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Posted 17 years ago2007-05-28 15:20:52 UTC
in HL:OIFH Post #223677
:badass:

Mapping Progress

Making my own textures and using Srry's on the Pie-Thagoras Labs.

Still got the others in concept form including a kickass teleport sequence that only Myself and Tosse know about. :badass:
monster_urby monster_urbyGoldsourcerer
Posted 17 years ago2007-05-26 21:36:00 UTC
in Two Questions Post #223541
Leave the ooze as a solid brush. Func_wall entities don't get along well with liquid textures. Func_water only renders the top-most plane and cancels the others (sides and bottom) out.
monster_urby monster_urbyGoldsourcerer
Posted 17 years ago2007-05-26 18:51:58 UTC
in Two Questions Post #223531
A) For a floating brush use a Func_train moving between 2 points automatically. Check the tutorials section on how to do that.

B) You need to make the tube hollow (dont use the hollow tool, make it using an arch) and then put the ooze inside the hollow part. The engine doesn't render brushes inside of other brushes, even if they are opaque.
monster_urby monster_urbyGoldsourcerer
Posted 17 years ago2007-05-26 18:39:20 UTC
in Heya everyone! Post #223528
I must say that lately the new members don't stick like they used to.

Is the new generation of mappers just going to give up after getting a bad review on their first map.

Hell, if I was like that I'd have released my 'lab' map and left a long time ago.
monster_urby monster_urbyGoldsourcerer
Posted 17 years ago2007-05-25 11:40:19 UTC
in Jokes! Post #223438
Fuckin lol'd
monster_urby monster_urbyGoldsourcerer
Posted 17 years ago2007-05-25 11:23:17 UTC
in Cool gaming moments Post #223436
Oh man. Operation Flashpoint completely slipped my mind. Chasing one of my mates around a village as a sniper was the most fun I've ever had in a game.

Oh and Unreal Tournament: Game Of The Year. The CTF map Lavagiants with the 4 man clan (The Lavagiants) which included myself, digital_ice, Atvar and JigsWithoutWoodstock. The opposing team was the n00bs on the other side of the room. There were about 20 of them.

We won every game save for one when we tied.

I tell you what though. Being chased by 20 angry gamers all the way back to your base while your mates cover you with sniper fire is a thrilling experience.
monster_urby monster_urbyGoldsourcerer
Posted 17 years ago2007-05-25 10:51:36 UTC
in Jokes! Post #223428
Q. Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm.

A. Being Raped.
Q. What do you get if you put a baby in a cement mixer

A. An Erection.
Q. What has two thumbs and doesn't give a crap.

A. Raises both thumbs to point at face
monster_urby monster_urbyGoldsourcerer
Posted 17 years ago2007-05-25 10:44:51 UTC
in Do you love Tits [NSFW] Post #223427
why is there such a shabby old lamp in that pic zl?
Why are you looking at the fucking lamp!?
monster_urby monster_urbyGoldsourcerer
Posted 17 years ago2007-05-25 10:41:20 UTC
in Do you love Tits [NSFW] Post #223424
And so its finally happened. I knew TWHL was on its way out.

:P

However, fap fap fap
monster_urby monster_urbyGoldsourcerer
Posted 17 years ago2007-05-25 07:19:33 UTC
in Jokes! Post #223413
This thread is now all about pirates KTHNXBAI
"That is uhhhh...negative. over."
monster_urby monster_urbyGoldsourcerer
Posted 17 years ago2007-05-25 06:39:31 UTC
in Heya everyone! Post #223411
Think about it. At least in the days of WON everyone got along on these forums...
Jumpin Jesus! He's right.

I say we march on the ValvE building.
monster_urby monster_urbyGoldsourcerer
Posted 17 years ago2007-05-25 06:08:04 UTC
in Jokes! Post #223405
LMAO
monster_urby monster_urbyGoldsourcerer
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Posted 17 years ago2007-05-25 05:17:42 UTC
in Jokes! Post #223400
lol kasperg

A 75 year old man is sitting in his dining room listening to the news on the radio while his wife is out in city shopping. Then the traffic report comes in and the reporter reads out an urgent message.

"Anyone travelling on the M5 this morning please be aware that there is a car travelling the wrong way into oncoming traffic!"

Knowing that his wife has to use the M5 to get home, the guy is immeadiatly on the phone trying to call her mobile. To the mans relief she answers.

"Honey!" he cries "Be careful on the way back! Theres a car going the wrong way on the motorway."

