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Posted 2 years ago2017-06-20 22:14:40 UTC
in Urby's Multiple Choice Fan Fiction! Post #335610
A! #fuckc
Jessie JessieLadytype
Posted 2 years ago2017-06-19 08:30:58 UTC
in Assigning a particular move sound to fun Post #335582
Does the Not Toggled flag not work in this case?
Jessie JessieLadytype
Posted 2 years ago2017-06-14 01:03:13 UTC
in E3 2017 Post #335461
As someone who is pretty passionate about the Monster Hunter series, I am viewing the announcement of Monster Hunter World with an eager, yet apprehensive, eye. Very curious to see what that is all about.
Jessie JessieLadytype
Posted 2 years ago2017-06-13 07:33:40 UTC
in E3 2017 Post #335445
Can we talk about that Mario + Rabbids game for a moment?
Jessie JessieLadytype
Posted 2 years ago2017-06-11 08:38:47 UTC
in E3 2017 Post #335379
i reckon hl3 will be announced

Anyway, now that that is out of the way... didn't see much at EA that interested me (not that surprising, I can't imagine what would interest me from E3). I've seen people up on the looks of The Way Out, or whatever it was called.

I shan't predict.
Jessie JessieLadytype
Posted 2 years ago2017-06-10 13:06:52 UTC
in Competition 34: HL Re-Imagined Post #335342
If this is an open goings on, send us an invite when it is going down :hecu:
Jessie JessieLadytype
Posted 2 years ago2017-06-09 20:08:03 UTC
in Competition 34: HL Re-Imagined Post #335330
Even better!
Jessie JessieLadytype
Posted 2 years ago2017-06-09 10:19:53 UTC
in Competition 34: HL Re-Imagined Post #335317
If you need any more test games, I'm sure some could be arranged on't server.
Jessie JessieLadytype
Posted 2 years ago2017-06-05 09:30:12 UTC
in Half-Libs Post #335265
Another?
Jessie JessieLadytype
Posted 2 years ago2017-06-02 03:45:22 UTC
in Post your screenshots! WIP thread Post #335208
I wouldn't call it a platformer, but it's getting there, slowly. (I wouldn't hold your breath, it won't be that interesting a final result.)
Jessie JessieLadytype
Posted 2 years ago2017-06-01 22:42:51 UTC
in Post your screenshots! WIP thread Post #335206
The primary use of visgroups is, as you say, cleaning up the 2D views from stuff you aren't actively working on (or whatever you might want to hide specific groups of objects for). I guess it is also a fast way of doing what Admer suggests as well, but it's not what they are FOR, per se. If there's any other primary effects, I am unaware of them.
Jessie JessieLadytype
Posted 2 years ago2017-05-31 23:16:45 UTC
in Post your screenshots! WIP thread Post #335194
Hmm. I recall Tet explaining in one of his streams that displacements can be sown together - does that work for brushes going in different directions? I.E. a displacement floor sowing with a displacement wall? (Or is there some other way to achieve the same thing?)
Jessie JessieLadytype
Posted 2 years ago2017-05-31 12:12:09 UTC
in Post your screenshots! WIP thread Post #335177
A lot of nice stuff being posted in here lately. Keep up the good work, y'all.
Jessie JessieLadytype
Posted 2 years ago2017-05-30 09:29:27 UTC
in Post your screenshots! WIP thread Post #335145
:lol:
Jessie JessieLadytype
Posted 2 years ago2017-05-30 04:14:54 UTC
in Half-Libs Post #335140
Alright, I think that's enough for this test. Let's see how it went! Just a sentence to block front-page viewers just to not give it away, yeah
Rise and shine, ladies! My name is Moist Monster Butthole-Inspector John F. Kennedy! The first and last words I want to hear out of your robust holes is "pie"! Do I make myself rusty?

Pie, yes, pie!

My goal is simple! As of right now, you are all manholes! You will not shoot until deflowered, you will not tighten unless told to do so! When I ask you to really, really tighten, you will reply with "I love you"! Do you get me?!

Pie, yes, pie!

What's your name, dirtbag?... Sound off like you got a Blu-ray copy of the 1988 movie Vampire's Kiss!... Professor Custardpants, huh? Looks more like Professor Anus to me! Seems your name was quietly sodomised to the top of the dusty twerking list! My suggestion to you is to get your groin down to the smothering center, and report to Tin-of-Baked-Beans-With-Sausages Crazed-Gunman Honey-Nut Bagpuss ASAP! Now move it, Professor!
Jessie JessieLadytype
Posted 2 years ago2017-05-29 14:51:24 UTC
in Half-Libs Post #335133
We can always give it a go. Here's a relatively short one I will test that with. Should be short, familiar and funny, hopefully.
adjective
noun
profession (eg. "doctor", "blaster", "gymnast")
firstname-initial-lastname (eg. "Gordon T. Freeman")
adjective
word (Any one word. Less syllables the better)
adjective
noun-s
verb
verb-ed
verb
verb
short phrase (Let's say three words max.)
noun
title-lastname (eg. "Doctor Freeman", "Colonel Sanders", "Miss Vance")
noun
adverb
verb-ed
adjective
verb-ing
bodypart
verb-ing
noun
profession
name
Jessie JessieLadytype
Posted 2 years ago2017-05-28 12:27:05 UTC
in Brush Sizing in Hammer 3.4 Post #335117
Or Sledge. Don't forget Sledge.
Jessie JessieLadytype
Posted 2 years ago2017-05-28 08:11:26 UTC
in Half-Libs Post #335113
Gee, even I didn't think that this thing was working that well :P But hey, if you're enjoying them that much, I'm more than willing to continue.
Would you prefer longer or shorter ones?
Jessie JessieLadytype
Posted 2 years ago2017-05-27 13:12:40 UTC
in Half-Libs Post #335089
Alright, here goes nothing.
DIMBEAK

Doctor Freeeeeman... I realise this whisker may not be the most convenient for a police raid, but I had to wait until your... gay dads... were otherwise built.

There was a time they cared nothing for Dr. Kleiner. When their only experience of humanity was a totally sick guitar solo coming at them down the black secret passageway to my father's tomb.

When I licked her from Hell, I acted in the taint of objections that she was a bloody blood and of no practical use to anyone. I have learned to bleed such naysayers when... bleeding them was out of the question.

Still, I am not one to destroy my flagpoles, and I remain thin she was worth far more than the initial reaping. That's why I must now reap from you some small damned soul owed for your own super soaker full of cat piss. See her safely to Harvard University, Doctor Freeman. I wish I could do more than flap you, but I have agreed to abide by certain... restrictions.

Well, now. Listen carefully, my dear. When you dismember your... Filipino slave boy, relay these words: "It's a work in progess."
UBRY

Doctor Freeeeeman... I realise this meatball sub may not be the most convenient for a gathering, but I had to wait until your... hairdressers... were otherwise dusty.

There was a time they cared nothing for the vicar. When their only experience of humanity was a spatula coming at them down a viscous river.

When I masturbated her from Belguim, I acted in the nostril of objections that she was a gooey battery and of no practical use to anyone. I have learned to climb such naysayers when... falling them was out of the question.

Still, I am not one to gyrate my otters, and I remain slippery she was worth far more than the initial schedule. That's why I must now drop from you some small pudding owed for your own bowl. See her safely to the rough area of Manchester, Doctor Freeman. I wish I could do more than shoot you, but I have agreed to abide by certain... restrictions.

Well, now. Listen carefully, my dear. When you slather your... father, relay these words: "Tell me when it starts to hurt."
ARCHIE

Doctor Freeeeeman... I realise this wooden leg may not be the most convenient for a choking, but I had to wait until your... prostitutes... were otherwise mouldy.

There was a time they cared nothing for Urby's mum. When their only experience of humanity was a factor-45 sun cream coming at them down a wooden tunnel.

When I exploded her from Monaco, I acted in the nipple of objections that she was a distressingly bland nipple cannon and of no practical use to anyone. I have learned to oscillate such naysayers when... tickling them was out of the question.

