What's the difference between a duck?
One of its legs is both the same.
(I don't get it or find it funny either)
Jokes.
Created 19 years ago2004-08-13 08:41:31 UTC by
BrattyLord
Created 19 years ago2004-08-13 08:41:31 UTC by
BrattyLord
Posted 19 years ago2004-08-22 10:45:47 UTC
Post #52813
Jahzel: No. Although things might've changed. I last went over about 2 years ago
What's the difference between a duck?
One of its legs is both the same.
(I don't get it or find it funny either)
What's the difference between a duck?
One of its legs is both the same.
(I don't get it or find it funny either)
Posted 19 years ago2004-09-06 03:53:40 UTC
Post #56871
Osama say "we are don't like whit USA" We are don't use all produc from USA. Pesst... do you know Osama forget he's use USA underware (made in USA)....hahahaha!!! 
Posted 19 years ago2004-09-06 03:56:55 UTC
Post #56872
Uhh... right...
Posted 19 years ago2004-09-06 07:41:20 UTC
Post #56903
A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a
handyman-type and started
canvassing a wealthy neighborhood. She went to the front door of the
first house and asked the owner
if he had any jobs for her to do.
"Well, you can paint my porch. How much will you charge?"
The blonde said "How about 50 dollars?"
The man agreed and told her that the paint and other materials that she
might need were in the garage.
The man's wife, inside the house, heard the conversation and said to her
husband, "Does she realize
that the porch goes all the way around the house?"
The man replied, "She should; she was standing on it."
A short time later, the blonde came to the door to collect her money.
"You're finished already?" he asked.
"Yes," the blonde answered, "and I had paint left over, so I gave it two
coats."
Impressed, the man reached in his pocket for the $50.
"And by the way," the blonde added, "it's not a Porch, it's a Ferrari."
handyman-type and started
canvassing a wealthy neighborhood. She went to the front door of the
first house and asked the owner
if he had any jobs for her to do.
"Well, you can paint my porch. How much will you charge?"
The blonde said "How about 50 dollars?"
The man agreed and told her that the paint and other materials that she
might need were in the garage.
The man's wife, inside the house, heard the conversation and said to her
husband, "Does she realize
that the porch goes all the way around the house?"
The man replied, "She should; she was standing on it."
A short time later, the blonde came to the door to collect her money.
"You're finished already?" he asked.
"Yes," the blonde answered, "and I had paint left over, so I gave it two
coats."
Impressed, the man reached in his pocket for the $50.
"And by the way," the blonde added, "it's not a Porch, it's a Ferrari."
Posted 19 years ago2004-09-06 11:12:20 UTC
Post #56926
Hahaha, nice 
Posted 19 years ago2004-09-06 16:07:19 UTC
Post #57019
BWAHAHH!!! that is messed up. Thats one for the books...
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