Journal #5649

Posted 15 years ago2009-02-26 14:56:43 UTC
Rimrook RimrookSince 2003
This has turned into a Fun Journal. Enjoy!

As a serious Journal note:

Recently I thought of a simple and possibly fun experimental mini-mini mod idea. Believe it or not, HL can have up to 16 levelchanges in a single map. I've seen no more than 4 in HL and most mods are rather linear in path. What if a gridular setup was done? Like a 4x4 (16 total maps) layout of a part of a world. The paths would be many and exploration and discovery would be greatly promoted as the player would have to decide where to go and look around. Also, randomized events could vary the gameplay in a variety of ways on each map, making things renew as you go. The player would have to perform tasks and solve puzzles to unlock new areas of the 'world'.

A simple idea is to make something like the Xen world with teleportals that take you to the next square over based on which one you go in.

A more elaborate idea is a really hardcore 'escape from Black Mesa' where the player has to figure something out on their own.

Now, back to you regularly scheduled crap:

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26 Comments

Commented 15 years ago2009-02-26 15:05:34 UTC Comment #40924
You have nothing better to do? Like mapping/modeling?
Commented 15 years ago2009-02-26 15:07:12 UTC Comment #40925
I'm at work... Modelling... and rendering which provides odd segments of down time.
Commented 15 years ago2009-02-26 15:26:40 UTC Comment #40923
This is the sort of thing that forum bots use, isn't it?
Commented 15 years ago2009-02-26 17:14:07 UTC Comment #40939
What about 6D ...
This idea can be use to make something like "Gta Half-Life"
Commented 15 years ago2009-02-26 17:41:26 UTC Comment #40922
I was particularly fond on the part abouts Ants cock, i wonder where you did get the inspiration.
Commented 15 years ago2009-02-26 18:08:21 UTC Comment #40931
For gods sake, you walk over to the HL2 side and you want to go back! TAKE THE PLUNGE!

Neat idea.
Commented 15 years ago2009-02-26 18:27:34 UTC Comment #40926
... yeah, somedays I get wild with ideas. I think I will take that offer and map tonight. Source map that is. :P

To put it simply from the text above: why hasn't anyone tried it yet? Hell, 5 Ways to Die was an epic success!

I haven't forgot about that 6Doohicky.
Commented 15 years ago2009-02-26 19:15:05 UTC Comment #40943
16 map changes? pretty cool, but then you need at least 17 maps to make use of them. Thats a lot of compiling.
Commented 15 years ago2009-02-26 19:29:56 UTC Comment #40927
If you remember the Silo with the tentacles, I think that has 4 maybe 5 level changes in it. I would simply make it, being grid like, one transition in each direction, north, south, east, and west.
Commented 15 years ago2009-02-26 21:02:12 UTC Comment #40938
Rim your mod idea sounds intriguing, even if i'm not quite sure what you mean... sounds like it would be fun/hard to map for.

And yeah, the bit with Ant's cock and PB is pretty good... i actually cried a little LOLing:

Should Penguinboy celebrate Ant's cock?

P

Commented 15 years ago2009-02-26 21:33:09 UTC Comment #40944
YES!
Commented 15 years ago2009-02-27 00:17:20 UTC Comment #40946
What sentance generator did you use?
Commented 15 years ago2009-02-27 03:00:16 UTC Comment #40934
Will an erection mount TheGrimReafer?
Lol, but wtf all the same.
Commented 15 years ago2009-02-27 04:10:47 UTC Comment #40933
This sounds strikingly similiar to Heart of Evil, which was just annoying as hell because 90 percent of the time you had absolutely no idea where you were going or what you were doing, and you'd just end up totally lost in this maze of maps. As far as I'm concerned, any more than 4 level changes per map is downright confusing to the player. I even remember getting mixed up the first time I went through Office Complex.
Commented 15 years ago2009-02-27 12:15:10 UTC Comment #40940
I lol'd at this randomly generated sentence :
What if the government work(s) like a cow?
Commented 15 years ago2009-02-27 13:25:54 UTC Comment #40942
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Commented 15 years ago2009-02-27 15:09:51 UTC Comment #40928
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...so wrong. :|
Try it
Commented 15 years ago2009-02-27 16:19:33 UTC Comment #40941
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Commented 15 years ago2009-02-27 17:49:37 UTC Comment #40935
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EDIT: Speaking of, havent seen him for a while.

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Commented 15 years ago2009-02-27 18:02:09 UTC Comment #40945
He dissapeared?! OH MY GOD!!! TWHL WILL NEVER BE UPDATED AGAIN!!! D:
Lol.
Commented 15 years ago2009-02-27 18:19:52 UTC Comment #40937
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Second last sentance is just... wrong.
Commented 15 years ago2009-02-27 18:38:54 UTC Comment #40929
ValvE degrades virgin snails... shame.
Commented 15 years ago2009-02-28 00:55:54 UTC Comment #40936
Shame on ValvE.
Commented 15 years ago2009-02-28 15:11:40 UTC Comment #40932
How do snails have sex anyway?
Commented 15 years ago2009-02-28 16:15:03 UTC Comment #40930
Here, Satchmo. All your answers.

watch
Commented 11 years ago2013-06-20 00:17:33 UTC Comment #40947
Nuts.

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