Journal #5543

Posted 15 years ago2009-01-03 10:42:41 UTC
Penguinboy PenguinboyHaha, I died again!
Wow. I've been going through some of my old forum posts and realised what a jerk I was back then. Admittedly, I'm still a jerk sometimes, but I like to think that I'm better than I was. I will continue to strive to remove all jerkiness, but you might have to be patient. :)

I've only really gotten better over the past year, so, for the times I was a jerk to you, the reader, I apologise. Please forgive me for being a twat.

In other news, I have a big programming project that has been in the works for about 6 months now. Some people (who join IRC every now and then) know of it, and I hope that it will be useful to everyone. I might announce it this month or next month, depending on how well I go. Please, if you do know what it is, don't spoil the surprise for everyone else! (Also, to those people who already know, if you catch me on IRC, there's some updates you might enjoy seeing)

Also, I've always wanted to use "pants" as an insult.

People who abuse exploits in Left 4 Dead are pants.

Did I do it right, British people? It's a British term, isn't it? I'm so confused right now.

20 Comments

Commented 15 years ago2009-01-03 10:50:04 UTC Comment #49898
Twister makes up for all the times you were an ass but I never noticed so whatever. At least you weren't as bad as me on my first few years here.

Pants is so lame by the way. Call it gay or lame.
Commented 15 years ago2009-01-03 10:54:47 UTC Comment #49903
But that would defeat the purpose of using "pants"! Don't worry, I don't plan on starting to use it in daily language, it's just such an odd insult that I simply had to use it at least once, after I heard it for the first time ages ago.

Apparently, this one guy sued a bank (or something) employee for changing his phone banking password from "x is pants" (x is the company name) to "no it's not". Don't know if the story is true or not, but the fact remains that "pants" (as an insult) is a humorous term :)
Commented 15 years ago2009-01-03 10:55:06 UTC Comment #49906
What if you like to jerk off? Does that make you a jerk?
Nah, in all seriousness.. we're all jerks in some way; some are just more than others.
Commented 15 years ago2009-01-03 11:09:47 UTC Comment #49915
It's okay. You got better before I arrived.
Commented 15 years ago2009-01-03 12:48:13 UTC Comment #49912
I think most people are jerks on the Internet, me included.
Commented 15 years ago2009-01-03 13:00:14 UTC Comment #49896
I still think you're a jerk. >:(

But seriously, new project is win, and Left 4 Dead exploiters are pants.
Commented 15 years ago2009-01-03 13:51:59 UTC Comment #49901
Penguinboy is pants.
Commented 15 years ago2009-01-03 15:19:58 UTC Comment #49899
Penguin. That story is indeed true.
Commented 15 years ago2009-01-03 15:45:40 UTC Comment #49897
You still are a jerk.

Actually more of an asshole.
Commented 15 years ago2009-01-03 17:16:47 UTC Comment #49900
Don't listen to Habboi.
Pants is an awesome insult. You'll find it used in such classics as Monty Python
Commented 15 years ago2009-01-03 19:18:47 UTC Comment #49910
Luke is underpants !
Commented 15 years ago2009-01-03 19:42:15 UTC Comment #49907
"Pants" isn't that great of an insult. "Wanker", "Nicompoop" and "Bloody Tart" are my favorites. But thats just me.
Commented 15 years ago2009-01-04 03:57:59 UTC Comment #49908
An apology from Pneguinboy? A pig flew to hell which sparked a subsequent ice-age.
Commented 15 years ago2009-01-04 06:49:49 UTC Comment #49911
I actualy like Penguinboy and his way of saying "no" at everything. Why he said he's a jerk ?
Commented 15 years ago2009-01-04 08:40:02 UTC Comment #49902
No.
Commented 15 years ago2009-01-04 09:12:22 UTC Comment #49905
We wub u 2. :>
Commented 15 years ago2009-01-05 05:07:45 UTC Comment #49913
"Pants" ?

No. You are doing it wrong.

For British effect, try something like:

Odious little wanker.
Detestable twat.
Insufferable oaf.
Pillock.
Dullard.
Dolt.
Dastard.
Bugger.
Turd.
Tosser.
Tosspot.

etc etc.
Commented 15 years ago2009-01-05 05:28:50 UTC Comment #49904
None of those are pants. I don't want British, I want pants :P
Commented 15 years ago2009-01-05 18:47:56 UTC Comment #49909
Yeah, I couldn't help cringing after reading some of my old posts recently.. /me was quite the asshole. 'pologies as well to anyone I may have offended back then, cough*Habboi*cough.
Commented 15 years ago2009-01-06 06:22:41 UTC Comment #49914
Be silenced, you infantile pillock.

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