Journal #465

Ah, I feel little angels and Alien controllers fluttering in the air and gently chirping, for I, my friends, am in love! The girl's name is Anhelica (pretty cool, huh) and she is the only female being of this species (homo sapiens) that actually gives a crap about Half-Life. When I started talking to her, she said: "I'm probably the only one who actually chases scientists around with a crowbar and makes them scream like little Japanese schoolgirls." That was exactly the feeling I had ever since I cracked my first scientist skull. When I heard that phrase, I was, like, "Will you marry me?" And she was, like, "Lemme think about it..." So now I am overflowed with emotion, and, since my computer is fixed, I shall map cruel and/or unusual punishments for Walter & Company. Ahhhh faints