Improvements on the horizon...

Posted 15 years ago2009-04-01 03:56:24 UTC
Penguinboy PenguinboyHaha, I died again!
I decided to make forum searching faster, so I used my newly required query optimisation knowledge and made it about 1000 times faster. What used to take 10 seconds (or more) now takes about 0.2 seconds, max. Uni is good for something after all, eh?

Anyway, forum search should work much faster, and give more accurate results. Note that it no longer searches thread titles because that was one of the things slowing it down (which is why it's now called "Forum Posts" search.)

I'd add more search options, but that brings us to the second point of the news: I'm recoding TWHL. Again. It's not going to be done fast, but it'll be done better. I'm not taking suggestions, because functionality will be mostly the same (or, in some cases, exactly how they should have functioned if they were implemented in the first place.) Obviously there'll be improvements, but that's for another time.

50 Comments

Commented 15 years ago2009-04-01 05:22:09 UTC Comment #99169
You talking about James E. Hansen? D: Anyway good stuff mate. Always good to improve a website. I really need to figure out why my blog screws up in IE.
Commented 15 years ago2009-04-01 05:34:09 UTC Comment #99170
APRIL FOOLS.
It's still slow and clunky and TWHL is staying broken. Enjoy the rest of your day.
Commented 15 years ago2009-04-01 05:35:17 UTC Comment #99171
Damn Strider haxing my newses >:(
EDIT: it was actually Daubster >:(

To clarify: I didn't write the italics stuff >_>
Commented 15 years ago2009-04-01 05:37:46 UTC Comment #99172
I SO CONFUSED
Commented 15 years ago2009-04-01 05:38:04 UTC Comment #99173
I love it how we can't even trust our fellow mods not to make a joke out of such business.
Commented 15 years ago2009-04-01 05:59:24 UTC Comment #99174
Wow, that was an April Fools? Sheesh I expected something on par to Interlopers. :S
Commented 15 years ago2009-04-01 06:01:04 UTC Comment #99175
Was it an April Fools, though?
Commented 15 years ago2009-04-01 06:01:44 UTC Comment #99176
Dont blame me, I posted legit news. It was Daubster who tried to make a joke out of it :/
Commented 15 years ago2009-04-01 06:06:43 UTC Comment #99177
whistles innocently
Commented 15 years ago2009-04-01 06:08:08 UTC Comment #99178
Hey, that's the first sighting of ZombieLoffe I've witnessed for quite a while.
Commented 15 years ago2009-04-01 06:30:24 UTC Comment #99179
So really, the real Aprils Fools was a fake April Fools that fooled us into thinking it was real?

headsplosion
Commented 15 years ago2009-04-01 07:07:16 UTC Comment #99180
Well it worked so uh congrats. I got beat.
Commented 15 years ago2009-04-01 08:17:44 UTC Comment #99181
Only because I opened the comment page I noticed it's actualy 1 april ...

66.39.130.58
Commented 15 years ago2009-04-01 11:24:14 UTC Comment #99182
Will TWHL use (valid) XHTML this time?
I know what you are thinking. No, I won't rant about it.
Commented 15 years ago2009-04-01 16:06:00 UTC Comment #99183
'Actual credit goes to a strange man in a suit with a briefcase who provided the funds for TWHL to be hosted on NASA state-of-the-art space-age superservers.'
Hahaha. G-man wants TWHL in his power.
And PB, how did you miss that it was him? Next time you see him, tell him I said 'hi'.
Commented 15 years ago2009-04-01 19:51:22 UTC Comment #99184
Oh god, searching the forums is actually bearable again. Thanks a million!
Commented 15 years ago2009-04-01 20:46:40 UTC Comment #99185
It's April 1st, you realize. He even issued a warning about false newsposts yesterday night in the shoutbox. And I'm stating the obviouse again.
Commented 15 years ago2009-04-01 22:22:39 UTC Comment #99186
ALRIGHT GUYS!
Lets hit 200 posts! I'm being totally Serial!

+1 Poast.
Commented 15 years ago2009-04-01 23:18:09 UTC Comment #99187
So is the forum index search used to search the titles? Or has that existed all along and contained some functionality I am totally unaware of? Because the index still takes 5 minutes to search. And when you get the results, they aren't even at all related to what you searched for.
Commented 15 years ago2009-04-02 01:42:15 UTC Comment #99188
Rimrook, I'm not sure the support is here this time for the idea.
Commented 15 years ago2009-04-02 04:09:13 UTC Comment #99189
srry: the index search was an experiment that never worked, i just forgot to delete it. Use forum posts search, the index does nothing.
deletes it
Commented 15 years ago2009-04-02 04:15:29 UTC Comment #99190
@Rimrook, gah! We tried and failed at that, lets not have a repeat...

