Journal #6550

Posted 14 years ago2010-05-07 14:28:54 UTC
monster_urby monster_urbyGoldsourcerer
I have a friend who is half South-African and half German. His German father, Detlef, is a chef. His grasp of the English language is pretty good, however with most foreign people, he gets confused with regards to homonyms. The pub where he works recently changed their menu and one of the new meals was "Battered Haddock." The first day using the new menu, the landlord was getting ready to open the doors when he heard an incredible racket emanating from the kitchen. He rushed in to see what was going on, only to see Detlef beating the shit out of a cold dead fish with a large rolling pin.

6 Comments

Commented 14 years ago2010-05-07 14:34:17 UTC Comment #42834
I would love to have seen that. :D
Commented 14 years ago2010-05-07 16:14:10 UTC Comment #42836
I'm a chef myself, I laughed. Isnt "battered" a crunchy bread layer baked in hot oil?
Commented 14 years ago2010-05-07 16:26:59 UTC Comment #42833
Cool story, bro.
Commented 14 years ago2010-05-07 17:12:48 UTC Comment #42837
Needs a photo :P
Commented 14 years ago2010-05-08 10:28:43 UTC Comment #42832
That's right raver. :)

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