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Posted 19 years ago2005-04-27 16:22:04 UTC
in A Sincere Apology Post #106138
source entries? hehe, who did that?
Posted 19 years ago2005-04-25 15:27:37 UTC
in I got an Idea 2 Post #105844
welcome email? hell no, i wan't it updated with the new goings on, personalised, my name in capital letters and the mail sent by your hot, single sister! step on it!
Posted 19 years ago2005-04-25 13:27:57 UTC
in Favourite quote!! Post #105825
woah, seventh the libdem.
Posted 19 years ago2005-04-24 15:02:17 UTC
in I got an Idea 2 Post #105710
i'll join your skidaddle of a mapping trivia collection, thank you, shoutbox.
Posted 19 years ago2005-04-24 14:57:05 UTC
in My site Post #105704
yes, i see how that works. well, a funny smell has just come across the room, like the kind of smell you'd find in a rich family's house. thanks to this new insight, i removed both buttons.
Posted 19 years ago2005-04-24 14:44:45 UTC
in Favourite quote!! Post #105695
Crazed1 sucks old men!
you just quadriple-posted, and pimped your map in the wrong place. you deserve a good old fashioned deletion.
Posted 19 years ago2005-04-24 14:08:16 UTC
in My site Post #105682
oh, btw seventh, there's something in opera that really scares me. up at the top of the browser, there are 2 buttons surrounding the spacebar. the one on the right takes me to google, and the one on the left takes me to the TWHL forums. why? i didn't put them there, it was something opera decided to do by itself.
Posted 19 years ago2005-04-24 13:57:38 UTC
in My site Post #105675
and for the record, is going to kill you, rape you and piss on you for the american thing, in that order.
Posted 19 years ago2005-04-24 08:21:23 UTC
in My site Post #105615
YES! linux is WRONG! opera is RIGHT!

dear god, i have to exploit that falter in your wording for as long as possible.
Posted 19 years ago2005-04-23 18:59:32 UTC
in Proppa Story #1 - The Beginning [closed] Post #105556
a hot young luxembourgian girl, who taught him the ways of the world, and the bonds and desires of life. their classroom was the toilet on the plane, and their no-holds barred, rampant sex was too good for metaphors.
Posted 19 years ago2005-04-23 14:50:48 UTC
in New BBcode? [closed] Post #105515
that rocks.

User posted image
Posted 19 years ago2005-04-23 09:49:27 UTC
in Halo 2 or Half life 2 [closed] Post #105470
ministeve's opinion > m0ps rambling
Posted 19 years ago2005-04-23 09:46:02 UTC
in Proppa Story #1 - The Beginning [closed] Post #105469
eating a bowl of cheerios.

"stand back, its got 3 types of berry in it, and its made from corn, oats, rice and wheat!" shouted barney to the occupants of the room. but it was no use, everyone was killed by the healthy cereal, except for jefferey, who survived by holding on to a windmill, some 300 kilometres away.
Posted 19 years ago2005-04-23 06:59:15 UTC
in Halo 2 or Half life 2 [closed] Post #105434
future perfect rocks. hey, whats your gamertag, we should swap custom maps sometime.

for me, it was really halo 2. half life 2 was nice, and a beast of a game, but its multiplayer really lacked, and i've never liked that kind of "what you do is storyline" kind of plot. anyone who thinks half life 2s multiplayer could beat halo 2s should be shot,decapitated, hung and raped, in that order. i mean seriously, all you do is run around and shoot people. there's no customisation! valve just threw in a spunked up version of counter strike to act as a multiplayer, and that wasnt even they're original project.
Posted 19 years ago2005-04-23 06:54:09 UTC
in Proppa Story #1 - The Beginning [closed] Post #105433
lost his sense of direction and hit his shoulder off one of the padded walls, causing much panic.
Posted 19 years ago2005-04-21 14:03:02 UTC
in Hot Gaming Chicks Post #105156
we had a female mapper here once, was making a map for her man, with a message at the end asking him to marry her. weird, but good luck to her anyway...
Posted 19 years ago2005-04-21 10:58:04 UTC
in Never! Post #105124
yeah, wales wasn't a part of britain when the union jack was drawn up, but it was us that got the white X and blue background. rock on to mah homie St. Andrew.
Posted 19 years ago2005-04-21 10:52:16 UTC
in The Pope's Passing Post #105123
haha, this stuff about him being forced to join, then deserting looks like a whole load of bullshit just to cover up that he was a nazi.
Posted 19 years ago2005-04-20 11:00:03 UTC
in Very slow (please help me) Post #104923
well i wasn't showing off, so i didn't know!
Posted 19 years ago2005-04-20 10:49:10 UTC
in JakII renegade Post #104921
as the good monkey said:

