Journal #7996

Just got a criminal charge to either pay 50$ or go to jail for 14 days because of ID card misplacement. Can any of the yanks in the local area just pop in and fund me out. Cheers.

Just got invaded by Germany. Can any of the yanks in the local area just pop in and shoot the Nazis? Cheers.

Stojke - wat? ...and also, how does 50 dollars equate to 14 days in prison? 50 dollars is like 1-3 days wagers. 14 days in jail makes no sense for 50 dollar fine.

Carrying ID at all time is obligatory in some countries.

Just read the first two comments and audibly lol'd. Not sure why I found it so amusing but now I want more. Can any other TWHL members pitch in? Cheers.

No one could beat Madcow's.

Capitalism and Democracy Skals my man, what can i say
Any way, good news, i got the cash. Stoopid laws.

"Carrying ID at all time is obligatory in some countries."

Yeah, but here it actually ads to your wage as a police man, so they are all hyper ultra crazy and always write you down.

@Skals: "50 dollars is like 1-3 days wages."

What? More like 1-3 hours

No, no, he said "1-3 days WAGERS."
Which is probably still wrong.

Just found the One Ring. Can any of the yanks in the local area just pop in and drop it into Mount Doom. Cheers.

I'm a yank, but im busy with homework.
Might i suggest sending in the Xcom team

Having trouble thinking up a local yanks joke. Can any of the yanks in the local area just pop in and give me a hand. Cheers.

lol

ok that one was good too

Im a Yank, Ill bring my shotgun and beer, you Euro bastards.