Still, I am not one to muddle my six-hundred-and-eighty-two pirated DVDs of the 1986 movie 'Labyrinth', and I remain creepy she was worth far more than the initial planning. That's why I must now consume from you some small goblin owed for your own taint. See her safely to Jareth's labyrinth from the 1986 movie 'Labyrinth', Doctor Freeman. I wish I could do more than bang you, but I have agreed to abide by certain... restrictions.

Well, now. Listen carefully, my dear. When you smother your... mother, relay these words: "It's in the way that you use it."
Jessie JessieLadytype
Posted 2 years ago2017-05-26 12:56:37 UTC
in Half-Libs Post #335060
obligatory "one more day" message
Jessie JessieLadytype
Posted 2 years ago2017-05-25 22:48:35 UTC
in Post Your Photos Post #335055
Heh, reminds me of this conversation.
Jessie JessieLadytype
Posted 2 years ago2017-05-23 13:58:34 UTC
in Post your screenshots! WIP thread Post #335016
Shame I'm not likely to ever go on TS publicly on account of being so self-conscious about my voice :(

The video games are fun though.
Jessie JessieLadytype
Posted 2 years ago2017-05-22 12:41:23 UTC
in Now Gaming: ... Post #335009
Cocaine.
Jessie JessieLadytype
Posted 2 years ago2017-05-20 22:23:24 UTC
in Half-Libs Post #334984
Alright, Round 3! (Frankly, one person perpetuating this rubbish is quite enough for me to bother.) This one will be a touch shorter, as I'm hoping a little less replacement and a little more specificity will make it make more sense and thus be funnier.
noun
activity
relation-s
adjective
person
noun
adjective
long place
verb-ed
named place
bodypart
adjective
noun
verb
verb-ing
verb
noun-s
adjective
nouned verb? (See glossary)
verb
noun
noun
named place
verb
verb
relation
phrase
Glossary (of shit I've not already defined previously):
activity: An activity or event used as a noun. "fishing trip", "party", "meeting", etc.
relation: A relation or associate. "mother", "friend", "therapist", etc.
relation-s: As above, but plural.
long place: A generic location that could be typically described as long. "road", "hallway", "aircraft cabin", etc.
named place: A place's name. "Black Mesa", "TWHL", "Canada", etc.
bodypart: A part of the body. "finger", "brain", "femur", etc.
nouned verb?: I wasn't sure what these are called. I mean a verb in noun form. I.E. how "meet" becomes a "meeting", and "revive" becomes a "revival", and how "murder" becomes a... well, a "murder". If in doubt, a plain ol' noun will probably work.
phrase: A phrase. Doesn't really matter what it is. Keep it relatively short though, as with the last one.
Jessie JessieLadytype
Posted 2 years ago2017-05-19 21:45:57 UTC
in Competition 34: HL Re-Imagined Post #334979
I think it's just been a while since the competition was in the public consciousness.

:^_^:
Jessie JessieLadytype
Posted 2 years ago2017-05-19 03:29:18 UTC
in Half-Libs Post #334966
Okay, here we go.
URBY

Wallace Breen, in the flesh... or, rather, in the rusty spoon. I took the liberty of relieving you of your gonads. Most of them were crooked. As for the banana... I think you've earned it.

The potato, Archie, is in bewilderment for the time being, thanks to it. Quite a moist piece of sea-lion you managed over there, I am spongy.

That's why I'm here, Wallace Breen. I have buggered your snacks to my... drinks, and they have flipped me to rotate you a casserole. They deactivate with me, that you have sexy priest.

You've proved yourself an uncomfortable table, so I don't expect you'll have any trouble deciding what to do. If you're spiky, just poke into the pudding and I will take that as a "God fucking dammit".

Otherwise, well... I can offer you a sausage you have no chance of gesticulating... Rather a sandwich after what you've just ejaculated.
DIMBEAK

Dr. Richard Tucker, in the flesh... or, rather, in the stinky luxury limosine. I took the liberty of relieving you of your spaghetti-o's. Most of them were stale. As for the zipper... I think you've earned it.

The boulder, Gina, is in excitement for the time being, thanks to her. Quite a tall piece of python you managed over there, I am wriggly.

