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Hahahaha!!! I've been caught, i i didnt even reach my last day in my joke. Aw well, it certainly lit up my week. Gosh its great to be n this community 
Anyway, i point to MJ's last journal entry before being exposed. Maybe ill have use for that account in future...Who knows what its use will be
Well, im off for the night. One last login to MJ to arrange some stuff and im done
Anyway, i point to MJ's last journal entry before being exposed. Maybe ill have use for that account in future...Who knows what its use will be
Well, im off for the night. One last login to MJ to arrange some stuff and im done
haha i just saw this ad on my browser
'Looking for a way to conquer that special woman?
Get the best tips from someone that knows what a women wants - Another women!' gave me a good chuckle
Ahhh....i can barely hold my glee ( well i can im just exaggerating) For what though you shall not know until it reveals itself
'Looking for a way to conquer that special woman?
Get the best tips from someone that knows what a women wants - Another women!' gave me a good chuckle
Ahhh....i can barely hold my glee ( well i can im just exaggerating) For what though you shall not know until it reveals itself
Monday, 25th July 2005, 13:50
Anyway...Today i submitted 2 new example maps. One on simulating random mortar attacks another on the sniper effect using func_tanks and a few other entitys.
Heh, i have a new website wink wink nudge nudge
Sunday, 24th July 2005, 07:56
Ive decided to make a new mod. Which i will produce secretly until it is ready for something like a beta or whatever....
Its based on an idea i once had and posted once. Ive modified my story since then and have slowly decided on this and that.
The mod shouldnt hopefully be too big...MAybe i can complete it before the summer holidays
(Smilies for the journals!!! Yay!!! )
Monday, 18th July 2005, 14:12
You know what they say, an apple a day keep's the doctor away, as long as you throw it hard enough.
Yeh, anyway, less then one week of annoying pestering, time wasting, boring, pathetic, disruptive-to-my-happiness, did i already say pestering? Yeh....
Ive also got the school trip to thorpe park which was unfortunately delayed by the bombings down in london..moment of silence for them please...
But hopefully the trip will be most enjoyable
Friday, 8th July 2005, 12:52
Latteral thinking! I thought i may as well post some latteral stuff, here it goes
A man is living on top floor of a very high building, he takes the elevator all the way down to ground floor and from there goes to work. When he comes back he takes the lift half way up and then uses the stairwell all the way to his apartment unless its a rainy day. Why is this?
A:The person was very small, when he goes home he can only reach the half way button, whens its raining he uses his umbrella to press the top button
In world war 2, a plane takes off from Norfolk airbase and flys south over germany towards its target site, when it reaches it site it couldnt release its deadly payload, only until he passed the site. Why?
A:The plane was flying upside-down when the bomber was passing over the sight
A guy was at a friends party, he went to drink some punch and shortly left. The rest of the people who used it died from food poisoning. Why is this? (not as easy as you think)
A:The ice cubes were poisoned, when the guy drunk it the ice cubes hadnt melted and therefore hadnt spread any poison, the rest died after the ice cubes melted
A younger twin sister Kerry celebrated her birthday, 2 days later, her older twin celebrated his birthday. Why is this?
A:The twins were born on the boundrys of a timezone, one was born in normal GMT time and one born on the GMT +1 timezone, they were born on a boat trip
A man is walking down a street, with entire black clothing all over him included gloves and a balaclava. A car was approaching him rapidly, the car had no lights on and was black. There were no streetlamps on. Yet the car had stopped in time. Why is this?
A:It was daytime, duh!
The Americans, during the race for space domination, developed special thermal tiles which were also re-useable. They were able to withstand the mega heat from entering the atomosphere. The Russians who couldnt afford as much, used plywood to protect their incoming shuttles. It was just as effective as the tiles the Americans used and was 100 times cheaper. Why was plywood just as effective?
A:The plywood couldnt burn because there is no oxygen in space and all that happened was that the wood was lightly charred
A woman is found dead wearing a suit and one glove. how did she die?
A:She was an astronaught, the glove had fallen off her suit. And she died from the oxygen being sucked out of her.
Ill find out more later, remember
Think outside the box!
Thursday, 7th July 2005, 10:50
London attacked. Somewhat surprised but not too much. Something like this is always gonna end up happening
Thursday, 30th June 2005, 11:39
Damn!!! My computer had to be re-formatted. Ive had to delete all my maps. im gonna go into replacing those maps with something...different
My bad, misplaced the zip files, thinking i lost em and have now resubmitted them
http://ssshotaru.homestead.com/files/aol
ertranslator.html
found on one of the threads. here incase i want to mess with it, RESTRICTED!
Monday, 27th June 2005, 09:09
http://growabrain.typepad.com/photos/unc
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Guys nuts, but funny
Also, i got some severe sun burns...they hurt alot...But i got to skip school and applying rahter cooling aftersun ream every 5 seconds (or, it least it seems that much)
On other news, things are going boring...Next week the school are doing an ''activity week'' making us do things just as bad as lessons. The only difference is between the 2 is that activitys are only slightly more active then lessons, slightly.
But hey, as my friend said, anything is better then lessons
324 forum posts
255 logins
Saturday, 25th June 2005, 07:51
Now what was i gunna put here again?
Friday, 24th June 2005, 07:12
another new avie, nothing else new
Shit weather though, lighting early this morning, still going i think
Glastonbury was amazingly awesome and mind blowing!!!
weekend, unfortunately 5 more weeks of school are still to come 
Also got a new example map in the vault on lasers
check it out http://twhl.co.za/mapvault_map.php?id=3139
and ive made 100 forum posts
Also got a new example map in the vault on lasers
check it out http://twhl.co.za/mapvault_map.php?id=3139and ive made 100 forum posts
maths detention, fucking teachers 
end of tests!!!! w00t!!!!!!!
another history test soon!!! 
history exam, when will the test ever end!?
had another maths test yesterday! and theres another one on friday. Goddamit
and theres another one on friday. Goddamit had a supposed impportant maths test today, pretty easy considering its an end of year test
aw crap im going back to school
And ive had a haircut!!!!
And ive had a haircut!!!!
yay replaced my default avie for this cooler looking one
I saw star wars 3 today! Great film, loved how they pieced everything together 