fore-warning Created 20 years ago2003-12-29 21:22:58 UTC by SuperMechaCow SuperMechaCow

Created 20 years ago2003-12-29 21:22:58 UTC by SuperMechaCow SuperMechaCow

Posted 20 years ago2003-12-29 21:22:58 UTC Post #9723
you ever wonder why nobody likes gamecube, so they just make really bad games for it? like darkened skye. it was so retarded that i won't even capitalize it's name.

why do people brag about how much better the ps2 is? "ooh! mine plays dvd's and flosses my teeth!". I mean, who really cares? my gamecube was made for one thing. to play games. that's the whole friggin reason why we have VIDEO GAME CONSOLES. if i wanna be a home fry and chill with my homies and (be a uppity moron, basically) watch 8-mile because it's the greatest movie ever simply because it's about a wigger, then i'll use my magical plastic box called the... VCR. Not a lot of people are old enough to remember what those are.

and people think gcube is stupid because they have little discs. That's about stupid. if you can fit a game onto a small disc then why bother to make a big one? they act like nintendo just made up little discs to be "cool". People are so stupid. I bought a few blank CD's the same size, so every other ignorant bastard can take his BIG cd and shove it up his ass (cuz they probably like it).

So, your ps2 has support for only two players and a big-ass plate of steel. oh boy. what a game machine.

by the way. i'm just babbling and i'm not a home fry. thanks for listening.
Posted 20 years ago2003-12-29 21:23:41 UTC Post #9725
and i meant to warn people about buying darkened skye because it's just gay.
Posted 20 years ago2003-12-29 21:51:18 UTC Post #9731
...hello. pretty funny how u said nuttin bout xbox. and vcr!? move with the times, its all bout the dvd now!
Posted 20 years ago2003-12-30 05:06:46 UTC Post #9757
WHO CARES
CONSOLES SUCK
DIE CONSOLES
DIE I SAY

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Seventh-Monkey Seventh-MonkeyPretty nifty
Posted 20 years ago2003-12-30 06:37:23 UTC Post #9762
i say to
Posted 20 years ago2003-12-30 08:09:40 UTC Post #9775
Consoles are great, but PC is better. There is so much games that made consoles so great... Golden eye for example...
Posted 20 years ago2003-12-30 08:45:42 UTC Post #9785
Consoles should stop trying to take over what the pc has been best at for so many years, I haven't seen a decent console fps since goldeneye/pd. I go in shops these days and see 6 different versions of a game, of course there isn't a bloody pc version though, as pc games are 'software' and relegated to pc world. I couldn't even pick up a single copy of call of duty in 5 shops I looked in yesterday!
Posted 20 years ago2003-12-30 09:26:29 UTC Post #9790
the fundamental thing here is that fpss dont actually work on consoles, which is why they stink. A gamepad is ridicualously limiting in terms of control methods and combinations, so every second ps2 game is about gangsters (and guess what: you steal cars and kill mo'! wow thats so cool its gotta be good!). Console players winge about how people say that consoles are dumbed down and simplified, but the fact is its true. If they wish to prove that they have brains then they should go and buy a PC and be introduced to a world of proper games, half-life, mediaeval total war, and all the other classics. At the very least it lets them hack their own missions for driver.
Posted 20 years ago2003-12-30 17:32:29 UTC Post #9842
there are some great games on consoles...

i like consoles! :nuts:
Posted 20 years ago2003-12-30 17:47:53 UTC Post #9843
yea. i didn't say anything about x-bix because nobody brags about it. that machine was made to be a "special" console. if it has a modem, then what's wrong with having a hard drive, right?

you will never see another shooter as good as pd and goldeneye. simply because the video gaming world is so screwed up nowadays. PCs are the only true gamer's friend.
Posted 20 years ago2003-12-30 18:28:02 UTC Post #9847
YAY! GAMECUBE LOVERS! WOOOHOOOO! I got mine to play games as well, to all you people who think extra features are important: SOD OFF!
PS2 Is evil but I have to admit it is good. XBox is great but needs better publicity. Gamecube is great, but N64 was the king. Perfect Dark, GoldenEye....
Posted 20 years ago2003-12-30 18:30:20 UTC Post #9849
Vassy... i think you've been reading my mind, stealing my opinions, and passing them off as your own... WAY TO GO!!!

Vassy just said EXACTLY what i've been thinking for months now.
Posted 20 years ago2003-12-30 19:00:46 UTC Post #9857
erm ..(starting mind control program)PC RULEZ PC RULEZ PC RULEZ PC RULEZ PC RULEZ PC RULEZ PC RULEZ PC RULEZ PC RULEZ PC RULEZ PC RULEZ PC RULEZ PC RULEZ PC RULEZ PC RULEZ PC RULEZ PC RULEZ PC RULEZ PC RULEZ PC RULEZ. so now all spread the word pc rulez. and vassy, HALF-LIFE IS THE BEST SHOOTER EVER YOU IDIOT
Posted 20 years ago2003-12-30 19:16:15 UTC Post #9858
HERE'S the proof no console owner can deny:
Consoles are bad because you can't map on them. ;)
Posted 20 years ago2003-12-30 20:15:22 UTC Post #9867
umm...timesplitters! timesplitters 2!lol, actually the map maker on that is pretty bullplop but with a little imagination u could cook up a murder mystery with the ts2 map maker. hey any1 seen hl 4 ps2? SO CRAP! they cut out so much of it!
Posted 20 years ago2003-12-31 05:57:39 UTC Post #9895
I reckon everything about PC is better. More fun, definitely. They break and luck up more :lol:

an' you can mod crap... and make your own! Wow.
Seventh-Monkey Seventh-MonkeyPretty nifty
Posted 20 years ago2003-12-31 09:36:37 UTC Post #9905
:) nothing to say more :)
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