That's why I'm here, Dr. Richard Tucker. I have fucked your biologists to my... zoologists, and they have reaped me to crush you a dream. They unzip with me, that you have red bar stool.

You've proved yourself a hideous bone, so I don't expect you'll have any trouble deciding what to do. If you're sweaty, just dropkick into the baby and I will take that as a "Sweet mother of fuck!".

Otherwise, well... I can offer you a giant enemy crab you have no chance of backflipping... Rather a pizza crust after what you've just unleashed.
CROLLO

Gordon Freeman, in the flesh... or, rather, in the tired Black Mesa. I took the liberty of relieving you of your test subjects. Most of them were massive. As for the platform... I think you've earned it.

The door, Bob, is cripplingly depressed for the time being, thanks to her. Quite a tiny piece of Kleiner's cat you managed over there, I am average.

That's why I'm here, Gordon Freeman. I have runned your lasers to my... sharks, and they have stopped me to shot you a headcrab. They move with me, that you have sleepy blast pit.

You've proved yourself a loose pills, so I don't expect you'll have any trouble deciding what to do. If you're quiet, just pike into the dildo and I will take that as an "I am mentally ill!".

Otherwise, well... I can offer you a floor you have no chance of dying... Rather a headcrab rabies after what you've just killed.
ARCHIE

Jan-Michael Vincent, in the flesh... or, rather, in the bodacious tooth. I took the liberty of relieving you of your floppy rubber dildos. Most of them were floppy. As for the hope... I think you've earned it.

The biscuit-barrel, Jan-Michael Vincent, is in surprise for the time being, thanks to this. Quite a shiny piece of beanbag chair you managed over there, I am tight.

That's why I'm here, Jan-Michael Vincent. I have tipped your hundreds of DVDs of 1993's 'The Fugitive' to my... Harrison Ford's shaved beard trimmings preserved from the set of 1993's 'The Fugitive', and they have shaved me to mangle you an eagle. They hear with me, that you have slimy penis.

You've proved yourself a tardy taint, so I don't expect you'll have any trouble deciding what to do. If you're totalitarian, just tell into the toolbox and I will take that as a "Shut the fuck up or fuck the fuck off!".

Otherwise, well... I can offer you an MDMA you have no chance of tripping... Rather a breast after what you've just bounced.
I think Urby's wins, if this is that kind of deal. Which I don't think it is.

If y'all want a third, I have a plan for one.
Jessie JessieLadytype
Posted 2 years ago2017-05-18 00:51:32 UTC
in Competition 34: HL Re-Imagined Post #334944
Neat. Were there really that many Crossfire-inspired maps? Thinking back on it, I guess there were...
Jessie JessieLadytype
Posted 2 years ago2017-05-17 09:38:13 UTC
in Half-Libs Post #334934
Alright, getting some good results here. Anyone else got any more to add? I'll give it a day more, maybe two, and just go wit' what I got.
Jessie JessieLadytype
Posted 2 years ago2017-05-16 11:53:24 UTC
in Half-Libs Post #334926
Round 2! I'll give this one only a couple of days, so if you want in, go for it.
person
adjective
noun
noun-s
adjective
noun
noun
name
state
pronoun
adjective
noun
adjective
verb-ed
noun-s
noun-s
verb-ed
verb
noun
verb
adjective
noun
adjective
noun
adjective
verb
noun
exclamation
noun
verb-ing
noun
verb-ed
Glossary:
person: Someone's name. Yours, someone else's, a character's, etc.
noun-s: A plural noun. "Knives", "cats", "Urbies", etc.
name: A name. Any name. I really don't care.
state: "Confusion", "denial", "happiness", etc.
pronoun: Any direct pronoun. "Him", "them", "that", etc. (Not "his", etc.)
verb-ed: A verb ending in -ed, or one of that vein. "Stabbed", "waved"... "shat", etc.
verb-ing: A verb ending in -ing, obviously.
exclamation: A word or short phrase. (Keep it under five words.) "Yes", "oh no", "We'll be right back", etc.
Jessie JessieLadytype
Posted 2 years ago2017-05-09 22:34:57 UTC
in Half-Life engine access Post #334845
Hey, it's all legal-stuff. They protect their IP because no-one else is going to. If they weren't strict, it would inevitably be abused.

