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Posted 13 years ago2011-03-28 18:58:39 UTC
in Desktops of March Post #292635
THATS RAD BRO!
Dimbeak DimbeakRotten Bastard
Posted 13 years ago2011-03-27 13:55:38 UTC
in Competition 30 Post #292518
Is that a scripted sequence? You should make a GIF.
Dimbeak DimbeakRotten Bastard
Posted 13 years ago2011-03-27 13:20:01 UTC
in Competition 30 Post #292513
You guys are giving me Duke Nukem Disease...
Dimbeak DimbeakRotten Bastard
Posted 13 years ago2011-03-27 13:00:56 UTC
in Competition 30 Post #292505
I think that they gave us way too much time for this. I mean, I just finished and posted mine about an hour ago, and it's 10AM right now.
Dimbeak DimbeakRotten Bastard
Posted 13 years ago2011-03-27 12:15:34 UTC
in Competition 30 Post #292500
The Janitor's Closet
Final Version

First, a screenshot to prove how many solids it has.
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Now for the three screenshots to show off the map.
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I decided to make the map small for two reasons:
1. There was a limit of solids
2. Most people, when mapping, only add one or two objects per room, so if I make a small room using most of the solid limit, it would look kind of cool.
Dimbeak DimbeakRotten Bastard
Posted 13 years ago2011-03-26 18:47:06 UTC
in Gabe Newell Post #292450
And he's probably checking out TWHL since I gave him a link.
Dimbeak DimbeakRotten Bastard
Posted 13 years ago2011-03-26 18:26:31 UTC
in Gabe Newell Post #292448
Gabe Newell has done many things for us, but what has he done personally himself?

Here's something.
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(This email was sent to him only a day before the reply.)
Dimbeak DimbeakRotten Bastard
Posted 13 years ago2011-03-26 13:54:15 UTC
in blender + goldsrc? Post #292437
Posted 13 years ago2011-03-26 12:26:46 UTC
in Story time Post #292435
a group of aliens crashed a large mechanism into a very large building, knocking a man in a creepy suit that keeps him alive off of a helicopter. Scared, the man in the suit
Dimbeak DimbeakRotten Bastard
Posted 13 years ago2011-03-26 01:26:21 UTC
in Story time Post #292423
Sadly, once they discovered those were spleen llamas,, the economy collapsed and a group named "The Rivals" marched through the cities burning buildings, sacraficing them to
Dimbeak DimbeakRotten Bastard
Posted 13 years ago2011-03-25 23:22:56 UTC
in Story time Post #292418
blind internet pervets who believed they were children.
Dimbeak DimbeakRotten Bastard
Posted 13 years ago2011-03-25 22:45:33 UTC
in Story time Post #292414
The first man then pulled out a small battery-powered fan that held conversations that nobody else could hear, considering the fact that he's a scitzophrenic.

As he barked and argued with the small fan, the other man ran up to the tank, waiting a bit until his nails were as long as wolverene's, and then sliced through the top, beating everybody inside the tank until they had peed their friggin pants.

He then sliced all the controls and fired a senior citizen into a large power-plant. The power plant shook for a bit and blew into pieces, causing everybody to fall over and become rather sweaty.

They then decided to start a project where everybody donates their sweat to poor people whose homes were too close to the power plant, became radioactive, and grew feet and ran away.

Suddenly, the power plant was restored by
Dimbeak DimbeakRotten Bastard
Posted 13 years ago2011-03-25 22:35:53 UTC
in Story time Post #292411
Two people jumped behind some rubble, both men.

One of them screamed "I'm having a baby!" as a new innocent soul was brought into the world. They used it against the tank by
Dimbeak DimbeakRotten Bastard
Posted 13 years ago2011-03-25 22:25:23 UTC
in Story time Post #292409
lightswitch and couldn't tell who made love to whom. When somebody hit the lightswitch, they realized it was women with women and men with men. Ashamed, they
Dimbeak DimbeakRotten Bastard
Posted 13 years ago2011-03-25 22:01:31 UTC
in Story time Post #292406
However, the vampires chose to come early. Out of nowhere, a great hero jumped out, and he chased the vampires to the base and soon got to the master control panel.
"Someone set us the bomb!" He shouted.
Dimbeak DimbeakRotten Bastard
Posted 13 years ago2011-03-25 21:33:18 UTC
in Story time Post #292404
Seven years later . . . . .

