TEN SIMILARITIES BETWEEN MICROSOFT'S SOFTWARE AND BILL GATES' NEW CHILD was in black, urgh.
and also
There was once a young man who, in his youth, professed his desire to become a great writer.
When asked to define "great" he said, "I want to write stuff that the whole world will read, stuff that people will react to on a truly emotional level, stuff that will make them scream, cry, howl in pain and anger!"
He now works for Microsoft, writing error messages.
This customer comes into the computer store. "I'm looking for a mystery Adventure Game with lots of graphics. You know, something really challenging."
"Well," replied the clerk, "Have you tried Windows 98?"
What's the difference between Windows 95 and a virus?
A virus does something.
The Real meaning for some of thge industry acronyms:
- PCMCIA -People Can't Memorize Computer Industry Acronyms
- ISDN - It Still Does Nothing
- SCSI - System Can't See It
- DOS - Defective Operating System
- BASIC - Bill's Attempt to Seize Industry Control
- IBM - I Blame Microsoft
- DEC - Do Expect Cuts
- CD-ROM - Consumer Device, Rendered Obsolete in Months
- OS/2 - Obsolete Soon, Too.
- WWW - World Wide Wait
- MACINTOSH - Most Applications Crash; If Not, The Operating System Hangs
- PENTIUM - Produces Erroneous Numbers Thru Incorrect Understanding of Mathematics
- COBOL - Completely Obsolete Business Oriented Language
- AMIGA - A Merely Insignificant Game Addiction
- LISP - Lots of Infuriating & Silly Parenthesis
- MIPS - Meaningless Indication of Processor Speed
- WINDOWS - Will Install Needless Data On Whole System
- MICROSOFT - Most Intelligent Customers Realize Our Software Only Fools Teenagers
I didn't like the amount of change in colour. It should really be 2 colours, stick to a theme. Because the black really just doesn't go with it.
Apart from that, its fine.
, and bad luck about your troubles.