"It's not just one!" she cries back "There's fucking hundreds of them!"
monster_urby monster_urbyGoldsourcerer
Posted 17 years ago2007-05-24 22:43:38 UTC
in HL:OIFH Post #223373
heh.
If I knew what kind of environments you were making, I might make a texture or two when I'm bored.
First page.
monster_urby monster_urbyGoldsourcerer
Posted 17 years ago2007-05-24 22:35:27 UTC
in Cool gaming moments Post #223371
Kicking the crap out of tiny little people with the PS2 EyeToy for the first time.
monster_urby monster_urbyGoldsourcerer
Posted 17 years ago2007-05-24 20:29:38 UTC
in Cool gaming moments Post #223357
Oh another multiplayer moment of mine was BF2. Wondering how good the physics system was I tossed a grenade into the rear opening of a low flying enemy chinook taking over one of our waypoints. It killed the pilot and gunner and me and another guy had to stop for a second, both typed "Awesome." and then went about reclaiming the outpost.
monster_urby monster_urbyGoldsourcerer
Posted 17 years ago2007-05-24 20:21:54 UTC
in Cool gaming moments Post #223353
Favourites in order.

1. Stepping out of the crashed prison ship into Unreals vast environment. Equalled only by stepping out of the train station to see that 'fuckin big black tower.' as i put it back then. :P

2. Half-life's Tram Ride. Equalled by the Citadel's Casket ride.

3. All of Final Fantasy VII was awesome.

4. The abduction scene in prey with 'Don't fear the reaper' playing in the background.

5. Brothers In Arms. Jumping into Normandy for the first time and Sniping from the Church in Carentan.

My biggest multiplayer moment was in CSS. I was the only T left and trapped in the hostage house in CS_Italy and 4 CT guys were coming after me. Slowly but surely I crept around and killed them all with a deagle without taking a single hit. I'll never do that again cos I suck balls at CSS. :zonked:
monster_urby monster_urbyGoldsourcerer
Posted 17 years ago2007-05-24 19:46:08 UTC
in HL:OIFH Post #223350
No problem. I have nothing for you to skin as of yet but you could work on a map in the meantime if you wish.
monster_urby monster_urbyGoldsourcerer
Posted 17 years ago2007-05-24 18:55:51 UTC
in How do you use custom maps in CZ? Post #223348
Progrs Runnign? WTF is that? :P

Also, for the record, If you have Norton Anti-Virus on your machine delete it immeadiatly.

On Topic

You have placed waypoints and stuff like that right? Also make sure that they're not intersecting any walls doors or other entities (including other waypoints)
monster_urby monster_urbyGoldsourcerer
Posted 17 years ago2007-05-24 18:52:16 UTC
in HL:OIFH Post #223347
Tosse's avatar is the games new logo. :D

What did you have in mind? There's plenty of work to be done.
monster_urby monster_urbyGoldsourcerer
Posted 17 years ago2007-05-24 18:34:37 UTC
in HL:OIFH Post #223345
Hey srry. If you still want to do some texture work i have a decent brief for you now.

Something like this

Think black mesa but much older. The main colour scheme being faded gold. Let me know

Cheers.

EDIT: Oooh, and machines. Wierd gadgety machines :P
monster_urby monster_urbyGoldsourcerer
Posted 17 years ago2007-05-24 18:30:57 UTC
in *Mapping Update* Post #223344
Raises hand for voice acting
monster_urby monster_urbyGoldsourcerer
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Posted 17 years ago2007-05-22 15:59:19 UTC
in Do you love Tits [NSFW] Post #223031
Awww man.

This thread just got silly.

K thnx bai
monster_urby monster_urbyGoldsourcerer
Posted 17 years ago2007-05-22 15:56:35 UTC
in My 3D skybox lighting is messed up Post #223029
:|

I...I have no idea how i missed this flamefest.
monster_urby monster_urbyGoldsourcerer
Posted 17 years ago2007-05-22 15:43:43 UTC
in Do you love Tits [NSFW] Post #223014
LUKE PHAILS FOR POSTING PR0N DIRECTLY!

Sigh

It appears no-one knows how to downsize their images anymore.
monster_urby monster_urbyGoldsourcerer
Posted 17 years ago2007-05-22 15:35:36 UTC
in Do you love Tits [NSFW] Post #223002
Nice tits followed by grotesque gastropods confuses my boner
I lol'd
The tits ZL posted were truly awesome
Agreed.
User posted image
monster_urby monster_urbyGoldsourcerer
Posted 17 years ago2007-05-22 11:50:57 UTC
in objects that i can push around? Post #222959
You have to model it and rig it with physics.
monster_urby monster_urbyGoldsourcerer
Posted 17 years ago2007-05-22 11:18:44 UTC
in Half-Life: Hostage Situation Post #222951
Good old British SA-80.

Its like the ugly puppy you can't help but love.
monster_urby monster_urbyGoldsourcerer
Posted 17 years ago2007-05-22 11:16:34 UTC
in Do you love Tits [NSFW] Post #222949
Cracking Pair of Tits!
User posted image
...And not...
User posted image
monster_urby monster_urbyGoldsourcerer
Posted 17 years ago2007-05-22 09:43:01 UTC
in De_Quickshot2 Post #222932
Use the edit button.
monster_urby monster_urbyGoldsourcerer
Posted 17 years ago2007-05-22 09:19:57 UTC
in Half-Life: Hostage Situation Post #222928
monster_urby monster_urbyGoldsourcerer
Posted 17 years ago2007-05-21 18:45:05 UTC
in Thoughts on Dynamic Weapon Prices in CSS Post #222876
Don't revive old threads.
QFT
monster_urby monster_urbyGoldsourcerer
Posted 17 years ago2007-05-21 18:43:06 UTC
in HL:OIFH Post #222875
I'll see if I can fit it in one of my maps yeah. Thanks for the idea. :badass:
monster_urby monster_urbyGoldsourcerer
Posted 17 years ago2007-05-21 18:05:44 UTC
in HL:OIFH Post #222872
ARGH!

