Journal #23 by Grapez

Oskar Potatis

Commented 14 years ago2010-02-16 23:06:06 UTC Comment #34277

You can give scientists green hair, yes.

Alabastor_Twob

Commented 14 years ago2010-08-27 17:01:52 UTC Comment #34274

But you can't be from Holland unfortunately. Git out.

Jessie

Commented 14 years ago2010-08-28 18:33:43 UTC Comment #34260

Hey, catch me later, I'll buy you a beer.

Oskar Potatis

Commented 14 years ago2010-09-13 06:18:04 UTC Comment #34278

potatis_invalido catches Darkie.

Jessie

Commented 14 years ago2010-09-13 17:30:40 UTC Comment #34261

Ahh, but you didn't catch me later.

Oskar Potatis

Commented 14 years ago2010-09-14 16:34:20 UTC Comment #34279

Later, potatis_invalido catches Darkie. Again.

Alabastor_Twob

Commented 14 years ago2010-09-15 05:39:25 UTC Comment #34275

But by then, TJB had already drank the beer.

Alabastor_Twob

Commented 14 years ago2010-11-17 03:36:59 UTC Comment #34276

And double posted

Jessie

Commented 13 years ago2010-12-01 02:33:30 UTC Comment #34262

Meanwhile, Darkie had poisoned the beer in the hopes of giving it to potatis_invalid. His plan failing and killing a (vaguely) innocent bystander instead, Darkie sets about his Plan B, which involves pressing the big red button in "crossfire".

Crollo

Commented 13 years ago2010-12-12 21:37:18 UTC Comment #34294

Meanwhile, Crollo is not impressed by this trend of talking in third person whilst abusing Italian font.

Oskar Potatis

Commented 13 years ago2010-12-13 03:05:53 UTC Comment #34280

potatis_invalido is not impressed by Crollo's non-impression. It was to be expected. He grabs a pistol lying nearby, shoots Crollo in the hat and throws a shoe at him. potatis_invalido, racing against time to stop Darkie's evil plan, calls the local taxi company. A taxi arrives 30 minutes later.

Jessie

Commented 13 years ago2011-01-04 10:13:08 UTC Comment #34263

Little does potatis_invalid know, the taxi driver was actually one of Darkie's henchmen. Darkie laughs evily. On the upside for potatis, Darkie realises that one of his shoelaces are untied, and it takes him a whole hour to tie it again. As he closes in on the button...

2muchvideogames

Commented 13 years ago2011-02-08 00:23:44 UTC Comment #34282

We will be right back to your epic movie after these commercial messages.

Jessie

Commented 13 years ago2011-02-11 09:43:46 UTC Comment #34264

Darkie fires his RPG at the commercials with little effect, excluding creating a large black scorch mark in the middle of it.

Oskar Potatis

Commented 13 years ago2011-02-11 10:02:38 UTC Comment #34281

potatis_invalid turns off the television

Suparsonik

Commented 13 years ago2011-02-11 17:39:29 UTC Comment #34285

What is the name of this movie again?

It sucked.

Jessie

Commented 13 years ago2011-02-13 09:02:32 UTC Comment #34265

Potatis_invalid: The Life Story

2muchvideogames

Commented 13 years ago2011-02-13 20:21:26 UTC Comment #34283

Rated E for everyone. (Ignore the extreme violence part)

Jessie

Commented 13 years ago2011-03-24 11:40:50 UTC Comment #34266

Turning off the television created a massive warp in the spacetime continuum. Darkie entered, and infused with the dark powers within, transforming him into Scotch. Oh yeah, he turned the TV back on, too.

Suparsonik

Commented 12 years ago2012-02-24 00:46:19 UTC Comment #34286

Joebama had just returned from the crapper to find his television turned back on whilst it showing "Potatis_Invalid: The Life Story" with a new actor. It still sucked ass to him however.

Jessie

Commented 12 years ago2012-02-24 01:23:02 UTC Comment #34267

This was, of course, as he was actually seeing a porno with the title knocked off from the actual "Potatis_invalid: The Life Story". This explains the ass sucking he described.

Suparsonik

Commented 12 years ago2012-02-24 12:19:56 UTC Comment #34287

After watching it for a while, Joebama realized that the show was actually just a weird fetish porno with a knockoff name of the actual show. This was when Joebama changed the channel to the actual show and watched it suspensefully frozen to his seat.

Jessie

Commented 12 years ago2012-05-01 06:46:02 UTC Comment #34268

The temperature had fallen to -25 degrees Celcius. But Scotch and Potatis_invalid were starting to heat things back up.

Suparsonik

Commented 12 years ago2012-06-19 17:56:44 UTC Comment #34288

Probably heating things back up with some hot and steamy ass sucking action!

Jessie

Commented 12 years ago2012-06-19 19:45:34 UTC Comment #34269

So the porno and the show aren't that different. What's it to you?

Suparsonik

Commented 12 years ago2012-06-21 16:28:42 UTC Comment #34289

I don't know, but I'm still interested in it <3.

Jessie

Commented 12 years ago2012-09-21 04:37:26 UTC Comment #34270

So you should be. Anyway, yes, the... action continued. Now you finish the story!

Suparsonik

Commented 11 years ago2013-06-01 14:08:54 UTC Comment #34290

Suture changed the channel.

Jessie

Commented 11 years ago2013-10-07 12:06:54 UTC Comment #34271

THE END

Classic.

Suparsonik

Commented 9 years ago2015-08-16 04:14:08 UTC Comment #34291

You don't just turn off this story. THIS STORY ISN'T OVER UNTIL I SAY IT'S OVER!

2muchvideogames

Commented 8 years ago2016-01-28 10:16:43 UTC Comment #34284

"THIS IS MY STORY AND I'LL TELL IT THE WAY I WANT TO"

Tidus

Suparsonik

Commented 8 years ago2016-07-26 20:47:07 UTC Comment #34292

"HA HA HA HAAAAA!" - Tidus

Jessie

Commented 8 years ago2016-07-26 23:51:18 UTC Comment #34272

I mean, it's not going any more, so I guess you're wrong.

Suparsonik

Commented 8 years ago2016-07-30 00:53:15 UTC Comment #34293

As Jessie announces the story not going anymore, a giant acme crate full of dynamite falls on her head but miraculously doesn't kill her. That, is when she realizes that the story is not over yet.

Jessie

Commented 8 years ago2016-07-31 06:50:07 UTC Comment #34273

Ohhh no...

Alabastor_Twob

Commented 3 years ago2021-03-08 11:30:47 UTC Comment #103388

Yet no more was ever written. Could the author be a liar? Might this story actually be over?

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