Reasons why a crying christian kid called Isaac can beat every half life character

Posted 3 weeks ago2024-08-24 13:42:35 UTC
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Reason 1: Isaac has a better arsenal of gadgets etc. (he can fly or throw exploding tears)
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Can make deals with the angel and the devil also...

Reason 2: God can intervein events for his favor and Isaac can call powerful allies to his fights.

Reason 3: Isaac is more endurable (physically and psychologically).Isaac takes no damage from falling and can survive explosions and such.

Reason 4: Eden. No elaborating words... too self-explanatory. (Wsaac)
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Reason 5: Isaac can come in many versions.(Lazarus for example)

Reason 6: W ending . In this reason, Isaac proves hisself to be more real than Half life characters.
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Honorable mentions:
Better modding community than half life's:
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Better character design (hdtf and blue shift are an exception):
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(too f#cking cute!!)
(when you compare him to Gordon Freeman and Adrian Shephard you can see how dull they are)
You can see how mighty Isaac is after reading this...

4 Comments

Commented 3 weeks ago2024-08-24 13:55:58 UTC Comment #106325
Don't dare to touch my precious TBOI if you're 13 yo or something 😭.
Commented 1 week ago2024-09-04 23:09:23 UTC Comment #106367
If this is a birthday journal it's probably the most obscure one yet... well done.
Commented 1 week ago2024-09-05 08:16:53 UTC Comment #106369
If this is a birthday journal it's probably the most obscure one yet... well done.
Ah I forgot that you people do cryptic journals during your birthdays. I should've done that 3 days before.
Commented 2 days ago2024-09-13 20:25:19 UTC Comment #106395
Never played that game. Is it good?

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