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Texas Rangers (Compo 22)
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Texas Rangers (Compo 22) by
Taylor
Posted
18 years ago
2006-11-20 08:04:30 UTC
• Completed • Half-Life
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Name
Texas Rangers (Compo 22)
By
Taylor
Type
Mod
Engine
Goldsource
Game
Half-Life
Category
Completed
Created
18 years ago
2006-11-20 08:04:30 UTC
Updated
15 years ago
2009-08-24 08:05:13 UTC
Views
10447
Downloads
1838
Comments
35
Rating
4.63 (8)
Reviews
0
License: All Rights Reserved
Download (2.46mb)
This is my entry for Compo 22.
Just a few minutes from the life of Walker, Texas Ranger as he always is - godlike, and able to kill ANYONE, by simply looking at them.
Remember: The eyes of the Ranger are upon you.
35 Comments
Taylor
Commented
18 years ago
2006-11-20 08:08:31 UTC
Comment #13485
Oh yeah...only funny for those, who know Chuck Norris jokes...but I hope it's funny anyway:)
Exos
Commented
18 years ago
2006-11-20 10:38:28 UTC
Comment #13487
Who doesn't know Chuck Norris?
Madcow
Commented
18 years ago
2006-11-20 11:27:43 UTC
Comment #13489
Lol! That was hillarious.
Nice job!
Scripted_sequences could be more timed though.
Archie
Commented
18 years ago
2006-11-20 17:26:58 UTC
Comment #13493
hhahaha! fantastic!
Rimrook
Commented
18 years ago
2006-11-20 22:47:09 UTC
Comment #13496
How much wood would a wood chuck chuck if the wood chuck was chuck norris?
All of it.
(downloadings)
Taylor
Commented
18 years ago
2006-11-21 04:35:47 UTC
Comment #13498
Hahahahaaa!
I didn't know that one
Archie
Commented
18 years ago
2006-11-21 04:44:34 UTC
Comment #13499
Chuck Norris is currently suing the NBC due to the fact that Law and Order are copyrighted names for his right and left legs.
There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals that Chuck Norris allows to live.
When Chuck Norris falls in water, Chuck Norris doesn't get wet. Water gets Chuck Norris.
Taylor
Commented
18 years ago
2006-11-21 05:35:21 UTC
Comment #13501
My two favs:
Chuck Norris is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.
Chuck Norris's hand is the only hand that can beat a Royal Flush.
Madcow
Commented
18 years ago
2006-11-21 07:09:22 UTC
Comment #13502
I forgot to vote, 5 stars.
I laughed my ass off!
rowleybob
Commented
18 years ago
2006-11-21 17:47:24 UTC
Comment #13513
Frickin' hilarious!!1
I LOVED the Punching hand and the kicking boot... LOLOLOLOL!!1 XD
++Well-thought out script, voice acting
+The "Ranger" skins made me lol
+Beautiful cutscenes
+Very nice Brushwork/lighting/texturing
++Beginning "TV" shot well done
++Frickin' Hilarious!
Superb work, perfect for the compo!
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Taylor
Commented
18 years ago
2006-11-21 19:18:37 UTC
Comment #13520
Whoa, thanks rowley...guess that last 7 hours-in-a-row-mapping payed off:)
LCP
Commented
17 years ago
2006-11-23 14:50:54 UTC
Comment #13536
i dont know chuck norris whos he?
Taylor
Commented
17 years ago
2006-11-23 16:04:47 UTC
Comment #13538
The man, who's gonna kill you, because you dont'n know him
Jahzel
Commented
17 years ago
2006-11-23 18:18:40 UTC
Comment #13539
That was unbelievably good; I thoroughly enjoyed it
Archie
Commented
17 years ago
2006-11-26 07:46:25 UTC
Comment #13554
www.chucknorrisfacts.com
Dave932932
Commented
17 years ago
2006-11-28 19:55:41 UTC
Comment #13576
Damn the link is broken.
Taylor
Commented
17 years ago
2006-11-29 16:45:18 UTC
Comment #13578
uhm...no it's not.
Dave932932
Commented
17 years ago
2006-11-29 21:51:00 UTC
Comment #13581
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v621/dave932932/error.jpg
Taylor
Commented
17 years ago
2006-12-04 07:54:26 UTC
Comment #13602
Try it with FireFox, it works on my comp.
Dave932932
Commented
17 years ago
2006-12-19 20:17:15 UTC
Comment #13752
Does it only work with Firefox? Opera 9.0, IE 7 and Windows Explorer all come up with errors. Congrats on winning the compo!
Sajo
Commented
17 years ago
2007-01-08 14:18:30 UTC
Comment #13943
lol, loved the kick
LCP
Commented
17 years ago
2007-01-27 19:24:30 UTC
Comment #14074
umm it was ok
i liked the part where he beats up the marines
Archie
Commented
17 years ago
2007-02-14 04:37:43 UTC
Comment #14221
worked fine with Opera for me
Oskar Potatis
Commented
17 years ago
2007-10-27 16:56:11 UTC
Comment #15877
Your site is down, can you put it somewhere else please?
Taylor
Commented
16 years ago
2007-12-29 18:01:55 UTC
Comment #16181
Fixed.
Oskar Potatis
Commented
16 years ago
2008-07-21 17:49:18 UTC
Comment #16783
Thank you. Quite funny.
Qwertyus
Commented
15 years ago
2009-08-13 19:45:05 UTC
Comment #5634
Download link is dead. Can somebody fix this, please?
Taylor
Commented
15 years ago
2009-08-24 08:05:30 UTC
Comment #17726
Fixed, should work now.
YngwieMalmsteen
Commented
15 years ago
2009-09-15 18:29:35 UTC
Comment #17723
Gah, it ain't lettin me download it.
Daubster
Commented
15 years ago
2009-09-24 16:34:40 UTC
Comment #17762
Just re-played it.
Awesome stuff, a classic.
Ghost129er
Commented
12 years ago
2012-04-11 07:30:21 UTC
Comment #19916
Is this able to work with CSS? I would like to try it
Ghost129er
Commented
11 years ago
2013-03-15 11:23:11 UTC
Comment #20268
RE-UPLOAD! PLEASEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
Ghost129er
Commented
11 years ago
2013-05-18 16:09:13 UTC
Comment #20288
RE UPLOAD YOOOOOO
Alberto309
Commented
11 years ago
2013-08-18 13:12:31 UTC
Comment #20333
Broken link! Q_Q Fixxxx
Oskar Potatis
Commented
2 years ago
2022-02-15 17:10:29 UTC
Comment #104123
Download fixed. I hope you'll enjoy it. Personally, I didn't find this funny when I played it again after all these years. I used to love Chuck Norris jokes but I think I heard too many.
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Nice job!
Scripted_sequences could be more timed though.
All of it.
(downloadings)
There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals that Chuck Norris allows to live.
When Chuck Norris falls in water, Chuck Norris doesn't get wet. Water gets Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.
Chuck Norris's hand is the only hand that can beat a Royal Flush.
I laughed my ass off!
I LOVED the Punching hand and the kicking boot... LOLOLOLOL!!1 XD
++Well-thought out script, voice acting
+The "Ranger" skins made me lol
+Beautiful cutscenes
+Very nice Brushwork/lighting/texturing
++Beginning "TV" shot well done
++Frickin' Hilarious!
Superb work, perfect for the compo!
*****
i liked the part where he beats up the marines
Awesome stuff, a classic.