Commented 10 years ago2014-07-25 14:06:11 UTCComment #35892
Good, you made it. Now, I can't tell you everything, but what I can tell you is this... Penguinboy created Dimbark. Dimbark is actually a highly-complex artificial lifeform, whose primary function is to integrate into this site and keep tabs on us. Oop, your tinfoil hat nearly fell off. Greys could've read your thoughts. Anyway. There's been a few past versions, but they were defective and people saw through them pretty easily. I'm talking gldsrcforever, and psilous. Why does PB want to keep tabs on us? Oh ho ho ho. Because, you see... he's a zombie. A cyber ninja zombie! Any questions? Your first assignment will begin at journal 904. Don't be late.
Penguinboy created Dimbark.
Dimbark is actually a highly-complex artificial lifeform, whose primary function is to integrate into this site and keep tabs on us.
Oop, your tinfoil hat nearly fell off. Greys could've read your thoughts.
Anyway. There's been a few past versions, but they were defective and people saw through them pretty easily. I'm talking gldsrcforever, and psilous.
Why does PB want to keep tabs on us?
Oh ho ho ho. Because, you see... he's a zombie.
A cyber ninja zombie!
Any questions? Your first assignment will begin at journal 904. Don't be late.