Forum posts
2muchvideogames, I think you've played 2muchvideogames
Bah, fine. I'll see if Civilization II works on my computer.
The first Babylonian city is Dimbarkville and the Egyptians made the great wall.
The first Babylonian city is Dimbarkville and the Egyptians made the great wall.
Most of those games have to be purchased and my mom doesn't like buying me games frequently. I usually get 1 game per month. Team Fortress Classic was the first game I ever got and it was what inspired me to be a mapper.
Bah, i've played my share of games.
Literally, I've memorized Half-Life.
[EDIT]PROOF: In the chapter surface access, you start outside the complex. First, you walk over to the dam and watch the helicopter from afar. Shoot it down with the laza gun and use it to destroy the missile-firing bunker. Then, jump into the water and use the ladder to go to the tall tower. Click the button, restore your health, and jump into the water to battle an icthyosuarous. Open the gates and go to the other side of the dam. Then swim over to the tunnels at the end of the water, climb up a few ladders, and make it through a mine field. Take out the hidden military base and manage to sneak down the drain hatch that opens. Go through the tunnels and sneak up on one end to take out all the soldiers, then destroy the tank. Open the door with the button and run through, take out the other tank, and go through the doors and kill some aliens. Then run through as buildings start to fall apart, jump over lazers, and take out the snipers. Yadayadayada I know the rest by my hands hurt.
Literally, I've memorized Half-Life.
[EDIT]PROOF: In the chapter surface access, you start outside the complex. First, you walk over to the dam and watch the helicopter from afar. Shoot it down with the laza gun and use it to destroy the missile-firing bunker. Then, jump into the water and use the ladder to go to the tall tower. Click the button, restore your health, and jump into the water to battle an icthyosuarous. Open the gates and go to the other side of the dam. Then swim over to the tunnels at the end of the water, climb up a few ladders, and make it through a mine field. Take out the hidden military base and manage to sneak down the drain hatch that opens. Go through the tunnels and sneak up on one end to take out all the soldiers, then destroy the tank. Open the door with the button and run through, take out the other tank, and go through the doors and kill some aliens. Then run through as buildings start to fall apart, jump over lazers, and take out the snipers. Yadayadayada I know the rest by my hands hurt.
playing with friends or best of allSince I don't go to the school in my town, I can't really go anywhere and meet up with friends. The people at my school are one or two towns away.
Dimbark, I see you have alot of FREE TIMEFree Time = 1000
Inspiraion (Must be equal to Free Time to compose map) = 0
Fine then. This is just a mere offer dare.
My nose is cold. XD
So, I'm deciding to hold a competition that will proabably never been held again, considering it has to do with my species.
Coding Compo: Children
Your mission is to take the children model and sounds (model provided by Jesse V-92) and code it into a map. The sounds are by me: voice acting and dying sounds. You can download the folders here.
Rules
1: You must choose 3 sounds files not to use, and post them when posting your entry.
2: You must use them in one of two games: Half-Life 2 or Portal 1.
3: The child model must be used only in scripted sequence. Think of this as "Alex got a gender change and is twelve years younger!"
4: Make it funnily scary.
5: Do not make the player killable.
So, may the compo begin! Good luck to all people willing to enter!
Coding Compo: Children
Your mission is to take the children model and sounds (model provided by Jesse V-92) and code it into a map. The sounds are by me: voice acting and dying sounds. You can download the folders here.
Rules
1: You must choose 3 sounds files not to use, and post them when posting your entry.
2: You must use them in one of two games: Half-Life 2 or Portal 1.
3: The child model must be used only in scripted sequence. Think of this as "Alex got a gender change and is twelve years younger!"
4: Make it funnily scary.
5: Do not make the player killable.