...
Posted 19 years ago2005-04-20 03:22:10 UTC
in Very slow (please help me) Post #104862
oh, stop showing off.
Posted 19 years ago2005-04-18 15:44:36 UTC
in FAREWELL TO TWHL!!! Post #104677
sniff so sad, not only do we lose a brilliant mapper, but we'll never get to see mephs drunk again! we'll miss you buddy!
Posted 19 years ago2005-04-18 14:51:16 UTC
in General Tips For the Intermediate mapper Post #104666
fapfapfap

what?
Posted 19 years ago2005-04-15 10:58:29 UTC
in Browsing wad files Post #104147
WADs? my dear boy, half life 2 has done away with WADs. now we use seperate files for each texture! use the filter field to specify the type of texture you want, or choose an option from the drop down list below to get certain textures, such as combine or city 17.
This post was made on a thread that has been deleted.
Posted 19 years ago2005-04-11 12:48:18 UTC
in Half-Life 2: Aftermath Post #103338
The Hunter is only 11 or 12 so how do you expect him to know that
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you get me?
Posted 19 years ago2005-04-11 11:54:33 UTC
in Is there a word for it? Post #103326
i think there's two words. "WON fanboy"
Posted 19 years ago2005-04-11 11:15:51 UTC
in Poll : Cheating Post #103322
for single player cheating, i only cheat after i've completed the game, or if i'm just getting bored with it. we play games for enjoyment, and as long as i'm enjoying myself without cheats then i see no reason to use them. if the game starts to get boring, pulling out every weapon and invincibility helps liven things up.

multiplayer, i never cheat unless i'm in a small game with some friends (and never on games like half life, where i have to download/make the hacks), and even then, i usually end up screwing up somehow. take halo 2, for example. me and some buddies from CAD were just messing about with a few glitches.

jaskub: how do you actually standby?
mons: not really sure.
ministeve: i thought it was something to do with pulling out the cable?
jaskub: dunno.
ministeve: i'll try it, and we'll see if the connecting screen comes up.
ministeve1 has left the game

yeah, by pulling the cable out i disconnected myself. :

*standbying is a method of cheating still rife in halo 2. the standbyer will do something with the cable on his router, or press the "standby" button, putting everyone else into the "connecting to game" screen. he is then free to run around the level doing whatever he wishes, be it killing people, or stealing the flag. during this time, everyone else will be oblivious to his actions till he reconnects and the game is updated. i've met a few standbyers before on the same team as me, and every time i've asked them why they say "all the cool kids do it..." that seems to be the universal reason for cheating on live.
Posted 19 years ago2005-04-10 10:22:46 UTC
in Your Heroes Post #103045
jimi hendrix. i'd love to spend a day of jamming with the jimi.
Posted 19 years ago2005-04-09 18:03:59 UTC
in Your Webname Post #102842
cant be bothered explaning mine, but kol has a great one. same with Andy, his one is really hard to believe.
Posted 19 years ago2005-04-09 17:19:14 UTC
in My theory Post #102825
One thing, anyone religious, could you explain to me, reasonably, why you are right and all the other religions are wrong?
its like a million christians cried out and were suddenly silenced...
This post was made on a thread that has been deleted.
Posted 19 years ago2005-04-05 08:11:34 UTC
in The best joke you know... Post #101731
a dislexic man walks into a bra
haha, and the irony is that you spelt "dyslexic" wrong.

best joke i've ever heard: habboi. ;)

but seiously (this one's a bit dirty, so kiddies, look away. go plant a tree or something): one day, a man finds that his sex life with his wife has been going down, so he goes to see a sex therapist. the therapist asks them both to undress and stand in the room. he inspects them for about 2 hours, checking over heir bodies and occasionally asking them to lift an arm or something. after he's finished inspecting them, he says "i think i see the problem. on your way home purchase a pack of rind doughnuts and a bunch of grapes. roll the grapes into your wifes vagina from the other side of the room, then use your mouth to get them otu again. you should throw the ring doughnuts and try to loop them round your husbands erect penis, then bite it off." the couple do as the therapist instructed and have the best sex of their life.

the next day at wok, the man tells his friend about the sex therapist. a little skeptical, but also in need, his friend gets the therapists number. that night, him and his wife go to see the therapist. he puts them through the same procedure as the first couple, having them stand naked in the room and inspecing them. eventually, he looks up and says "i'm sorry, but i'm afriad there's nothing i can do to help."
"what!? but you managed to help my friend! why not us!?"
"ok, ok. i think this will work. on your way home tonight, buy a grapefruit and a packet of polo's..."
Posted 19 years ago2005-04-04 10:18:31 UTC
in Whats my age again? Post #101440
yeah, i refuse to believe habboi is 16.
Posted 19 years ago2005-04-04 09:46:00 UTC
in Whats my age again? Post #101421
10!? why the hell do you think i'm 10!? i'm 15, bluetard.
Posted 19 years ago2005-04-03 18:53:48 UTC
in Story 4 [closed] Post #101264
into a massive cliche that burned IEMC so he wouldn't make any more taboo references.
Posted 19 years ago2005-04-03 11:35:12 UTC
in Story 4 [closed] Post #101124
a SWAT team was quickly assembled to save the aforementioned village, but just as they were about to embark on their mission, FZZZT coenant forces attacked, and destroyed all but one, who was known as FZZT frodo baggins, who's mission was to journey to a far land to destroy FZZT the jamming device trandoshans had placed on the bridge of FZZT highway 17, where gordon freeman was driving in his FZZT SU-47 fighter plane, which had just shot down the last of the yuktobanian bombers, giving osean forces a straight shot at capturing FZZT the nebechanezzer, which had activated its EMP to shake off two FZZT yellow pikmin...

(games/films i just ripped, in order: halo, the lord of the rings, star wars: republic commando, half life 2, ace combat 5, the matrix, pikmin. dear god, i have no life outside videogames)
Posted 19 years ago2005-04-03 11:03:16 UTC
in more questions. Post #101118
something to do with the players view?
Posted 19 years ago2005-04-03 08:38:39 UTC
in Story 4 [closed] Post #101087
the hitman couldn't really tell in his hallucigenic state, so he left the corpse of george W cloosh lying in the filter funnel and became president of tha U.S of Ah.
Posted 19 years ago2005-04-02 19:36:09 UTC
in Story 4 [closed] Post #100981
until they were invaded by the evil film critics and the ghastly star wars fanboys, and were forced to take little role in the sequels.
Posted 19 years ago2005-04-02 19:35:14 UTC
in I LOVE TWHL!!!!! Post #100980
AHEM COUGH COUGH

...

COUMODERATORGH
Posted 19 years ago2005-04-02 11:37:05 UTC
in Story 4 [closed] Post #100879
powers be with him who hath no fury like a big bowl of potato scones.
Posted 19 years ago2005-04-02 11:35:25 UTC
in BSP. Post #100878
silly monkey. silly monkey get no banana. silly monkey get family replaced with americans.
Posted 19 years ago2005-04-02 11:11:29 UTC
in First Strider Post #100870
in the alleyway after the trainstation, behind a wall. in front of the wall are some combine scum with a few arrested citizens.
Posted 19 years ago2005-04-01 10:59:40 UTC
in Help locating the right software... Post #100521
but just in case, there is a handy shotgun here in this drawer...
Posted 19 years ago2005-04-01 10:58:11 UTC
in New Glock! Post #100520
well i would like to hear it, because i think you're a total fucking nut.
Posted 19 years ago2005-04-01 10:56:47 UTC
in How popular are you? Post #100519
well, EVERYONE on the internet knows me, and not just for my stunning good looks!

...but for those, also.
Posted 19 years ago2005-03-31 18:10:44 UTC
in Story 4 [closed] Post #100423
meanwhile, the people of kookistan (retro gamers know this one) we're rebuilding their homes after a slightly vexed seagull had turned into a lesbian porn star above their town, without changing to a human.
Posted 19 years ago2005-03-30 19:44:02 UTC
in TWHL OWNZ! [closed] Post #100260
it didn't work, so you came back and necroposted? you crazy, in a bad way.
Posted 19 years ago2005-03-30 19:38:11 UTC
in TWHL OWNZ! [closed] Post #100257
i'm not teaching you nothing.

what the hell? you posted a minute after but TWHL didn't post it until now?