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Commented 12 years ago2011-07-06 23:49:59 UTC in journal: #7311 Comment #45225
Sneaky is my middle name.

Archie Sneaky McArchie.
Commented 13 years ago2011-06-27 19:34:11 UTC in vault item: sp_suspension Comment #19302
You added the tube running under the top level. Why not make it have a small break in it and have regular turrets travelling through it? Trapt is right - the player should never be put in the position of having no way to progress.
Commented 13 years ago2011-06-27 04:18:48 UTC in journal: #7297 Comment #40068
There are 2 tried and tested methods.

1) Sweet-talk a member of security. Batter your eyelashes and show a bit of cleavage. They tend to turn a blind eye.

2) Be let in through a toilet window by a member of the band (usually the drummer.)

I suspect 2 was used in this case.
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Commented 13 years ago2011-06-23 23:43:25 UTC in vault item: sp_suspension Comment #7047
Portal 2, absolutely. L4D2, not so much.
Commented 13 years ago2011-06-23 21:39:18 UTC in vault item: sp_suspension Comment #7045
More portal 2 goodness!
I love that this game has re-ignited your mapping flair, Satchmo. I missed getting submissions to the mapvault from ya :D

Downloading...

Edit:
Oh, okay. Slightly disappointed that there's no new puzzles here. You have, however refined the ones you already submitted and they work extremely well now.
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Commented 13 years ago2011-06-23 14:30:42 UTC in journal: #7294 Comment #55538
He's me if I ate properly and had a team of make-up artists and style gurus at my disposal.

I actually found my genuine doppelgänger last year, but I lost the picture when I got my new PC and I can't find it now.
Commented 13 years ago2011-06-22 23:39:45 UTC in journal: #7293 Comment #57640
just think, you can all go meet Dimbark...

...And then take him to Satchmo for some healing after you break his legs.
Commented 13 years ago2011-06-22 21:25:30 UTC in journal: #7293 Comment #57639
Let's just say it was true and move on.
Commented 13 years ago2011-06-22 19:30:55 UTC in journal: #7293 Comment #57638
It was Soup Miner, right? I had that exact same dream about him except instead of a train, we were riding unicorns, and I stole his cereal. Actually, come to think of it, it was a pretty different dream.

TWHL meet-ups have occurred.
Tosse (remember him?) spent a week with Urby. Me and Livewire see each other a couple of times per year, and we spent the night at urby's once.
Also when Daubster moved from Lithuania to Scotland for uni, he was just in time to experience proper Scottish drinking at my 18th.

Always in the UK, though. Never heard about a meet-up elsewhere, which seems odd since there are several members from close-by states to each other in the US, and several from Aussieland.
Commented 13 years ago2011-06-22 15:58:25 UTC in journal: #7290 Comment #57626
Good gravy, Soup Miner. You appear to have obtained some sort of mystic power (possibly from a rune stone you licked) which lets you control the actions of others!

Striker:
Cya mate, have a good one.
Commented 13 years ago2011-06-21 13:16:30 UTC in journal: #7289 Comment #54313
Shit man, that's heavy. Bro hug.
Commented 13 years ago2011-06-18 12:43:13 UTC in journal: #7287 Comment #38489
Never heard of it. Is this a retro game or something?
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Commented 13 years ago2011-06-15 17:48:29 UTC in vault item: sp_suspended Comment #19269
I downloaded it about an hour before I made my original comment, so I'm fairly sure it was the latest version at the time :o
Commented 13 years ago2011-06-15 15:31:09 UTC in vault item: sp_suspended Comment #19267
Commented 13 years ago2011-06-15 07:03:04 UTC in vault item: sp_suspended Comment #19265
God damn, Satchmo. That took me aaaages. It only took me a few minutes to try to use the turrets once I figured it out, but just noticing that one of the lasers powered the imancipation grille took me so, so long. I feel very stupid.

Recorded a playthrough while I was playing it, though, so you'll get to laugh at my idiocy :P

Editing now. (Yes, editing. It took that long!)
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Commented 13 years ago2011-06-13 18:04:56 UTC in vault item: aim_nuketown Comment #19260
Ah cool, I probably would have understood this a lot more if I'd played the original. I didn't know about mannequins or care packages.

Great to see you so enthusiastic :)

Edit:
Oh, forgot to say - I think you should get rid of the bus or find a better one. It's not a great model, and the texture on it is really, really low res and ugly. Also the collision model is non-existant.
Commented 13 years ago2011-06-13 15:29:22 UTC in vault item: aim_nuketown Comment #19258
D: did you map the whole thing at gridsize 2 or something? Damn that's a messy Hammer screenie.
Downloading.