The orange juices have been merrily parading in the streets of Ireland. They cheered with glee and were sipped by locals. They spun tales and lived a great life until one of them said.

"Can we go home? We really should
Dimbeak DimbeakRotten Bastard
Posted 13 years ago2011-03-25 18:45:14 UTC
in Story time Post #292396
momma. Anyways, the Warrior of the West managed to remove the The Barrier from the tracor beam and he got back the the floor. The UFO was charging it's laser and was prepared to destroy the world. Psilous fired... and BANG!

The UFO fell into the push and pull of outer space as it flew into the Earth, crashing. The Warrior of the West saved the day again! He then flew off into the galaxy, hoping to find his home.

After three fateful years of searching, he stumbled apon
Dimbeak DimbeakRotten Bastard
Posted 13 years ago2011-03-25 00:17:48 UTC
in Story time Post #292361
It was given the nickname Warrior of the West for he had won many battles. However, he stood tired and alone as he was lost in the realm of Scotlindia. Unable to find his way, he searched the meadows for a source of food or water, until he stumbled apon something amazing.

He saw a small bit a metal sticking out of the ground, so he pulled out two mechanical blades and began to dig into the ground. He looked down to see it was a long-lost starcraft named The Barrier which was as legendary as the Borealis.

Excited, psilous entered the ship and set his mechanical eyes to nightvision mode. He then attempted to get the engine running, as he blasted into the sky to search the world for the almighty Dimbark and the 4chan hero, after have heard an outdated news report from the informal system which was installed.

He then
Dimbeak DimbeakRotten Bastard
Posted 13 years ago2011-03-24 22:57:42 UTC
in Story time Post #292348
he was crushed to death by a large overpriced bottle of wine. It had fallen from intergalactic space and travelled through time from the Scotlindia dimension, where Scotch had originated from.

As the hero was crushed, he remembed the last kind words his mother said to him: "You
Dimbeak DimbeakRotten Bastard
Posted 13 years ago2011-03-24 21:44:49 UTC
in Colony 42 Post #292345
Will there be anything multiplayer-like on the game?
Dimbeak DimbeakRotten Bastard
Posted 13 years ago2011-03-24 21:17:09 UTC
in Story time Post #292343
the world of BlueForums, a forum filled with several heroes. This hero quickly entered the forum, went through every post, and worked on getting Ant in trouble without breaking any forums rules. Then, on the final day of the final version of TWHL (twhl.co.za) he dropped to his knees saying "All

YOU SUCK!
Dimbeak DimbeakRotten Bastard
Posted 13 years ago2011-03-24 20:44:41 UTC
in Story time Post #292325
slug who dug his way through garbage and invested in
Dimbeak DimbeakRotten Bastard
Posted 13 years ago2011-03-24 20:01:26 UTC
in Story time Post #292307
cried.
Dimbeak DimbeakRotten Bastard
Posted 13 years ago2011-03-24 19:48:55 UTC
in Soup Miner Post #292294
Alphabet soup.

ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ!
Dimbeak DimbeakRotten Bastard
Posted 13 years ago2011-03-24 19:47:24 UTC
in Story time Post #292292
We aren't edit blocking no more!
Dimbeak DimbeakRotten Bastard
Posted 13 years ago2011-03-24 19:45:48 UTC
in Story time Post #292288
She then proceeded to edit posts to read "We aren't
Dimbeak DimbeakRotten Bastard
Posted 13 years ago2011-03-24 19:44:21 UTC
in Story time Post #292283
COLA!
Dimbeak DimbeakRotten Bastard
Posted 13 years ago2011-03-24 19:42:54 UTC
in Story time Post #292281
That's until... the monster beast bathed in
Dimbeak DimbeakRotten Bastard
Posted 13 years ago2011-03-24 19:42:17 UTC
in Story time Post #292278
CANT EDIT POST :()
Dimbeak DimbeakRotten Bastard
Posted 13 years ago2011-03-24 19:41:50 UTC
in Soup Miner Post #292277
Chicken Noodle Soap.
Dimbeak DimbeakRotten Bastard
Posted 13 years ago2011-03-24 19:41:09 UTC
in Story time Post #292275
ate your toast!"
Dimbeak DimbeakRotten Bastard
Posted 13 years ago2011-03-24 19:38:27 UTC
in Story time Post #292271
killed us all.
Dimbeak DimbeakRotten Bastard
Posted 13 years ago2011-03-24 19:36:50 UTC
in Story time Post #292268
Balls up in the corner and cries
Dimbeak DimbeakRotten Bastard
Posted 13 years ago2011-03-24 19:35:41 UTC
in Story time Post #292263
The Mighty Atom"

