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i would be like "heck yeah! im in the community, i want to join in bro!" but ive never played HL2, let alone done any word with source.....

for me, Goldsource is more oldschool and more cool (im only saying that because ive never worked with source)

oh great here we go again.

he says sorry.

i forgive him.

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You fucked that up eh?

best link ever.
too bad i had to manually click the picture to see what it was...

i would pick HL 1.
because ive never played HL2.
so i wouldnt know how to make a map for it.

conclusion: ill stay in xen.

im a bit confuzzled. i thought it was a great idea but now i dont know whats going on. ill pick "died in xen" for where im standing.

i read some of hotdogs post but then i looked towards the right side of the screen and i processed:

I don't see why it's necessary, Trust me, I'm a dolphin

hey bro!

now im on Doom 3 bro!

I tryed it with the lights off tonight. crap sandwiches!

I agree with 99 though, I somehow feel half the entire community disappearing as a result of this ruling.

i didnt mean it like that, i meant.... Half the members on the forum will get banned because half the members on the forum take shots at Dimbark....

Any more uncalled-for Dimbark bashing anywhere on this site will instantly result in bans.

ruh roh.
there goes half the members.

the "escape" question was a bit trivial...

i did like the mix of mods used in that quiz though, very cool!

Remember to save your game before quitting, or before doing something you might regret.

thanks! ill remember to save my game before i attempt to try base jumping with no parachute.... because ya never know!

text adverntures are quite fun though

ive been playing Final Doom! rock and roll man!
and Sim City 4.
a little bit of Deus Ex 1 too..

How the hell was I supposed to get the opp4 one?

"hey shepard, i think jackson heres got the hots for you"
"screw u tower!"

Haha. ate all the donuts.

aw man i totally should have got the op4 question... atleast i knew that Tower was the SAW guy!

that was pretty tricky.

I'm not the best at remembering people who aren't Archie.

true.

apart from m0p and zombieloffe. id remember those guys. .

i knew something must be going on with this sort of thread title.

I remember esmajor. I remember reading one of his forum threads one day (several years ago) and feeling a bit sad.

haha.

and i need proof for urby to have proof for Dimbarks mum.

and i too need proof for Dimbarks mum.

i dont understand why people need caffeen to get them through a morning (or entire day)

atleast this thread isnt about energy drinks.

they all sound too scarey. Ill pick C.
maybe the car that picks them up will be an old couple with a caravan on a sundy drive

10 seconds to love - Motley crue!

aw what counter strike?! i was getting excited to give another competition a go but i wouldnt enjoy this one. ill wait till next competition!

Why did everyone get socks? is there a shock shortage in the world?

I got a bear grylls survial book, so i can make my own socks

i also got a rolling stones poster
and other things.

- 2 Lego Sets(never to old for these)

true!

Dead Kennedys - Holiday in cambodia

Pol pot! pol pot! pol pot! pol pot! pol pot!

Looks like it's B unless there are more votes today.

Ill say "a" then just to make things a bit complex.

A man!

that being, i pick the first one ("A")

ive used it a few times in the past, i dont think it was hard, sinse all the objects are made up, and you just have to place them in the world. scripting is a bit tricky though

I got nothing better to do.

yes you do youve got your big RPG to do remember!

Half Life 2 mod Fall of Saigon is set during the Vietnam War

hasnt this allready been done with Heart Of Evil? with like, normal HL 1.
that was a good mod. it even had a helicopter ride

this sounds really complex, i dont really understand much of it. the fact that the player can play multiple story lines would require alot of different maps. alot of different models would be needed to be made too and textures. and a different interface if its going to be RPG style. and sounds too. I dont know how this would go in a HL engine but maybe try it in a different game?

yeah decompiling maps can be a bit dodge. i remember i onced decompiled the first op4 level to see how they did the intro and i didnt really understand the map at all, because of what (i assume) the decomplier had done. saying that though, its still pretty cool to figure out how other people make maps.

a few years ago someone posted a forum thread on here that was titled "half life 3 screen shots!" so i was like "hm, thats a bit odd, whats all this about" so i clicked on the link on the thread and it lead to some absurd spam website.
i was extra carefull checking the thread this time around though, you cant fool me again.

edit. woopsy double post. couldnt seem to discover a delete post button.

nah shes good mate.

