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Posted 14 years ago2009-05-22 20:12:07 UTC
in TF2: The Sniper Update Post #267333
http://www.teamfortress.com/post.php?id=2535

Supposedly, your unlocks are based purely on time played. I can't believe it, seeing as how I played for 4 hours today and got 1 thing.

Bollocks, Valve. Honestly.
Luke LukeLuke
Posted 14 years ago2009-05-22 19:06:59 UTC
in TF2: The Sniper Update Post #267328
They should make the headgear random, and give the unlocks to everyone. This solves all problems.
Luke LukeLuke
Posted 14 years ago2009-05-22 16:20:16 UTC
in TF2: The Sniper Update Post #267324
Unlocks suck ass now. There's no way to know how to get them, they just appear.

I played for 3 hours today, never got one. Some guy comes in and within 15 minutes has has 3.
Luke LukeLuke
Posted 14 years ago2009-05-22 14:01:11 UTC
in TF2: The Sniper Update Post #267322
Yah, I hear unlocks are retarded now.

I didn't play last night because my TF2 was blowing up.
Luke LukeLuke
Posted 14 years ago2009-05-21 20:46:49 UTC
in TF2: The Sniper Update Post #267297
Blog isn't updated yet, but the update dropped: http://store.steampowered.com/news/2529/

I freaking love this update. A lot of these updates are fixing a lot of things players wanted, and a lot more is added that's awesome.

I'd go over everything I like, but it'll end up being that entire list.

I can't wait for this update to get done, I want to play so bad. (I love Valve <3 )
Luke LukeLuke
Posted 14 years ago2009-05-20 20:28:10 UTC
in TF2: The Sniper Update Post #267275
http://www.teamfortress.com/sniper_vs_spy/

Fucking epic. That is all.
Luke LukeLuke
Posted 14 years ago2009-05-19 17:46:07 UTC
in TF2: The Sniper Update Post #267246
Sniper rifle in the shape of a revolver?

This might be overpowered. I think we'll see.
Luke LukeLuke
Posted 14 years ago2009-05-19 13:15:18 UTC
in TF2: The Sniper Update Post #267239
http://www.teamfortress.com/

Look at all of the posts on their blog now. Great stuff.

"Laidlaw, it says here you're a writer. Well, let me tell YOU a story. Once upon a time you were fired. Then you cleaned out your desk by five."
Luke LukeLuke
Posted 14 years ago2009-05-18 20:57:20 UTC
in TF2: The Sniper Update Post #267209
I really love Valve for the awesome sense of humor. It's what keeps them on top for me, honestly.
Luke LukeLuke
Posted 14 years ago2009-05-17 18:10:59 UTC
in Obsolete connector identification Post #267160
Looks like a floppy drive cable to me.
Luke LukeLuke
Posted 14 years ago2009-05-17 12:40:36 UTC
in TF2: The Sniper Update Post #267142
I can't believe you all just overlooked barney's post. It's official, they leaked the Meet the Spy video.

Again, I'll post the link: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RAMZOkTzvaw

Best Meet the Team video yet. This is exactly why Valve needs to make a TF2 movie of sorts.

Best update ever.

EDIT: Ah, I see I was beaten in the shoutbox.
Luke LukeLuke
Posted 14 years ago2009-05-15 20:41:31 UTC
in TF2: The Sniper Update Post #267054
It's replacing the feign, not necessarily bringing it back as it was.
Luke LukeLuke
Posted 14 years ago2009-05-15 17:31:26 UTC
in TF2: The Sniper Update Post #267041
Everyone already knew the pyro was a girl when the game was released. The respawn rack gave her a purse, for fucks sake.

And if you see the before and after, it's clearly not a typo. The sentence is completely different.
Luke LukeLuke
Posted 14 years ago2009-05-15 17:25:42 UTC
in TF2: The Sniper Update Post #267034
Double update? Probably not. I'm guessing a Meet the Spy video.

I'd like that.

EDIT: I like eating my words.

http://www.teamfortress.com/spyupdate/english.htm

Turns out WCD is right.

The two watches sound pretty fucking awesome, honestly. They brought back the feign death from TFC. Epic.

Looking forward to that.

EDIT: One last thing-
http://img35.imageshack.us/img35/109/pyrow.jpg

The pyro is confirmed to be a girl. Removed from the post a few minutes ago.

Good stuff, Valve.

EDIT 3: Also, with the mention of the pyro being a girl, I'm kinda banking on the Meet the Pyro video being released.