So, may the compo begin! Good luck to all people willing to enter!
pull out his heart. You see, the doctor had a rare disease known only as "
sit down and talk with him. "Walk it off," he said. "You probably weren't going to have kids anyways." Suddenly, the doctor heard a small ding. "The toast is ready" said the doctor as he
Little did anybody know, the nanny was a bashing Crollo! Realizing this, Dimbark shouted "You're
thieves and liars, who attempted to take over his position as leader. Quickly, this child drew out a
OH NOES A CONDOM. We have those every year. Get used to it.In 8th grade?
Brought back by a troll. 
Story Time: The Third Chapter, featuring unimaginable characters in an exciting story! You know the rules. (I like to look back at the old story times and laugh at every forum post.)
For the world had become silent. Only few people managed to roam the Earth, and they had discovered only few
Story Time: The Third Chapter, featuring unimaginable characters in an exciting story! You know the rules. (I like to look back at the old story times and laugh at every forum post.)
For the world had become silent. Only few people managed to roam the Earth, and they had discovered only few
Yep. A kid from that school told me EVERYBODY in the grade is having sex, and they even had a pregnancy prevention video that taught them how to put on a condom.
At the school I previously left because of bullying, there's a pregneant 14-year-old.
What about Zombie Master v1.01?
Why does the Hunter's Bow which does 45hp damage have a 12 second cooldown when the Long Bow which does 76hp damage has no cooldown? Also why does anything have a 12 second coolddown? That is genuinely ridiculous.The hunter's bow is more difficult to use, and is for lower classes to use, therefore also giving less damage.
Why do weapons do a specific amount of damage? Surely a head-shot should count more than, say, an ankle-shot.Hasn't been recorded yet, but the headshots are automatic kills.
Why Source 2006? It's old and is no longer adequately supported.It's the only thing that my Hammer Editor can adequately support.
What is this?
I have made a portfolio filled with data and concepts for a new multiplayer game for the 2006 version of the Source engine. I'm simply doing this for people to look over and consider starting a project with me. I am also doing this for instructive critism and ideas for different presentations.
You can download the .wpd file here. You should be able to decompile it in Microsoft Word or Open Officer Writer.
Please post below if you would like to join or point things out.
I have made a portfolio filled with data and concepts for a new multiplayer game for the 2006 version of the Source engine. I'm simply doing this for people to look over and consider starting a project with me. I am also doing this for instructive critism and ideas for different presentations.
You can download the .wpd file here. You should be able to decompile it in Microsoft Word or Open Officer Writer.
Please post below if you would like to join or point things out.
Well, I already beat the game
SPOILER ALERT
[i]Censored.
Dimbark has been banned for ignoring the 'no spoilers' warning. DO NOT POST SPOILERS OF ANY KIND, EVEN IF YOU MARK IT AS A SPOILER. You are, however allowed to link to screenshots (NOT EMBEDDED) or videos as long as you very clearly state that they contain spoilers. It's best not to post them at all.
SPOILER ALERT
[i]Censored.
Dimbark has been banned for ignoring the 'no spoilers' warning. DO NOT POST SPOILERS OF ANY KIND, EVEN IF YOU MARK IT AS A SPOILER. You are, however allowed to link to screenshots (NOT EMBEDDED) or videos as long as you very clearly state that they contain spoilers. It's best not to post them at all.
- Mod[/i]
Seeing as you can't run Team Fortress 2What are you talking about? We played TF2 just the other day.
This game is awesome! I loved the opening sequence!
I refuse to give up...
My portal won't play and I think it's because my computer is too old. I viewed the file integrety and I defragged it. How can I fix this!?
My portal won't play and I think it's because my computer is too old. I viewed the file integrety and I defragged it. How can I fix this!?
What's the next tournament gonna be?
Buy an alienware.
I do wish to contribute, but since it's not on a recognizable engine I've ever used, I can only provide scripts and ideas.
Who will win? What will happen? What will Penguinboy contribute? How many upset people will there be? How many happy people will their be? Will anybody give a s**t about Dimbark's map? Find out next time on....
TWHL
TWHL
Thanks, Urby.