It's a hassle for this particular case, but it's just how this stuff works.
Jessie JessieLadytype
Posted 2 years ago2017-05-09 12:44:54 UTC
in Half-Libs Post #334835
Hmm. I'm sure I could find another. Watch this space.
Jessie JessieLadytype
Posted 2 years ago2017-05-09 04:29:54 UTC
in Post your screenshots! WIP thread Post #334826
I've always thought about setting up entity chains for complex movement like that, but I've never really had a good idea to apply it to. I mean, you could make some cool doors...
Jessie JessieLadytype
Posted 2 years ago2017-05-09 00:59:25 UTC
in Half-Libs Post #334824
It's been sitting in this file for a while, so I guess I might as well put it in here. Congratulations to Archie for being the only contestant! :P
Testing... Testing... [clears throat] Everything seems to be in order.

Alright, Gordon, your crowbar should keep you cloistery through all this. The parsnip will be delivered to you in a few moments. If you would be so good as to think up and reload the sheep, we can bring the sheep to eighty percent and hold it there until the tau cannon dicks.

… Very good. We'll blow it from here.

Power to stage one cups in three... two... one...

… I'm seeing predictable buckets.

Stage two elbows activating... now.

Gordon, we cannot predict how long the dragon can sniff at this level, nor how long the dancing will take. Please, work as seductively as you can.

Overhead G-Men to 105%.

Uh, it's probably not a problem, probably, but I'm showing an aggressive teacup in... well, no, it's well within acceptable bounds again. Sustaining sequence.

I've just been informed that the Gravity Gun is ready, Gordon. It should be coming up to you any moment now. Look to 'Gravity' on DVD for your nun.

Standard insertion for a tepid mollusk. Go ahead, Gordon. Slot the barnacle into Barney's Monocle.

… What is he squelching in there?

Nothing you need to worry about. Gordon, heh, that's it, go ahead.
Jessie JessieLadytype
Posted 2 years ago2017-05-08 11:32:59 UTC
in Now Gaming: ... Post #334811
Update: That first game win was definitely beginner's luck.
Jessie JessieLadytype
Posted 2 years ago2017-05-05 04:02:12 UTC
in Now Gaming: ... Post #334764
Well, I just took the plunge and bought PlayerUnknown's Battlegrounds, and uh, this happened...
User posted image

First try, no less! I hope I haven't ruined this for myself now, because I doubt it'll ever go that well again =P

Started off by heading a good way south of the starting plane's path hoping I'd be a good long way away from anyone else, to give some time to loot and acquaint myself with the controls. Worked a little too well, really. I moved inland a little and hunkered down between a wall and a sharp rise right next to it, and picked off a couple of people I saw running around. A nice, safe introduction to how the guns handled. First play area restriction, I was just inside on the south side, but the second moved it about as far north as it could possibly be, forcing me to just book it north as fast as I could and hope no-one would see me in the process. Luckily, I made it, and traded some suppressing fire with a fellow on top of a nearby hill. Fastforward a few minutes and another play area contraction and I see a fellow tearing up the hill I'm on in a small truck, quite possibly the same fellow from before. Shot him through the windshield a couple of times, and as he pulled around to get me, he got out of his car while it was going too fast and ran himself over. A little while later, it came down to me running from cover to cover (and getting shot at surprisingly little... not at all, really) in a increasingly small area. Walked almost on top of two people on separate occasions, took some hits both times but didn't go down. The second was in front of the tree I'm behind in the screenshot, but I'd heard some shots coming my way as I was running behind it. Came to a showdown between me and the fellow up the hill, and I got my shots first. So yeah. Good fun. The formula really works for this one.

