Texas Rangers (Compo 22)

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Texas Rangers (Compo 22) by Taylor
Posted 12 years ago2006-11-20 08:04:30 UTC • Completed • Half-Life
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Texas Rangers (Compo 22)
Taylor Taylor
12 years ago2006-11-20 08:04:30 UTC
10 years ago2009-08-24 08:05:13 UTC
4.88 (8)
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This is my entry for Compo 22.

Just a few minutes from the life of Walker, Texas Ranger as he always is - godlike, and able to kill ANYONE, by simply looking at them.

Remember: The eyes of the Ranger are upon you.


Commented 12 years ago2006-11-20 08:08:31 UTC Comment #13485
Oh yeah...only funny for those, who know Chuck Norris jokes...but I hope it's funny anyway:)
Commented 12 years ago2006-11-20 10:38:28 UTC Comment #13487
Who doesn't know Chuck Norris?
Commented 12 years ago2006-11-20 11:27:43 UTC Comment #13489
Lol! That was hillarious.
Nice job!

Scripted_sequences could be more timed though. :)
Commented 12 years ago2006-11-20 17:26:58 UTC Comment #13493
hhahaha! fantastic!
Commented 12 years ago2006-11-20 22:47:09 UTC Comment #13496
How much wood would a wood chuck chuck if the wood chuck was chuck norris?

All of it.

Commented 12 years ago2006-11-21 04:35:47 UTC Comment #13498
Hahahahaaa! :D I didn't know that one :)
Commented 12 years ago2006-11-21 04:44:34 UTC Comment #13499
Chuck Norris is currently suing the NBC due to the fact that Law and Order are copyrighted names for his right and left legs.

There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals that Chuck Norris allows to live.

When Chuck Norris falls in water, Chuck Norris doesn't get wet. Water gets Chuck Norris.
Commented 12 years ago2006-11-21 05:35:21 UTC Comment #13501
My two favs:

Chuck Norris is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.

Chuck Norris’ hand is the only hand that can beat a Royal Flush.
Commented 12 years ago2006-11-21 07:09:22 UTC Comment #13502
I forgot to vote, 5 stars.
I laughed my ass off!
Commented 12 years ago2006-11-21 17:47:24 UTC Comment #13513
Frickin' hilarious!!1 :P

I LOVED the Punching hand and the kicking boot... LOLOLOLOL!!1 XD

++Well-thought out script, voice acting
+The "Ranger" skins made me lol
+Beautiful cutscenes
+Very nice Brushwork/lighting/texturing
++Beginning "TV" shot well done
++Frickin' Hilarious!

Superb work, perfect for the compo!
Commented 12 years ago2006-11-21 19:18:37 UTC Comment #13520
Whoa, thanks rowley...guess that last 7 hours-in-a-row-mapping payed off:)
Commented 12 years ago2006-11-23 14:50:54 UTC Comment #13536
i dont know chuck norris whos he?
Commented 12 years ago2006-11-23 16:04:47 UTC Comment #13538
The man, who's gonna kill you, because you dont'n know him :D
Commented 12 years ago2006-11-23 18:18:40 UTC Comment #13539
That was unbelievably good; I thoroughly enjoyed it ;)
Commented 12 years ago2006-11-26 07:46:25 UTC Comment #13554
Commented 12 years ago2006-11-28 19:55:41 UTC Comment #13576
Damn the link is broken.
Commented 12 years ago2006-11-29 16:45:18 UTC Comment #13578
uhm...no it's not.
Commented 12 years ago2006-12-04 07:54:26 UTC Comment #13602
Try it with FireFox, it works on my comp.
Commented 12 years ago2006-12-19 20:17:15 UTC Comment #13752
Does it only work with Firefox? Opera 9.0, IE 7 and Windows Explorer all come up with errors. Congrats on winning the compo!
Commented 12 years ago2007-01-08 14:18:30 UTC Comment #13943
lol, loved the kick :P
Commented 12 years ago2007-01-27 19:24:30 UTC Comment #14074
umm it was ok
i liked the part where he beats up the marines
Commented 12 years ago2007-02-14 04:37:43 UTC Comment #14221
worked fine with Opera for me
Commented 11 years ago2007-10-27 16:56:11 UTC Comment #15877
Your site is down, can you put it somewhere else please?
Commented 11 years ago2007-12-29 18:01:55 UTC Comment #16181
Commented 11 years ago2008-07-21 17:49:18 UTC Comment #16783
Thank you. Quite funny.
Commented 10 years ago2009-08-13 19:45:05 UTC Comment #5634
Download link is dead. Can somebody fix this, please?
Commented 10 years ago2009-08-24 08:05:30 UTC Comment #17726
Fixed, should work now.
Commented 10 years ago2009-09-15 18:29:35 UTC Comment #17723
Gah, it ain't lettin me download it.
Commented 9 years ago2009-09-24 16:34:40 UTC Comment #17762
Just re-played it.
Awesome stuff, a classic.
Commented 7 years ago2012-04-11 07:30:21 UTC Comment #19916
Is this able to work with CSS? I would like to try it :)
Commented 6 years ago2013-03-15 11:23:11 UTC Comment #20268
Commented 6 years ago2013-05-18 16:09:13 UTC Comment #20288
Commented 6 years ago2013-08-18 13:12:31 UTC Comment #20333
Broken link! Q_Q Fixxxx

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