Thought id put together all stories together to see how it turned out. dunno why. because im bored like that. you can thank me later.

Fourteen glasses of orange juice were walking up to dimbark and made him walk the plank into a pool of rabid sharks with lasers on their frickin' heads. However, as he was forced into the water, he was saved by Powdered Toast Man who then set him down and said:
"Listen boy, if you wanna be strong, you gotta be a waffle. If you wanna be a waffle, follow these simple steps:
Step one: Murder everybody you come across. Step two: Clean up.
If you ever ignore the happy panda that follows the magical children of Never-Neverland, I will have to show you my collection.."
It was at this time that poor Dimbark got so bored that he tripped on a bucket and went plunging through a 15th-floor window. Luckily, he landed on his fat mum.
“Hahahah” said a Crollo whom had many visions of that moment. He was later told by a corn-shucker that if he ever catches jungle fever again he'll have to ride a scooter downtown so he can get to the bar and drink as many beer as he can before Penguinboy comes in here and closes up this shop, like well he should.
A wild penguinboy appears and promptly rips his own head off. Dimbark then kills himself , by slitting off his head. there is no way he can ever be revived ever , period. ever. But then the impossible happens; he dies again, breaking the world record in deaths. The End.

Part II: The Ancient Ressurrection

Millions of years have passed, as a group of relics and dancers form around to percussion the great end.

Part III: The part where DIMBARK YOU CANNOT COME BACK TO LIFE

aliens with weird muslamic ray guns burn dimbark's corpse so badly that not even the great technolocial minds could even think of ressurecting his scorching hot body as it was eternally as hot as the sun. So they decided to nuke it instead, once every year, just to make sure. Dimbarks mum cried and later revealed her feet to those of the local foot fetish club who immediately started to gnaw against the glass they found in their pockets. They cut their gums into little individual pieces, and decided to bleed on the shag pile carpet, because, lets face it, it went out of fasion when Joe Bloggs down the road said: “ Check out mah frogs!”.
Suddenly, the frogs turned into demons which were then cut down by a young girl with a spear. Eating an apple, she imaged a beautiful, yet large man whom wore a green shirt and had amazing glasses. She then shouted out the overused phrase her imaginary friend would say to her: "Nope, Chuck Testa!" Suddenly, a different Chuck appeared, and said "Hey, I'm 71!" he then proceeded to gain a large fan following, all of whom knew the ancient art of pie farming. some grew potato pies, some grew cream pies and some grew tumors. Those poor people died, the tumors being caused by exposure to this thread. It was subsequently closed.

PART 4: THE SHIT REVEALED

Extemporaneous

the mp3 is called "wank".
im too scared to click it.

isnt this alien vs grunt thing kinda covered in natural selection anyway?

im so confused this is so confusing

Also, what can you do exactly? What's your job here? "Coming up with ideas" and "Supervising" are generally not taken very seriously. Not on their own, at least.

Disco is right. Judging from the screenies it looks fairy decent, but gian20 said he doesnt map alot so... who did?
it would be good to jump on board if there was a good, definiate team going

need voice for:
Vox

"vox" means "voice" though.
argh! can not compute can not compute!

i dont see why everyone looks at the bad points instead of the good points today in this negative cynical society i live in...

knew the ancient art of pie farming. some grew potato pies, some grew cream pies and some grew

So does Rebecca Black

gotta get down on friday...

so how about saying "I wish the world leaders would make the world nice and get along with each other and work together to stop things like wars and economy breakdowns and stuff" that could be cool too right?

space program? i really think they should worry about the homefront before setting up a moonbase....

i wish AC/DC would release a new album. heck yeah.

the shag pile carpet, becasue, lets face it, it went out of fasion when Joe Bloggs down the road said:

if he ever catches jungle fever again he'll have to ride a scooter downtown so he can

we'll put some shrimp on the barbie

no we will not, Paul Hogan

your as nutty as a fruit cake ya Bunyip from a billabong