If that happens this will be the best update ever.
Luke LukeLuke
Posted 14 years ago2009-05-14 20:55:24 UTC
in TF2: The Sniper Update Post #266949
That sounds pretty useful to me, especially for a sniper.
Something tells me you don't play enough TF2.

As soon as the back stab is done, the sniper then has two options: Attempt close sniping, or go at him with a machete.

If the wait time for spy is short enough, all's he has to do is pull out a revolver and 3 shot the sniper.

To completely get around the shield, the spy could even just 3 shot him right off the bat. It's too easy.
Luke LukeLuke
Posted 14 years ago2009-05-14 17:24:54 UTC
in TF2: The Sniper Update Post #266944
Day 3: Razorback revealed.

Takes the place of SMG, presumably. Stops the spy from stabbing again temporarily, one use.

Looks rather useless, honestly.
Luke LukeLuke
Posted 14 years ago2009-05-13 18:26:25 UTC
in TF2: The Sniper Update Post #266905
"Payload race" is announced along with 2 arena maps.

Payload race looks to be a lot of fun, especially because the carts will roll immediately back down if not touched.

The two arena maps are disappointing. No one plays the crappy gametype, so I don't get why they're pushing it.
Luke LukeLuke
Posted 14 years ago2009-05-12 20:31:34 UTC
in TF2: The Sniper Update Post #266859
Yah, after some consideration I see what you guys mean.

I'm not sure how good it's going to be if it arches, though. The purpose of the sniper is for pint point accuracy.

Of course that traditional sense also puts the sniper far away, and this weapon encourages close combat.

Should be interesting if they don't make it slow down enemies.

EDIT: http://www.teamfortress.com/post.php?id=2499

Thank god.
Luke LukeLuke
Posted 14 years ago2009-05-12 17:32:49 UTC
in TF2: The Sniper Update Post #266853
Any experienced sniper will tell you how irritating it is when your targets keep moving around. The question is how to stop these cheaters from wind-sprinting around like they own the place. And the answer is to pin them to a wall. How? With arrows!
I took this as slowing down enemies, or completely stopping them, in the case of pinning them to a wall.
Luke LukeLuke
Posted 14 years ago2009-05-12 17:00:03 UTC
in TF2: The Sniper Update Post #266850
http://www.teamfortress.com/sniperupdate/

Discuss.

The Huntsman: Sounds a lot like the Sandman, which was horrible and still is horrible.

I hope they learned from their mistakes, and the arrow doesn't further ruin the game.
Luke LukeLuke
Posted 14 years ago2009-05-10 21:11:42 UTC
in Warp Drive - For Real? Post #266787
Why would the nice little video lie to you?

Silly.
Luke LukeLuke
Posted 14 years ago2009-05-09 12:41:04 UTC
in See Real Wolverine Claws In Action! Post #266742
in b4 lock
Luke LukeLuke
Posted 14 years ago2009-05-08 19:25:26 UTC
in See Real Wolverine Claws In Action! Post #266699
I have to admit, while I have it very rarely, homemade bread is the shit.

Put some butter on it while it's still warm and it's an orgasm in your mouth.
Luke LukeLuke
Posted 14 years ago2009-05-07 16:45:33 UTC
in TOPIC OF MATURE DISCUSSION Post #266630
A little bumfuck on the side never hurt anybody.
Luke LukeLuke
Posted 14 years ago2009-05-05 16:06:37 UTC
in TWHL's death? Post #266470
Everyone on this site is an asshole, including Ant, Penguinboy, Kasperg and you, the person reading this. You suck, and I hate you.
This statement didn't hold true for me.

amirite
Luke LukeLuke
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Posted 14 years ago2009-05-02 12:55:04 UTC
in Desktops of May Post #266341
User posted image
Luke LukeLuke
Posted 14 years ago2009-04-30 21:27:06 UTC
in TWHL's death? Post #266254
Huntey is a lie. Don't believe it.
Luke LukeLuke
Posted 14 years ago2009-04-30 21:13:35 UTC
in TWHL's death? Post #266251
I'll an hero you.
Luke LukeLuke
Posted 14 years ago2009-04-30 20:46:06 UTC
in TWHL's death? Post #266245
I've been trying to kill TWHL for the past 5 years, and if someone is finally noticing progress than I have a point in life.