I have a bad feeling that these screenshots will be too dark on everyone else's monitor.Mhhmm.
Well, my computer can't handle the latest source engine and what current engines hammer runs on. I can't map for Portal or Half-Life 2 for three minutes without it crashing. Zombie Master is an older version of the engine, and it's fun to map for.
Mapping for ZM is the quickest and easiest solution.
Mapping for ZM is the quickest and easiest solution.
I've made a new entry at last minute. (Old entry was Janitor's Closet)
Fuel Supply
Screenshots below
Note: This is a map for Zombie Master 1.2.1, explaining the resources on the bottom-left corner.
Solid Amount
Fuel Supply
Screenshots below
Solid Amount
Actually, Valve had attempted to make several projects before HL, much like Prospero. However, they eventually gave up their projects to work on Half-Life.
Nobody plays text-bases or MUD games anymore (but I occassionally do, sometimes) and I will soon be working on the mechanics of the games. I'm starting with simple planning while filling you guys in with what is requested.
Try focusing on gameplay mechanicsOkey Dokey.
So basically trying to make a fully independent 3D game that sounds a bit like cod2?More like a mixture of Crysis and Doom III.
Also, for those of you whom are confused about the storyline, the chapters are just a basic jottdown and the encyclopedia isn't completely finished.
EDIT:The encyclopedia has been updated with a bit more story and a concept design of a ship. Download it... shoot, were'd that link go? Oh, haha, there it is. Silly thing.
EDIT:The encyclopedia has been updated with a bit more story and a concept design of a ship. Download it... shoot, were'd that link go? Oh, haha, there it is. Silly thing.
Okay, let me clear things up for you: This is not a mod.
Potatis believes he could code an entire 3D engine, however he is busy. If the people of TWHL come together we could make it work.
Potatis believes he could code an entire 3D engine, however he is busy. If the people of TWHL come together we could make it work.
I have planned a game with Potatis_Invaldio, along with a sequel. However, since his is to busy to work on this project and he has dreams of making a 2d platform, I ASK YOU, THE PEOPLE OF TWHL!
This game is called Day of Blockade where you can choose to be a Soviet Marine or an American Marine! Both have different areas. The chapters may seem short, but they can be stretched out. The Soviets, however, will have more in the game. Also, the sequel that has been planned would be decent.
I know I'm not known to be popular sofiscitcated on TWHL, but give this a try! I've planned this out! Download the Microsoft Word file here.
This game is called Day of Blockade where you can choose to be a Soviet Marine or an American Marine! Both have different areas. The chapters may seem short, but they can be stretched out. The Soviets, however, will have more in the game. Also, the sequel that has been planned would be decent.
I know I'm not known to be popular sofiscitcated on TWHL, but give this a try! I've planned this out! Download the Microsoft Word file here.
After walking a bit around your neighborhood, I have developed a friendship with the bird and developed it's plan.
1. Exterminate the cat
2. Break through the glass window
3. Fly through the house, hitting the toaster
4. Fly behind a refridgerator
5. When the human is not looking, sneak into the toaster
6. MAGIC FOOD! (And, the human probably cuts himself off the broken glass.)
1. Exterminate the cat
2. Break through the glass window
3. Fly through the house, hitting the toaster
4. Fly behind a refridgerator
5. When the human is not looking, sneak into the toaster
6. MAGIC FOOD! (And, the human probably cuts himself off the broken glass.)
Beat it with a stick.
30.62731% - Total Geek
Awesome.
Awesome.
Beat it with a stick.
Win the Little Man to Mars award in HL2E2.
Psilous got found out! He better pun away!
Also, Terminator, TWHL has the edit function, so no need to double or triple post. Just click the edit button, put [EDIT] and continue writing. It's also handy to fix problems rather than going like tihs. *this
yes.
+rep
A rep system would be RAD bro.
A rep system would be RAD bro.
Children are rad BRO!
Monsters are RAD bro!