field. There were the remains of a burnt out chopper in the centre and shipping crates around the outsides making an impassable wall. He then set his eyes on a body in the centre of the landing field, blood still seeping from the neat hole in the eye. It was a metrocop and it didn?t look like he had been there very long. Kaufman went to approach the body but suddenly froze on the spot. Something has just moved inside the chopper. He darted back behind the wall just as a chunk of concrete was smashed out of the wall inches from his face.

He listened as somebody shuffled out of the chopper and a set of footsteps ran towards the corner. He took out the wet screwdriver and got ready the jump on whoever passed him. He waited and nothing happened. He peered round the corner to see the butt of a rifle. It smashed him in the face and cracked the glass lenses of his mask.

He opened his eyes. He was lying on the floor facing up and 2 men and a woman were staring back at him. The young woman bent down and lifted his head off of the floor.

?Sorry Kaufman? she said.

?What?? yelled one of the men ?Amber? You know this traitor??

?Keep your fucking voice down.? Said the other.

?He isn?t a real metrocop? said the woman. ?He?s an agent like me. This is the sergeant I told you about. The one who taught me how to use a rifle.?

?It?s captain.? Said Kaufman, wiping blood from his lip.

?Hey? You got a promotion?? she said ?Where?s your rifle?

?I lost it when the combine raided the warehouses. That?s where I got the uniform and my crossbow.?

?Enough small talk.? Said the first man ?Why the hell are you wondering around a combine base??

?I?m finding a through route for my squad.? Kaufman turned to him as he climbed to his feet. He pointed to the hill behind them ?They?re waiting out on that hill.?

?Well we?ve covered half of it for you but we?re headed the other way back to the city. Your best bet would be to climb those crates. We got over using a ladder on the other side. You can pull it over so the others can climb up.?

?Thanks.? Kaufman said. ?Good luck. I?ll head back to the hill with you.?

Tracking back through the base was a lot easier with all this firepower now behind them. However this was just a means of feeling safe and the best option was still to go stealthily. Passing the APC that Kaufman had stuffed his victim in and around the back of the crates. Kaufman picked up his crossbow and the four climbed down the ladder and crossed the river to the hill.

?Thanks.? Said Kaufman he then called up the hill ?Hey guys! We?ve got a way through.?

The men poured over the top of the hill and dropped into the riverbed. Some men lost their footing on the way down and landed smack down on their faces. Fitz was one of them. One of the resistance soldiers walked over and helped him to his feet.

?Thanks.? Said Fitz and then he froze. ?Shit! Dan??

?No way!? Dan was smiling like a Cheshire cat. ?Bloody hell! Gregory!?

The other man turned around.

?Fitz!? Gregory was just as surprised and happy. ?We thought you were d-?

?Quiet.? Dan interrupted. ?So what are you guys up to??

?We?re headed to Eli?s to help out with this assault.?

?Ah yeah we heard about that.? Amber said ?Unbelievable timing. We were taken there by some resistance guys when they found us.?

?Found you?? Mark butted in

?Yeah, me Dan and Gregory all got attacked by a horde of crabs and zombies. Completely wiped out. We had no ammo and our squad was almost totalled. Then a truck pulled up besides the road where we were sitting and took us to Eli?s. We rested, stocked up on ammo and left. The combine stormed it just after we left.?

?Spot of damn good luck.? Said Gregory

?Look from what we?ve heard there isn?t much left of Eli?s labs. Hell even Freeman?s vanished now. Rumour has he?s gone to Ravenholm.? Dan said

?Which means he?s a dead man.? said Gregory

?The point is that there isn?t much point heading to Eli?s labs. There?s nothing there for you except death.? Amber added.
?Well,? Kaufman said, not ready to accept that there was no hope in his mission ?I?m still going on to the labs. Come on guys.?

Dan pulled Fitz and Mark to one side. He looked over to Kaufman who was pacing, waiting for his men to follow.

?Are you really going to let that guy lead you to your death?? Dan asked

?He seems to know what he?s doing.? Said Fitz ?Besides his rank overrules yours Dan.?

?News flash Fitz,? Dan sounded pissed ?I?ve been promoted by Colonel Odessa Cubage himself. Well over a radio at least.?

?Come on.? Said Fitz ?You know as well as I that Cubage is no more a soldier than he is British. The Hall brothers are British and they know he?s a fake.?

?I don?t care. I?m a Captain now. Mark. What do you want to do??

?Well??

A) ??I?m going back to City 17 with Dan?

B) ??I?m carrying on to Eli?s place with Kaufman?

C) ??I don?t want to do either. What else is there??

Wow. Popular thread. I forgot the penguins. I put them in the place of snarks for my entire HL folder because the snarks are just more annoying for some reason.

