This Bird Created 12 years ago2011-04-04 23:09:02 UTC by X-LAyer2 X-LAyer2

Created 12 years ago2011-04-04 23:09:02 UTC by X-LAyer2 X-LAyer2

Posted 12 years ago2011-04-04 23:09:02 UTC Post #293011
Spring has arrived and with it the Robins have returned. But this season there's one odd Robin. Everyday I wake up at 6:00, there is this robin and he sits and pecks at the window. I go to school come home around 3:00 he's STILL there pecking at the window. He doesn't seem very fearful, although he will fly away but only if you get right up to window. I remember a few years back there was a nest of babies in a bush in front of the window and I was curious so I fed the chicks (don't freak out about the mom never coming back because she did) my Mom said she thinks it's one of the babies and now it wants food but I'm doubtful of that. What's this birds problem?
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Posted 12 years ago2011-04-04 23:11:33 UTC Post #293012
It loves you. That's the problem.
Rimrook RimrookSince 2003
Posted 12 years ago2011-04-04 23:30:25 UTC Post #293014
Beat it with a stick.
Dimbeak DimbeakRotten Bastard
Posted 12 years ago2011-04-04 23:43:52 UTC Post #293015
now why would I do that, he's not causing any harm, besides to himself maybe
Posted 12 years ago2011-04-04 23:50:36 UTC Post #293016
He's trying to send you a message. It's probably in Morse code.
Oskar Potatis Oskar Potatis🦔
Posted 12 years ago2011-04-05 01:31:50 UTC Post #293021
Yeah, probably an insulting one.

Birds don't like humans.
Crollo CrolloTrollo
Posted 12 years ago2011-04-05 03:49:01 UTC Post #293023
Probably not one of the babies. Too much time in between for the bird to develop such a behaviour. It's probably just retarded.
Madcow MadcowSpy zappin my udder
Posted 12 years ago2011-04-05 04:19:47 UTC Post #293024
it wants Your... COCO PUFFS ! ! !NOW!
Posted 12 years ago2011-04-05 04:31:20 UTC Post #293028
Leave a recorder while you're out and check for morse afterwards. Potatis might be right after all.
Posted 12 years ago2011-04-05 05:56:22 UTC Post #293032
if it makes you feel any better, watch the film 'the birds'
Posted 12 years ago2011-04-05 19:24:16 UTC Post #293057
I don't know morse code and if I did would I really want to know what he was saying. he could be sending me death threats and that he's gonna call his army to come and kill me, it'll be just like 'The Birds' just watch tomorrow there'll be two then three and so on until the house is surrounded.
Posted 12 years ago2011-04-05 19:39:35 UTC Post #293060
Beat it with a stick.
Dimbeak DimbeakRotten Bastard
Posted 12 years ago2011-04-05 22:16:39 UTC Post #293071
Update: One of the stray cats that lives across the street came and sat under the bush,scared off the bird,hasn't come back yet.
Posted 12 years ago2011-04-05 22:21:31 UTC Post #293073
I think he wants to cut your belly and live amongst your warm insides like you're a ton-ton.
Posted 12 years ago2011-04-05 22:32:19 UTC Post #293074
After walking a bit around your neighborhood, I have developed a friendship with the bird and developed it's plan.
1. Exterminate the cat
2. Break through the glass window
3. Fly through the house, hitting the toaster
4. Fly behind a refridgerator
5. When the human is not looking, sneak into the toaster
6. MAGIC FOOD! (And, the human probably cuts himself off the broken glass.)
Dimbeak DimbeakRotten Bastard
Posted 12 years ago2011-04-11 14:51:17 UTC Post #293412
Clearly it's plotting to destroy you. I mean, look at its face!
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