OK, this map was very odd. I really like that you've tried to make it more interactive, but why do ammo crates give you control of jets/dogs/mounted guns?
Why are there hostages who only animate if you shoot them?
It also must have taken quite a long time to VIS compile judging from a quick mat_wireframe examination. Loads and loads of cut up brushwork.
You can also see the dogs playing their running animation before they're triggered. Just running on the spot forever.
Texturing is very bland, there is light inside the houses with no source and the houses themselves are almost empty on the inside.

It's absolutely not a bad start, but there is loads still to do on this.
Won't rate 'til it's finished.
Commented 13 years ago2011-06-13 14:37:44 UTC in journal: #7276 Comment #43104
Commented 13 years ago2011-06-12 21:08:22 UTC in journal: #7276 Comment #43103
Game looks rubbish.
Commented 13 years ago2011-06-12 07:57:09 UTC in journal: #7273 Comment #41778
It's not looking hopeful, Dimbark.
Commented 13 years ago2011-06-11 02:40:40 UTC in journal: #7273 Comment #41777
The SnC IP is available on request only to prevent griefers and general douchebags.
Commented 13 years ago2011-06-08 21:41:47 UTC in vault item: de_twhl2011 Comment #19235
the garage door is button controlled now
Commented 13 years ago2011-06-07 16:57:13 UTC in journal: #7264 Comment #48586
Thankyou for making me look so tan, but you forgot the gun in my right hand.
User posted image
Also you guys are weird as fuck.

Also img tags work in journal comments, but simg tags don't? Surely it should be the other way round...
Commented 13 years ago2011-06-07 04:24:08 UTC in vault item: sp_gravity Comment #19227
I really enjoyed this, actually :D
It's very short, but it's a nifty little puzzle. I never played earlier versions, but this one was certainly very intuitive, without treating the player like a complete idiot.
Commented 13 years ago2011-06-06 13:37:18 UTC in journal: #7261 Comment #52683
Shame about Need For Speed, but enjoy the new card :D
Commented 13 years ago2011-06-06 13:35:58 UTC in journal: #7259 Comment #43084
Haha. "Urby having a life."
Man, how do you have all these people fooled?
Commented 13 years ago2011-06-05 16:28:47 UTC in journal: #7258 Comment #45188
No, it was at his wife's family's request.
Commented 13 years ago2011-06-04 13:24:31 UTC in journal: #7257 Comment #50097
Cstriker is jelly :3

Really like the case, pengy. Glad to see another person who favours design and purpose over flamboyancy. Full towers are awesome - so much room, so many cooling options.

Grats
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Commented 13 years ago2011-06-01 00:00:00 UTC in vault item: c30a_captainterror Comment #32812
4.6/10
Architecture — 8.5
Texturing — 4
Ambience — 2
Lighting — 8.5
Gameplay — 0

Video Review

Bottom Line

Truly sorry for giving this such a harsh review. It's actually quite a lovely little map, but quite simply something of this scale is not MotM-worthy. Sorry!
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Commented 13 years ago2011-05-23 20:20:21 UTC in journal: #7237 Comment #57592
fairly bloody awesome
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Commented 13 years ago2011-05-16 16:31:45 UTC in journal: #7219 Comment #57570
Zooms are fine - a dolly would be way too elaborate for a shoot like this.
Handheld zooms, though? no. Very bad.
Commented 13 years ago2011-05-15 22:05:34 UTC in journal: #7219 Comment #57569
Going to write notes as I watch this
  • I don't know what you shot this on, but if it has manual settings, use them! The auto-exposure in this was making me cringe as it tried to keep up with the constantly changing lighting.
  • Very shaky - use a tripod or build a fig rig out of PVC pipe.
  • Lots of jump-cuts at the start with no continuity of movement.
  • I can barely hear what they're saying. The on-board audio is very poor.
  • Stop touching the zoom control! It makes the shots look unplanned and the motor controlling it is loud enough for the camera to pick it up, making the audio worse.
  • Haha, I like the dream sequence where he's in every seat.
  • Never use Bird is the Word.
:P

Sorry to be critical, but I can't help it anymore because of college. Seriously, I can't even watch TV shows without going "oh ffs, continuity!"
Commented 13 years ago2011-05-10 17:51:33 UTC in journal: #7209 Comment #50695
You'll love college, when you don't need an excuse like "exams over" to go out for a night oot. Hell, lunchtime is a good enough excuse to have a couple pints.
Commented 13 years ago2011-05-09 17:05:44 UTC in journal: #7207 Comment #50690
I should point out that that piece of music existed several hundred years prior to Go Compare.
Commented 13 years ago2011-05-06 05:41:35 UTC in journal: #7204 Comment #48106
Playing Portal 2 topless: The only way to play Portal 2.