Texas Rangers (Compo 22)

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Texas Rangers (Compo 22) by Taylor
Posted 16 years ago2006-11-20 08:04:30 UTC • Completed • Half-Life
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Texas Rangers (Compo 22)
Taylor Taylor
16 years ago2006-11-20 08:04:30 UTC
13 years ago2009-08-24 08:05:13 UTC
4.63 (8)
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This is my entry for Compo 22.

Just a few minutes from the life of Walker, Texas Ranger as he always is - godlike, and able to kill ANYONE, by simply looking at them.

Remember: The eyes of the Ranger are upon you.


Commented 16 years ago2006-11-20 08:08:31 UTC Comment #13485
Oh yeah...only funny for those, who know Chuck Norris jokes...but I hope it's funny anyway:)
Commented 16 years ago2006-11-20 10:38:28 UTC Comment #13487
Who doesn't know Chuck Norris?
Commented 16 years ago2006-11-20 11:27:43 UTC Comment #13489
Lol! That was hillarious.
Nice job!

Scripted_sequences could be more timed though. :)
Commented 16 years ago2006-11-20 17:26:58 UTC Comment #13493
hhahaha! fantastic!
Commented 16 years ago2006-11-20 22:47:09 UTC Comment #13496
How much wood would a wood chuck chuck if the wood chuck was chuck norris?

All of it.

Commented 16 years ago2006-11-21 04:35:47 UTC Comment #13498
Hahahahaaa! :D I didn't know that one :)
Commented 16 years ago2006-11-21 04:44:34 UTC Comment #13499
Chuck Norris is currently suing the NBC due to the fact that Law and Order are copyrighted names for his right and left legs.

There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals that Chuck Norris allows to live.

When Chuck Norris falls in water, Chuck Norris doesn't get wet. Water gets Chuck Norris.
Commented 16 years ago2006-11-21 05:35:21 UTC Comment #13501
My two favs:

Chuck Norris is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.

Chuck Norris's hand is the only hand that can beat a Royal Flush.
Commented 16 years ago2006-11-21 07:09:22 UTC Comment #13502
I forgot to vote, 5 stars.
I laughed my ass off!
Commented 16 years ago2006-11-21 17:47:24 UTC Comment #13513
Frickin' hilarious!!1 :P

I LOVED the Punching hand and the kicking boot... LOLOLOLOL!!1 XD

++Well-thought out script, voice acting
+The "Ranger" skins made me lol
+Beautiful cutscenes
+Very nice Brushwork/lighting/texturing
++Beginning "TV" shot well done
++Frickin' Hilarious!

Superb work, perfect for the compo!
Commented 16 years ago2006-11-21 19:18:37 UTC Comment #13520
Whoa, thanks rowley...guess that last 7 hours-in-a-row-mapping payed off:)
Commented 16 years ago2006-11-23 14:50:54 UTC Comment #13536
i dont know chuck norris whos he?
Commented 16 years ago2006-11-23 16:04:47 UTC Comment #13538
The man, who's gonna kill you, because you dont'n know him :D
Commented 16 years ago2006-11-23 18:18:40 UTC Comment #13539
That was unbelievably good; I thoroughly enjoyed it ;)
Commented 16 years ago2006-11-26 07:46:25 UTC Comment #13554
Commented 15 years ago2006-11-28 19:55:41 UTC Comment #13576
Damn the link is broken.
Commented 15 years ago2006-11-29 16:45:18 UTC Comment #13578
uhm...no it's not.
Commented 15 years ago2006-12-04 07:54:26 UTC Comment #13602
Try it with FireFox, it works on my comp.
Commented 15 years ago2006-12-19 20:17:15 UTC Comment #13752
Does it only work with Firefox? Opera 9.0, IE 7 and Windows Explorer all come up with errors. Congrats on winning the compo!
Commented 15 years ago2007-01-08 14:18:30 UTC Comment #13943
lol, loved the kick :P
Commented 15 years ago2007-01-27 19:24:30 UTC Comment #14074
umm it was ok
i liked the part where he beats up the marines
Commented 15 years ago2007-02-14 04:37:43 UTC Comment #14221
worked fine with Opera for me
Commented 15 years ago2007-10-27 16:56:11 UTC Comment #15877
Your site is down, can you put it somewhere else please?
Commented 14 years ago2007-12-29 18:01:55 UTC Comment #16181
Commented 14 years ago2008-07-21 17:49:18 UTC Comment #16783
Thank you. Quite funny.
Commented 13 years ago2009-08-13 19:45:05 UTC Comment #5634
Download link is dead. Can somebody fix this, please?
Commented 13 years ago2009-08-24 08:05:30 UTC Comment #17726
Fixed, should work now.
Commented 13 years ago2009-09-15 18:29:35 UTC Comment #17723
Gah, it ain't lettin me download it.
Commented 13 years ago2009-09-24 16:34:40 UTC Comment #17762
Just re-played it.
Awesome stuff, a classic.
Commented 10 years ago2012-04-11 07:30:21 UTC Comment #19916
Is this able to work with CSS? I would like to try it :)
Commented 9 years ago2013-03-15 11:23:11 UTC Comment #20268
Commented 9 years ago2013-05-18 16:09:13 UTC Comment #20288
Commented 9 years ago2013-08-18 13:12:31 UTC Comment #20333
Broken link! Q_Q Fixxxx
Commented 9 months ago2022-02-15 17:10:29 UTC Comment #104123
Download fixed. I hope you'll enjoy it. Personally, I didn't find this funny when I played it again after all these years. I used to love Chuck Norris jokes but I think I heard too many.

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