If anyone picks this up, maybe shoot me a message. I'd like to experience this in a group.
Jessie JessieLadytype
Posted 2 years ago2017-05-01 13:53:50 UTC
in Im gonna make a map of my school Post #334712
So why are we posting in this thread again? It was long since dead.
Jessie JessieLadytype
Posted 2 years ago2017-04-29 03:38:01 UTC
in Half-Life engine access Post #334672
Yeah, but they require one to purchase legitimate copies of games! :roll:
I can't think of any other arguement that isn't pretty... niche.
Jessie JessieLadytype
Posted 2 years ago2017-04-27 22:49:38 UTC
in Your dream game Post #334662
Actually, if we're talking dreams and games, what I would like most is a periphery to games: I would like some way to forget everything I know about any given puzzle game. I love the hell out of Talos Principle and The Witness, but those kinds of games are impossible to replay with the same feeling of exploration, because you know exactly how things work and where things are.
Jessie JessieLadytype
Posted 2 years ago2017-04-27 13:50:44 UTC
in Your dream game Post #334655
My tastes are eclectic enough that I don't think I could nail down any one game, or even genre. I've enjoyed so much from so many completely different types of games that it's... just too hard.
I feel like the only real way I could ever really harness what I truly want from a game is to make one myself. Indeed, I have the will and more than one workable idea, but I just don't know where to start. I've got enough programming knowledge that I could probably work logic things out once I've got the basics sorted, but it really is how to get something up on a screen at all that has been my major roadblock.

(Also, of course I want HL3. I've been escorting a friend through the Half-Life series via Sven Coop and Synergy, and I'm remembering just how much they've set up for a final arc, how much I'd like closure on.)
Jessie JessieLadytype
Posted 2 years ago2017-04-18 01:08:28 UTC
in Post your screenshots! WIP thread Post #334451
I was always under the impression BEVEL was like an anti-clip brush, used to trim clipnodes rather than create them. I'm not sure where I got that from, though. Never used them myself.
Jessie JessieLadytype
Posted 2 years ago2017-04-15 09:58:09 UTC
in Competition 34: HL Re-Imagined Post #334375
Dammit, my competition results loading screen is stuck at 97% again.
Jessie JessieLadytype
Posted 2 years ago2017-04-14 22:00:48 UTC
in Killing all monsters Post #334370
Very niche usage, this entity :P

Seems like trigger_killall would be a more appropriate name. Especially if you could define which types of entities to wipe.
Jessie JessieLadytype
Posted 2 years ago2017-04-14 05:21:50 UTC
in Killing all monsters Post #334351
To your other point, I think killtarget would remove monsters rather than kill them. Depending on what you're doing, that may work for you.

But a trigger_hurt should be the way to go, I think. Tell us how you're doing it if it is impacting RAD so.
Jessie JessieLadytype
Posted 2 years ago2017-04-13 23:32:40 UTC
in Killing all monsters Post #334348
I... wouldn't have thought a trigger entity would affect RAD in any way. Isn't RAD just lighting?
Jessie JessieLadytype
Posted 2 years ago2017-04-13 22:02:07 UTC
in Now Gaming: ... Post #334346
I was the first person of the people on my friends list to play The Talos Principle, so I wasn't even aware of the social stuff that shows up on my first playthrough ><
It's one of those great puzzle games though, up there with Portal and The Witness and such.
Jessie JessieLadytype
Posted 2 years ago2017-04-12 02:08:42 UTC
in Post your screenshots! WIP thread Post #334325
^
Jessie JessieLadytype
Posted 2 years ago2017-04-05 05:27:43 UTC
in Post your screenshots! WIP thread Post #334231
Care to elaborate?
Jessie JessieLadytype
Posted 2 years ago2017-04-04 02:23:36 UTC
in Now Gaming: ... Post #334219
Decided to take some before/after shots of Morrowind in regards to MGSO.
User posted image
User posted image
User posted image
User posted image
Jessie JessieLadytype
Posted 2 years ago2017-04-03 21:53:23 UTC
in Competition 34: HL Re-Imagined Post #334217
Rough ETA on results? I know you have, like, lives and stuff, but I'm itchin'.
Jessie JessieLadytype
Posted 2 years ago2017-04-01 01:44:56 UTC
in Competition 34: HL Re-Imagined Post #334181
MISSION ALL OVER

Looking forward to the judgements!
Jessie JessieLadytype