Anyways, dumb thread.
Luke LukeLuke
Posted 14 years ago2009-04-28 16:37:20 UTC
in Swine Flu Post #266114
Posted 14 years ago2009-04-28 16:25:38 UTC
in Swine Flu Post #266112
No more sex with pigs for me, it seems.
Luke LukeLuke
Posted 14 years ago2009-04-27 16:18:28 UTC
in Excel As a 3D Graphics Engine? Post #266061
More journal posts, yo.
Luke LukeLuke
Posted 14 years ago2009-04-27 15:40:31 UTC
in Favourite Webcomics Post #266054
Cyanide and Happiness
xkcd
Garfield Minus Garfield
The Adventures of Dr. McNinja
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Buttersafe
Scott meets Family Circus
The Gun Show
Luke LukeLuke
Posted 14 years ago2009-04-25 11:22:28 UTC
in Now Playing: ... Post #265982
Dirty Pretty Things - Hippy's son
Luke LukeLuke
Posted 14 years ago2009-04-21 19:45:47 UTC
in Describe the person above you Post #265861
IN BEFORE EDIT
Luke LukeLuke
Posted 14 years ago2009-04-17 19:32:38 UTC
in Describe the person above you Post #265692
Turns out knows nothing about me. :'(
Luke LukeLuke
Posted 14 years ago2009-04-17 15:45:15 UTC
in Describe the person above you Post #265687
Is full of false hope and lies (re: The Sims 2 TWHL project).
Is into rock and metal and anything hard.
He did NOT just go there.
Luke LukeLuke
Posted 14 years ago2009-04-16 17:29:36 UTC
in Describe the person above you Post #265653
Is correct in his statement.
Luke LukeLuke
Posted 14 years ago2009-04-16 17:19:22 UTC
in Describe the person above you Post #265650
"May contain nuts" because his testicles are removable.
Luke LukeLuke
Posted 14 years ago2009-04-16 16:52:36 UTC
in Whats in the box? Post #265648
The only acceptable Lost theory is that Jacob is actually Vincent.
Luke LukeLuke
Posted 14 years ago2009-04-14 16:26:23 UTC
in God Post #265531
Alright, you're right. But these kind of stories tend to piss me off, makes me questions people's intelligence, faith in humanity, etc.

And that's usually how it goes with religion. Take Muslims for instance. Not all of them are bent on destroying America, but those irrational few can be shown to represent the whole.

I forgot to comment:
I believe religion is meant to keep people from shooting each other.
This will be the absolute only time I say this, but I agree. Not in terms of people shooting each other, but rather religion comes out of the need for morality and controlling the way people act. Not so much for sinister reasons, but for, as I said, morality issues.

It's just one of those things you go to when making a decision and assures you making a certain choice is the right one for when after you die.
Luke LukeLuke
Posted 14 years ago2009-04-14 15:56:09 UTC
in God Post #265528
That's some pretty crazy stuff.

I commend you on your actions. I hate religion for this very reason, in that people put to much decision making into their beliefs it totally clouds the truth.

Believe me when I say I'd give you a standing ovation for what you did.
Luke LukeLuke
Posted 14 years ago2009-04-14 15:51:38 UTC
in Now Playing: ... Post #265526
The View - Shock Horror

Such an awesome song.
Luke LukeLuke
Posted 14 years ago2009-04-10 15:01:49 UTC
in Describe the person above you Post #265325
Takes 7 minutes to respond to a forum post.
Luke LukeLuke
Posted 14 years ago2009-04-10 14:21:57 UTC
in Describe the person above you Post #265323
Has changed his name to something of a pet name, in which I do not find acceptable. He will be called The Hunter or Hunter, and that is final.
Luke LukeLuke
Posted 14 years ago2009-04-07 00:40:53 UTC
in A healthy debate (?) Post #265148
Just to continue the topic on Chow:

Man that guy's a douche.
Luke LukeLuke
Posted 14 years ago2009-04-06 20:37:01 UTC
in A healthy debate (?) Post #265132
Yes, Chow is a prime example of an uber noob who took all the hate and learned from it.

Now he's a conniving asshole himself.
Luke LukeLuke
Posted 14 years ago2009-04-06 14:08:44 UTC
in A healthy debate (?) Post #265117
If we weren't so hard on noobs than how will they learn?

It's called strength training.

Telling them their map is awesome because it's a box with a garg in it is counter beneficial.

They don't know how to use the search function to solve their own issues? We flame them. It's called learning.

Besides, I am hot shit.
Luke LukeLuke
Posted 14 years ago2009-04-03 18:50:15 UTC
in Desktops of April Post #264997
User posted image
I really wish the right image was taken in 2048 x 768 so it could stretch both monitors. I took it on my primary, so it'll never happen.
Luke LukeLuke