Journal #5946

Older than the actual bible

But you know the saying..."Oldies, but goodies".

"But you know the saying...'Oldies, but goodies'."
I don't.

"NOTE: IGOD IS MEANT TO BE USED FOR FUN.
A SENSE OF HUMOR IS RECOMMENDED."

facepalm
I wish God still smited people, then these idiots would get what they deserve. iGod my ass.

"I wish God still smited people"

Super-lol.

@potatis_invalid: I don't blame you for not knowing that saying, after all, it is old as dirt and hardly ever mentioned in modern pop-culture English. But it does exist, mostly used in old music record shops.

@JeffMOD and Luke: I agree. And as for God smiting people, that's reserved for Judgment Day, which is coming soon I hear.

"which is coming soon I hear"

Super-lolx2.

Just keep lol'ing.

Me: Hello. When Is the end of the world?

God: Hello friend. What is your name? When is not the important thing. what's important is what we do with the time we are give.

Me: I asked you a question.

God: What was the question?

Me: When is the end of the world?

God: When is not the important thing. What's
important is what we do with the time we are give.

Me: Balls.

God: Can you speak any foreign languages?

Me: Go to hell.

Oh wow, now I got into a never ending loop with it. Cleverbot is more intelligent than this.

This iGod chat room is a flash app, so with that said they most likely used actionscript to program the so called "AI". Now, I don't know too much about flash or actionscripting programming, but I am sure it does have it's limits when it comes to doing something as complicated as artificial intelligence behavior. C++ is normally better suited for this kind of stuff.

I wouldn't do this in Flash. However, ActionScript is based on ECMAScript (think JavaScript) which is a pretty good language IMO, has classes, strings, arrays, math functions etc. It's probably easier to program something like this in ActionScript than to program it in C++ even if you know them both.

@ATDestroy:
ROFL!
Fake AI is so hilarious.

oLord.

correction - iLord

Hey, I have a new idea - why don't we all post iGod conversations where we're trying to get him to make vague sexual references! That'd be hilarious and innovative!

I still think telling god to go to hell was pretty amusing.

Hey ATDestroy, remind me never to stand by your side during a lightning storm, He,he.

Cockney + iGod = lol

"Me:
Well I'll be a monkey's uncle, I'm chatting with God! Or at least, iGod
God:
Well that's okay. How do you plan to do this? When do you think artificial intelligence will replace lawyers?
Me:
Why guv, when the fat lady sings of course
God:
It goes without saying. Why did the robot cross the road?
Me:
To go to the pub. Maybe 'e wanted some oil
God:
What is stopping you? Perhaps. I think e wanted some oil is a lot of things.
Me:
What the bleedin 'ell are you on about?
God:
Try expression yourself another way."

Edit: I just found out that it's sexist

"Me:
What is your gender?
God:
I am a Male, of course. Would you really expect a woman to be running the show?. Are you a man or a woman?"