Random stuff my 4 year old sister says.
On Garbage day: "Nobody throws trash away, even if they're frogs."
On Rhyming: "Glasses rhymes with... asses!"
On the Outdoors: "Did you know there's dirt under the grass?"
On restrooms: "If you didn't have a butt you couldn't go to the bathroom."
She's obviously never seen a penis before. You should show her what it looks like.
Seriously what the fuck?