For those who enjoy making a mockery of Satchmo's medical quizes:
An 18 year-old male comes in complaining of pain in his left hand. When the points out the sources of pain, they are in the shape of a triforce. Of the following, the most likely diagnosis is:
Linkitis
Common cold
He's faking it
Lupus
I thought I told you to ignore me, Luke.
But I have to say, it's quite hard to ignore such failure.
So what are you trying to do in this journal, anyway?
Says his left-hand in the post. =P
Right is wrong!
Left is best!
Go lefties!
Anyway, It's probably because he's a twit who didn't realise that branding his own hand with a triforce shaped cattle brand would hurt.
I'm left[handed] all alone in being left[handed]...
(I've got a feeling that I'm in the running for the gayest comment ever)
D: