a dislexic man walks into a bra
haha, and the irony is that you spelt "dyslexic" wrong.
best joke i've ever heard: habboi.
but seiously (this one's a bit dirty, so kiddies, look away. go plant a tree or something): one day, a man finds that his sex life with his wife has been going down, so he goes to see a sex therapist. the therapist asks them both to undress and stand in the room. he inspects them for about 2 hours, checking over heir bodies and occasionally asking them to lift an arm or something. after he's finished inspecting them, he says "i think i see the problem. on your way home purchase a pack of rind doughnuts and a bunch of grapes. roll the grapes into your wifes vagina from the other side of the room, then use your mouth to get them otu again. you should throw the ring doughnuts and try to loop them round your husbands erect penis, then bite it off." the couple do as the therapist instructed and have the best sex of their life.
the next day at wok, the man tells his friend about the sex therapist. a little skeptical, but also in need, his friend gets the therapists number. that night, him and his wife go to see the therapist. he puts them through the same procedure as the first couple, having them stand naked in the room and inspecing them. eventually, he looks up and says "i'm sorry, but i'm afriad there's nothing i can do to help."
"what!? but you managed to help my friend! why not us!?"
"ok, ok. i think this will work. on your way home tonight, buy a grapefruit and a packet of polo's..."