Enough. Get your own thread!
monster_urby monster_urbyGoldsourcerer
Posted 17 years ago2007-05-21 16:04:53 UTC
in HL:OIFH Post #222858
Indeed. I'm working on an official OIFH page on my site to link ModDB to so with any luck they'll unban be soon. :glad:
monster_urby monster_urbyGoldsourcerer
Posted 17 years ago2007-05-21 15:49:00 UTC
in HL:OIFH Post #222856
Pretty simple really. 2 Func_trains and a env_ambience. :nuts:
monster_urby monster_urbyGoldsourcerer
Posted 17 years ago2007-05-21 13:12:30 UTC
in HL:OIFH Post #222843
Urb gets wrists slapped by ModDB. :zonked:
Your mod has been suspended.

We require that you have a working website with information about your mod. A coming soon page or a forum does not count.

Please PM me when you have completed this.
monster_urby monster_urbyGoldsourcerer
Posted 17 years ago2007-05-21 12:13:56 UTC
in *Mapping Update* Post #222835
I want to sex those screens. :heart:
monster_urby monster_urbyGoldsourcerer
Posted 17 years ago2007-05-20 17:19:42 UTC
in HL:OIFH Post #222759
Lol. Agreed.

MADNESS = Teh win. Except for the last one which sucked ass.

Thanks for the wiki link. Loads of interesting stuff in there.
monster_urby monster_urbyGoldsourcerer
Posted 17 years ago2007-05-20 17:17:47 UTC
in Zombie Master Post #222758
Though I don't see why Valve would snap this up personally, they're publishing Left 4 Dead
I was going to say that.
monster_urby monster_urbyGoldsourcerer
Posted 17 years ago2007-05-19 20:36:59 UTC
in HL:OIFH Post #222681
Methinks Espen has only just discovered T3H MADNESS!!11
monster_urby monster_urbyGoldsourcerer
Posted 17 years ago2007-05-19 17:28:36 UTC
in HL:OIFH Post #222665
I assume you'll want blood on the weapons too?
Hell, if you can do that then yeah! :badass:
monster_urby monster_urbyGoldsourcerer
Posted 17 years ago2007-05-19 11:40:46 UTC
in MAX_MAP_MODELS Post #222631
You have 72 doors!?

From what I can gather its exactly as the comile log says. You have too many brush based entities.
monster_urby monster_urbyGoldsourcerer
Posted 17 years ago2007-05-19 11:37:13 UTC
in A GIFT TO ALL TWHLer's Post #222630
Awesome. :sarcastic:
monster_urby monster_urbyGoldsourcerer
Posted 17 years ago2007-05-19 11:35:43 UTC
in HL:OIFH Post #222629
Sweet.

We are using the Spirit15alpha4 dlls. Could you up the gib count a fair whack just as a little starter job? :glad:
monster_urby monster_urbyGoldsourcerer
Posted 17 years ago2007-05-19 07:35:25 UTC
in HL:OIFH Post #222614
Actually if were on the subject of ships and boats and whatnot I believe it is safe to say that this Mod is the small island inhabited by 2 shipwrecked clowns who have gone insane, which everyone avoids but is somewhat curious about.
monster_urby monster_urbyGoldsourcerer
Posted 17 years ago2007-05-18 19:55:41 UTC
in SPirit compiling problem heellpppp!!!! Post #222590
Indeedy
monster_urby monster_urbyGoldsourcerer
Posted 17 years ago2007-05-18 19:52:03 UTC
in HL:OIFH Post #222589
OMG OFFICIAL STORY FOR WIN TEH!

Its Monday morning at the Pie-Thagoras Labs and Joe is waking in his dorm after having a really strange dream. Who was that guy in the suit? He could have sworn that he had said that he was "Taking all the toilet paper."

???

Thinking no more about it Joe gets dressed and starts the walk to his office. About halfway he realises that nature is calling and he ducks into a bathroom.

To his horror, there is no toilet paper in his cubicle. He checks the next cubicle...nothing. He runs to the next bathroom and searches for some paper. There isn't any anywhere!

As he exits the bathroom somewhat disoriented and slighty emotional about his imminent bowel movement he spots a guy in a suit, just like in his dream, entering the teleportation labs with a large bag.

As the metal doors seal behind him Joe sees a red mist form over his eyes.

"RIGHT!"
monster_urby monster_urbyGoldsourcerer