Journal #5922

Quiznos has been doing ads like this too:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7LQpRQh2KSQ
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d9WT8tSjl7U
I guess it's the cool thing for fast food places to do nowadays. All of these ads are terrible. They should have at least made them funny.

Yea, I rememer those. Hell, I wish Quiznos was still only $4....

Beer companies have been doing things like this for years.

Personally I think it's a good ad, who said food has to be srys?

The lady looks very hungry to me. Because she is looking at that big sandwich like that.

I love that it's called the "super seven-incher"

"Fill your desire for something long, juicy, and flame grilled."

It was hard to see, with those blurred letters, but that's what it says.

Here, this is the complete text on the lower right hand corner on the ad which ATDestroy partily quoted from:

"Fill your desire for something long, juicy and flame-grilled with the new BK Super Seven Incher. Yearn for more after you taste the mind-blowing burger that comes with a single beef patty, topped with American cheese, crispy onions and the A.1. Thick & Hearty Steak Sauce."

Besides what ATDestroy pointed out, there's also that ending: "Thick & Hearty Steak Sauce".

Seven inches ain't that much.

True, 7 inches is not a whole lot when it comes to burgers or sandwiches. Heck, I once ate a 16 inch Philly cheese steak sandwich from this night spot in Philadelphia. That sandwich had a full 1 1/2 pounds of sirloin beef (24 ounces of beef)! Now that was a MAN's sandwich! Of course, I ended up paying over $10 for that sandwich.

So tell me, what self respecting man would ever eat this penis sandwich, given that it is the fast-food equivalent of sucking dick?

I sure as hell wouldn't eat it. I might stick it up my butt, but there is no way I'd eat it.

Pass on the onions and steak sauce. Oh wait, there's sexual innuendo in there? Unheard of!

@Mariowned: "I might stick it up my butt"? What the hell man, that's too much info!

lol Mario, your awesome.

On second thought, you know what Mariowned,...you might just as well eat it anyway, because it's going to pass through your butt eventually.

fuck, I hope they sell them here.

They should've called it the Phallus Burger.

"So tell me, what self respecting man would ever eat this penis sandwich, given that it is the fast-food equivalent of sucking dick?"
Somewone who like sucking dick?.. No, you are probably right. Who would eat fast food pussy, when I come to think of it?

did you get this off the onion or something? (no way this can be reel)