A forum game. The rules are simple:
Someone posts 2 combatants, and you have to decide, WITH REASON who would win. After doing so, it's your turn to give 2 names.
I'll start the ball rolling with
Vader vs Woody Woodpecker
Who would win in a fight?
Created 16 years ago2007-07-28 14:12:09 UTC by
Archie
Created 16 years ago2007-07-28 14:12:09 UTC by
Archie
Posted 16 years ago2007-07-28 14:12:09 UTC
Post #230516
Posted 16 years ago2007-07-28 14:31:40 UTC
Post #230518
Woody. Everyone knows he is the balance to the force and the true father to Anikan "Darth Vader" Skywalker. How else can he be an annoying little pecker without being killed by ninjas sith lords?
Shepard vs Freeman
Shepard vs Freeman
Posted 16 years ago2007-07-28 14:36:37 UTC
Post #230520
sheperd as in a sheepherder with a cane? In that case shepherd because he has legions of anonymous sheep to attack freeman with and as we all know, anon always wins.
Barney vs. Big birds imaginary friend Snufflelafagus
Barney vs. Big birds imaginary friend Snufflelafagus
Posted 16 years ago2007-07-28 14:42:56 UTC
Post #230521
Harry Potter vs. Lord Voldemort
Posted 16 years ago2007-07-28 14:53:01 UTC
Post #230522
Dave and Arcan fail at understanding both rimrook and the rules, so we'll just blank those 2 posts, eh?
I say Shepard, because despite Gordon's quick grasp of firearms, a lucky scientist can't beat military training.
I say Shepard, because despite Gordon's quick grasp of firearms, a lucky scientist can't beat military training.
Posted 16 years ago2007-07-28 14:53:44 UTC
Post #230523
Barney vs. Big birds imaginary friend SnufflelafagusBarney, all he need do is stop imagining him.
SPOILER ALERT!
Harry Potter vs. Lord VoldemortHarry, because it says so. That and the fact its fucking obvious.
Crysis' NATO Marine vs Halo's Spartan.
Posted 16 years ago2007-07-28 14:54:04 UTC
Post #230524
Yeah but shepard doesnt have the egon gun now does he
Posted 16 years ago2007-07-28 15:29:22 UTC
Post #230529
Shepard had the Displacer gun...
Spartan... everyone knows that Spartans can use the fuel rod gun. =O
Dave932932 vs. Ghetto
Spartan... everyone knows that Spartans can use the fuel rod gun. =O
Dave932932 vs. Ghetto
Posted 16 years ago2007-07-28 15:42:12 UTC
Post #230531
dave
Posted 16 years ago2007-07-28 16:01:54 UTC
Post #230534
Yeah, Dave. His awesome stupidity and lameness would far outweigh the extreme immaturity and ignorance of Ghetto.
Tetsu0, read the rules, you were supposed to make the next match.
Tetsu0, read the rules, you were supposed to make the next match.
Posted 16 years ago2007-07-28 16:07:57 UTC
Post #230535
ohhh
ok then, my bad.
Kool-aid guy vs Chester Cheetah
ok then, my bad.
Kool-aid guy vs Chester Cheetah
Posted 16 years ago2007-07-28 16:08:34 UTC
Post #230536
no he wasn't because he didn't provide reason.
edit:
nevermind
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you're up, srry.edit:
nevermind
Posted 16 years ago2007-07-28 16:15:58 UTC
Post #230537
Chester, as he is cool but Kool-aid guy is just a cool aid.
Next:
You Vs Me
Next:
You Vs Me
Posted 16 years ago2007-07-28 16:17:39 UTC
Post #230538
"you" being me, would definitly win for the coming reasons:
>I said so
>refer to above said
>just because
Someone else can take the next one. im on a roll with my map right now.
>I said so
>refer to above said
>just because
Someone else can take the next one. im on a roll with my map right now.
Posted 16 years ago2007-07-28 16:21:29 UTC
Post #230540
Chuck Norris vs Ah-Nuld.
Posted 16 years ago2007-07-28 16:33:53 UTC
Post #230542
Arnie! He's a robot, who can kill predator and is good with kids. On top of that he's a governer aint he? Couldn't he like, get Chuck deported?
Kliener vs Breen
Kliener vs Breen
Posted 16 years ago2007-07-28 16:39:24 UTC
Post #230543
Arnie never killed a Predator.
And nothing can stop Chuck Norris.
And nothing can stop Chuck Norris.
Posted 16 years ago2007-07-28 16:41:39 UTC
Post #230544
Breen. He's got an army of 
Top vs Bottom
(during sex)
Top vs Bottom
(during sex)
Posted 16 years ago2007-07-28 16:44:07 UTC
Post #230545
Arnie never killed a Predator.He impaled one with a log and then it +console +kill itself. That'll do.
Posted 16 years ago2007-07-28 18:39:42 UTC
Post #230554
Bottom, rimrook. Bottom. You go deeper IMO
Felix vs Garfield
Felix vs Garfield
Posted 16 years ago2007-07-28 20:41:31 UTC
Post #230561
Felix, Garfield is such a fatass.
Kind Kong vs. Godzilla
Kind Kong vs. Godzilla
Posted 16 years ago2007-07-28 20:47:10 UTC
Post #230562
Godzilla would win because he's a fucking dinosaur, and he doesn't get distracted by bitches in the crossfire.
Sexual Harassment Panda vs. Pedo Bear
Sexual Harassment Panda vs. Pedo Bear
Posted 16 years ago2007-07-28 20:48:29 UTC
Post #230563
AHHH! EEETS GODZILLA!
KING Kong is already dead, besides, he's a monkey, Godzilla is a giant lizard that crushes building, Kong climbs them.
TWHL vs. MapCore
Edit: Shit WC beat me to it. Soo... @WC, Pedo Bear... just because he can do... whatever.
KING Kong is already dead, besides, he's a monkey, Godzilla is a giant lizard that crushes building, Kong climbs them.
TWHL vs. MapCore
Edit: Shit WC beat me to it. Soo... @WC, Pedo Bear... just because he can do... whatever.
Posted 16 years ago2007-07-28 20:53:01 UTC
Post #230564
MapCore wins because I've never been there.
vs. 
vs.
Posted 16 years ago2007-07-28 21:09:59 UTC
Post #230567
wins because it's slightly less stupid an emoticon.HL1 vs HL2
Posted 16 years ago2007-07-28 21:11:31 UTC
Post #230568
onoz, not this.
Posted 16 years ago2007-07-28 21:16:34 UTC
Post #230569
HL1 for without it, HL2 would not be so.
HL:HS or HL:OIFH
HL:HS or HL:OIFH
Posted 16 years ago2007-07-28 21:34:01 UTC
Post #230570
OIFH because. it's off its fucking head!
Axe vs. Tag
Axe vs. Tag
Posted 16 years ago2007-07-28 22:37:10 UTC
Post #230577
I like Tag's bottle better, so Tag.
To be, or not to be?
To be, or not to be?
Posted 16 years ago2007-07-28 23:16:03 UTC
Post #230583
To be, if we were not to be, we wouldn't be. Whoa...
Combine vs. HECU
Combine vs. HECU
Posted 16 years ago2007-07-28 23:26:33 UTC
Post #230584
Combine!!! They have everything HECU has with added biomechanics and telepathic slug lords!
Red Team vs Blue Team
Red Team vs Blue Team
Posted 16 years ago2007-07-28 23:27:17 UTC
Post #230585
Can't I just answer with "Random Select" ? 
Posted 16 years ago2007-07-28 23:28:33 UTC
Post #230586
Zing.
I'll accept.
I'll accept.
Posted 16 years ago2007-07-29 01:09:20 UTC
Post #230607
PSP vs gameboy colour
heres another:
Mods vs Machinima
heres another:
Mods vs Machinima
Posted 16 years ago2007-07-29 01:27:05 UTC
Post #230610
C. Richard Nixon.
Posted 16 years ago2007-07-29 11:13:08 UTC
Post #230629
Gameboy colour for the cool retroness and it has pokemon!
Stop breaking rules you idiots
IRC Vs. Forums
Stop breaking rules you idiots
IRC Vs. Forums
Posted 16 years ago2007-07-29 11:34:47 UTC
Post #230630
IRC. For the lulz.
Posted 16 years ago2007-07-29 12:15:06 UTC
Post #230638
IRC, it's where the cool people hang.
Satchmo vs. Ant (in a fight)
Satchmo vs. Ant (in a fight)
Posted 16 years ago2007-07-29 12:18:00 UTC
Post #230639
Satchmo. He'll whip out his ninja baby. (The kid's gotta be a ninja by now.)
Gman Vs Moulder from the X-Files
Gman Vs Moulder from the X-Files
Posted 16 years ago2007-07-29 12:51:52 UTC
Post #230641
Gman. Choosing Moulder would teleport me to a room full of alien grunts. Instantly.
Einstein vs Glasses (scientist skins)
Einstein vs Glasses (scientist skins)
Posted 16 years ago2007-07-29 13:20:06 UTC
Post #230643
Glasses survives into HL2. Einstein doesn't. Natural selection, baby.
Doc vs Marty
Doc vs Marty
Posted 16 years ago2007-07-29 13:23:01 UTC
Post #230644
Doc! He would hit Marty with the flux capacitor!
Splinter Cell vs. Metal Gear
Splinter Cell vs. Metal Gear
Posted 16 years ago2007-07-29 13:48:36 UTC
Post #230647
Splinter Cell cause even if you're spotted you can just knife them the cheap way but with MGS you kept spotted and then you're fucked.
Posted 16 years ago2007-07-29 14:56:29 UTC
Post #230650
Uh... no, you just have to stay hidden for long enough and the guards are eventually called off.
Posted 16 years ago2007-07-29 15:07:00 UTC
Post #230651
Gay vs Emo
Posted 16 years ago2007-07-29 15:39:18 UTC
Post #230655
Gays.
The emo's kill themselves. They suck at it, but they still have a disadvantage.
Neo Vs Superman
The emo's kill themselves. They suck at it, but they still have a disadvantage.
Neo Vs Superman
Posted 16 years ago2007-07-29 16:09:00 UTC
Post #230659
Neo wears cooler sunglasses. Neo wins.
Jeremy Clarkson vs Richard Hammond
Jeremy Clarkson vs Richard Hammond
Posted 16 years ago2007-07-29 16:32:32 UTC
Post #230663
hey.. I say superman.. Neo's weak/blind in real life, otherwise he's in the matrix.. and then all superman would have to do is pull that plug out of his head..
superman > neo
superman > neo
Posted 16 years ago2007-07-29 16:49:33 UTC
Post #230665
Did you not see the second and third Matrix movies? They sucked hard, but Neo's power's aren't limited to the matrix. he goes all zappy on the machines, like zap zap!
Posted 16 years ago2007-07-29 17:25:58 UTC
Post #230666
but he's dead, lolz. also suprman has TEH LEET HEET VIZIONZ
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