And its good that you fixed that Penguin. Because people give their forum titles stupid names like, "How do I fix" and "Help me"
Commented 15 years ago2009-04-02 06:08:01 UTC Comment #99191
"ALRIGHT GUYS!
Lets hit 200 posts! I'm being totally Serial!

+1 Poast."

lol
Commented 15 years ago2009-04-02 09:21:11 UTC Comment #99192
frowns
Commented 15 years ago2009-04-02 12:52:28 UTC Comment #99193
LOLCOMMENT
Anyways, good job PB. It's about time someone fixed the search function.
Commented 15 years ago2009-04-02 14:54:12 UTC Comment #99194
Good luck PB. Now make it so that TWHL has its own botnet we can use for compiling.
Commented 15 years ago2009-04-02 17:48:44 UTC Comment #99195
Wait, so searching is STILL ass slow?

Whut.

+1
Commented 15 years ago2009-04-02 23:59:36 UTC Comment #99196
Search seems to give you results instantaneously. I think i just had a moment...

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AWESOME THANK YOU
Commented 15 years ago2009-04-03 20:39:42 UTC Comment #99197
Damn, i guess the "NO SEARCHING IS STILL ASS SLOW ACTUALLY" was part of daubs prank, as it's gone now.

Sorry for the confusion

+1
Commented 15 years ago2009-04-05 11:26:10 UTC Comment #99198
Ass?

LOL!
Commented 15 years ago2009-04-06 09:28:59 UTC Comment #99199
Really now, who searches TWHL? If you're a regular, you know how and where to find everything you'll ever need anyway.

oh and, uh... +1
Commented 15 years ago2009-04-06 11:07:59 UTC Comment #99200
YAY FASTER SEARCH!!
Commented 15 years ago2009-04-07 02:39:16 UTC Comment #99201
"Really now, who searches TWHL? If you're a regular, you know how and where to find everything you'll ever need anyway."
I use the forum search leagues more than any other area.

LET ME ASS YOU A QUESTION. MIGHT YOU HAVE A MINT? PERHAPS SOME BINACA?

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Commented 15 years ago2009-04-07 09:57:40 UTC Comment #99202
Sounds interesting. Are you going to implement it in an Object Orientated fashion or just how it is now?

I'll be happy to beta test TWHL :)
Commented 15 years ago2009-04-07 21:54:03 UTC Comment #99203
I'm using CakePHP. More info in my latest journal.
Commented 15 years ago2009-04-11 16:34:42 UTC Comment #99205
This time could you use UTF-8? It would allow us to write special characters without getting &crap;.
Commented 15 years ago2009-04-13 06:16:19 UTC Comment #99206
Heh, taking a leaf out of Google's book, posting genuine news on April Fools' Day to confuse everyone.
Commented 15 years ago2009-04-13 21:57:41 UTC Comment #99207
Due to a violation of penguinboys sanity limit, your crap has been removed from this newspost.
Commented 15 years ago2009-04-23 03:38:03 UTC Comment #99209
Damn, that L4D update has been on 14% for ages. You should get your connection checked. =)
Commented 15 years ago2009-04-29 10:35:52 UTC Comment #99210
+1
Commented 15 years ago2009-04-29 16:13:56 UTC Comment #99211
We're not starting THAT again.
Commented 15 years ago2009-04-29 17:05:27 UTC Comment #99212
You did NOT just go there.
Commented 15 years ago2009-04-29 18:57:00 UTC Comment #99213
Oh we're going there. All aboard, buccaneers.
Commented 15 years ago2009-04-30 02:46:57 UTC Comment #99214
-1
Commented 15 years ago2009-04-30 16:41:47 UTC Comment #99215
Oh well, if you can't fight 'em...

1

Commented 15 years ago2009-05-02 16:22:08 UTC Comment #99216

Infinite times the power of 10

Commented 15 years ago2009-05-04 22:18:08 UTC Comment #99217

1

That's double minus 1, by the way. I'm doing my part to keep spam posts down.
Commented 15 years ago2009-06-01 16:37:53 UTC Comment #99234
That had nothing to do with the newspoast so ur spamming LOLOLOLOLOLOL

+1
Commented 15 years ago2009-06-02 10:23:01 UTC Comment #99235
+ 1 forklift

I have an idea. Few people remember to vote for MotM so it would be good with a reminder for members who haven't voted yet. A big text on the front page should do the trick.
Commented 11 years ago2013-06-09 16:27:09 UTC Comment #100192
Doubles and more doubles to make up for the locked newspost!

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