2 PEOPLE POSTED WHILE I WAS WRITING!
Dimbeak DimbeakRotten Bastard
Posted 13 years ago2011-03-24 19:33:43 UTC
in Story time Post #292259
The_(c)Striker! Just out of nowhere, the smell of
Dimbeak DimbeakRotten Bastard
Posted 13 years ago2011-03-24 19:17:44 UTC
in Story time Post #292254
sing "Domo Arrigato Mister Roboto!"

Striker swiped it from Atom, along with the receit and ran to the cashier shouting "THIS IS
Dimbeak DimbeakRotten Bastard
Posted 13 years ago2011-03-24 00:07:48 UTC
in Colony 42 Post #292219
When do you think it will be ready.
Dimbeak DimbeakRotten Bastard
Posted 13 years ago2011-03-23 23:46:38 UTC
in Story time Post #292212
The sun soon followed and accidentally destroyed Earth, preventing anything from ever living there again, preventing people from continuing the story. THE END
Dimbeak DimbeakRotten Bastard
Posted 13 years ago2011-03-23 22:18:48 UTC
in The Tournament of Retro Maps Post #292208
double post

Can't edit :)
Dimbeak DimbeakRotten Bastard
Posted 13 years ago2011-03-23 18:37:32 UTC
in The Tournament of Retro Maps Post #292185
I wish I had CS, I could really use that $15.
Dimbeak DimbeakRotten Bastard
Posted 13 years ago2011-03-23 00:51:55 UTC
in Story time Post #292153
Suddenly, Cthulu attacked the world! He first attacked the greatest hero of the world,
Dimbeak DimbeakRotten Bastard
Posted 13 years ago2011-03-22 22:57:03 UTC
in Now Gaming: ... Post #292151
He told you.
Dimbeak DimbeakRotten Bastard
Posted 13 years ago2011-03-22 22:08:39 UTC
in Now Gaming: ... Post #292149
He probably sat at the keyboard for a couple minutes, looked up some tips and goofy stuff online, and got the motivation to EDIT his post and infer what Crollo's doing.
Dimbeak DimbeakRotten Bastard
Posted 13 years ago2011-03-22 00:06:20 UTC
in Story time Post #292094
Suddenly, Archie was squished by an
Dimbeak DimbeakRotten Bastard
Posted 13 years ago2011-03-21 23:49:54 UTC
in Story time Post #292090
it was sued for plagerizing the Fry-Theory. Quickly, realizing this, Archie
Dimbeak DimbeakRotten Bastard
Posted 13 years ago2011-03-21 23:12:31 UTC
in Story time Post #292087
he imaged him slapping himself unconcious using a stick and a giant
Dimbeak DimbeakRotten Bastard
Posted 13 years ago2011-03-21 19:02:04 UTC
in Story time Post #292080
slapping himself unconcious using a stick and a giant
Dimbeak DimbeakRotten Bastard
Posted 13 years ago2011-03-21 00:21:45 UTC
in Story time Post #292054
. The duck dropped dead after his blood was poisoned by
Dimbeak DimbeakRotten Bastard
Posted 13 years ago2011-03-20 16:50:19 UTC
in Post your screenshots! WIP thread Post #292036
Also, you have snap to grid off?
Snap to Grid?

WOAH WOAH WOAH

I am not starting another flamewar about the techniques I use.
Dimbeak DimbeakRotten Bastard
Posted 13 years ago2011-03-20 16:35:14 UTC
in Post your screenshots! WIP thread Post #292032
WARINING: Hammer Screenshot
User posted image
Dimbeak DimbeakRotten Bastard