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Tuna is confused

how he got here

he does not know.

I have lived all my life under the sea yet I appear here in the dark, alone and gasping for air

blue without air my lungs collapse slowly

before I am put back in the sea by some godly hand

and a booming voice

it says

"Hunter is a fat cunt"

What this means I know not, I believe it to be a sign, suddenly I feel a burning desire to kill urby and make love to rimrook.

This is fuelled by skype, which as a lowly fish I have no comprehension of.

Also Madcow is shit.