Longer than I thought

28th June 2004 (368 days ago)

Beta model.

Spelt Bohemian wrong

Behemian Rhapsody - with performance by Lee Evans (Hilarious)

Working on the levels still but i got a pic of a new monster

You installed HD models off the BS disk. Got that. Where are you trying to open the new models from?

Ah the good old Global Entity Name: Where would elevators be without you.

(Probably drifting through the Ether somwhere)

the train really does go between maps becasue you can leave it runing and it will return in time.

The train can't pass through the changelevel by itself. The player has to trigger it. The looped track in Half Life was all one map.

Green Day - Good Riddance (Time of your life)

Architecture is definately not my strong point. I'll do some work on it now and post some more pics.

I've only seen my name once.

My list is so damn long that it has its own link. Its in the community section on the left under 'members'

Oh except for the ones who I've never met from that link and the ones who never post...or the ones.... OH SOD IT.

I like everyone in this thread. (and others)

Oh I'm gonna treat myself to some mapping now. Never thought of that.

New monster models. I can't code. But i can model and mess with the health and damage of monsters!

dunno. maybe.

I haven't stopped walking for 6 hours and my feet are blistered and swolen. Car Park Control is quite a physically challenging job.

I aint going to my G/F's house until 6 so now i'm just gonna browse TWHL and drink Guiness until then.

So what do you guys do to reward yourselves when you've done something good or had a rough day?

I want a compo to actually enter.

Hurry before i go on holiday again. (it just seems to happen)

Who is your favourite character in the entire HL series so far? I mean allys, enemies, anyone.

I would say the grunts from HL1 are the coolest. They were in it for the best cause and Freeman misguidedly killed them and sent that bloody rocket into space! At least the marines knew what they were doing.

Freeman is a pawn. He does as he's told by anyone.

me too.

Snarkpit users ay nothing so i'll post the info here.

Release date: 31st July
Completion : 10%

Standard Proceedures

This game is set in a lab in England researching the use of bio-matter in weaponary. This is where the first model of the HEV was tested. I plan to include new enemies and allys (not to mention british scientists )

So far only a very small portion of the introductory level is complete but this is my main occupation between my G/F and looking for a job so updates will be plentiful.

Urban takes up on Satchmo's wish.

I find that offensive and completely unnessaccary....and....and....

oh sod it, i agree.

Your welcome.

I don't see peoples new uploaded avatars for ages

Have you pressed F5?

Ok. I don't know you but after looking at your profile all I can say is

"Website = Eurgh!" (or vomiting noises to that effect.) Geocities? Really? :

I never saw the av but it seems to have upset quite a few people.

oh and...

you say:

ni*ger tupac music

followed by:

i'm not racist

I think you are confused.

Oh and...

i dont care what i type like here.

You need to realise you are not the only user here. This is a community after all and other people do care. Personally if i was running the forum you would have found yourself being perminantly banned by now.

Christ! That looks like its gonna smash the shit out of TFC2 if ever and whenever it gets released.

I'd stay stick with the cacodemon. It was a favourite monster in doom.

Then HL1 came out and doom, quake and other FPS alike got smashed into tiny little pixelly bits.

I had no idea the mass change in avatars was going on. I was just pissed off when i changed mine.

My MP3 player?

Windows Media player 9.

I sleep through every storm.

Everyones always like : "Dude, did you hear that thunder last night."

I'm always like "Erm...no. I was asleep last night."

Not giving to much away then

Whooo. Lookin sexy!

Ah the joy of long confusing thread titles.

Ok. I want a side on view of the player model at quite a distance. I know this can be done with console commands because i've deen them in the past...but being a moron i've forgotten.

Also (I may have asked this before) How can i make a key make a player face a different direction?

For instance lets say > makes the player run forward (side on view) how can i make < make the player move and face left / Backwards.

The zombie forced out of the window is a ragdoll. I believe there is a feature in hammer that allows you to mess with physics for scripting. (the guy knocking the trash of the table at the start for example) When telling the console to draw the physics you see a red line from the (scripted) bottle to the floor as it falls.

Where are you 38_98?

I'm in England and the rain is hammering down. Ah the good old british summer.

true. I'm running XP Pro and will never go back.

Now ot get rid of these last few fuckers.

See above

Mozilla FireFox (now)

Also we appear to be in the wrong section.

Can't see 'em either.

Using ZoneAlarm. The good news it it seems I've solved the problem with the steam cracker or hacker or whatever the bloody hell they are. Only problem is the big hole in my security thanks to them.

I got an lop and 3 possible browser hijack attempts. Its much better that the 50 things i had the other day.

I might get away with not formatting after all.

The magic word:

Backup.

Not an option. This virus has infected everything.

It's even started to effect my firewall and my anti-virus software.

I hate hackers.