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Martha we got a wombat down the dunnie again!! well dont let it out pete or ill stick a barbie skewer up ya jack!
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What i need to do is click on an image which is a link to a bigger image, when the bigger image pops up i want some text to be displayed next too it, is there a simple way of doing this, anyone?
Youve got the right idea jahzel!
mephadist!! very similar too methodist, im baptised a methodist
mephadist!! very similar too methodist, im baptised a methodist
lol i felt left out, i wanted my own 
didnt actually relise what brattys was about 
didnt actually relise what brattys was about 'Faith' - my definition - a method a person/group uses to give themslelfs a meaning in life.
I sayed that i belive jesus 'was' real, i dont belive he was holy though, he was just a smart man with a good idea that worked great but is beigining to lose its appeal these days
I constantly dream about frienship etc these days, but i used to dream about women quite alot a lil while ago
Its weird how however you try and have the dream the next nite by thinking off it it wont work, but if you jus forget things in your conscious state they normally appear that night, i belive dreaming is a way of clearing all the subconscious shit from you brain thats why they are often not remebered, you may only remember the dream just before you wake up cause you have actually made an effort to remeber it as soon as you wake up.
Its weird how however you try and have the dream the next nite by thinking off it it wont work, but if you jus forget things in your conscious state they normally appear that night, i belive dreaming is a way of clearing all the subconscious shit from you brain thats why they are often not remebered, you may only remember the dream just before you wake up cause you have actually made an effort to remeber it as soon as you wake up.
96a2107's theory:
I belive that religion is the way someone finds a way too hold onto life and stay sane, for instance i respect every religion for being so succesful in being a medium for people to find the best in themselfs, this isnt because of a "Higher being" but because most people need to be lead and educated in someway too keep themself sane. I do belive in jesus but i dont belive in god, i belive jesus and his dicpilies were a group off people who came up with a very good way too hold onto life and stay sane that was very very successfull and so has been adopted by people for over 2000 years now.
On this basis my religion is my family and friends because without them i would definitly go mad, this is the reason that more and more people are turning away from conventional religion and turning to other ways of keeping a grip on life, the spread of people turning away from more conventional religions is greater in developed countrys because people simply dont need this form of religion to stay self fullfilled because there are plenty of other ways to do it in leisure and friendship etc. But in lesser developed countrys religion is a massive driving force because people still need the christian etc method of keeeping themselfs self fullfilled.
Whats everyone elses view?
I belive that religion is the way someone finds a way too hold onto life and stay sane, for instance i respect every religion for being so succesful in being a medium for people to find the best in themselfs, this isnt because of a "Higher being" but because most people need to be lead and educated in someway too keep themself sane. I do belive in jesus but i dont belive in god, i belive jesus and his dicpilies were a group off people who came up with a very good way too hold onto life and stay sane that was very very successfull and so has been adopted by people for over 2000 years now.
On this basis my religion is my family and friends because without them i would definitly go mad, this is the reason that more and more people are turning away from conventional religion and turning to other ways of keeping a grip on life, the spread of people turning away from more conventional religions is greater in developed countrys because people simply dont need this form of religion to stay self fullfilled because there are plenty of other ways to do it in leisure and friendship etc. But in lesser developed countrys religion is a massive driving force because people still need the christian etc method of keeeping themselfs self fullfilled.
Whats everyone elses view?
some of my mates were 96a2914 and 96a2614, im also a mastermind
most probably know where mine came from (especially seventh monkeh), its probably the most boring here!! : came from my school username back at william parker in the day jus stuck in my head cause i used it everyday so carryed on using it.
jus stuck in my head cause i used it everyday so carryed on using it.+ i dont have to pay for any of it 
good old tony blair pays it for me, why? because im speacial...and a student too
good old tony blair pays it for me, why? because im speacial...and a student too Ive got a 2mb cable connection, ner ner na ner ner
Yep its only when playing multiplayer, the binary game closes down in a flash and goes back to the team forces menu screen
would anyone think it may be a problem with my sapphire 9200 atlantis 256mb, or maybe something to do with port forwading and dmz?
would anyone think it may be a problem with my sapphire 9200 atlantis 256mb, or maybe something to do with port forwading and dmz?
well you can go to tools in any system browser window by the way 
the game closes...not the whole of steam by the way
im having a bordom fit here cause everytime i try to play team fortress or opposing forces (well i think its games based on the old engine that go wrong) it just closes after x amount of time in the game (x=not too long), i have no idea whats going on, but the strange thing is that its happened before and after formatting, im thinking its probably a connection problem on that basis, but the game actually connects and plays for a short time and closes mega fast at random times.
Anyone got any ideas
Anyone got any ideas
feck, you gotta lot of shit running, your comp must be really slow 
link ejector chute?? errrr this isnt a space age plasma weapon
shoving some quicksteel in the barrel might do it, highly unlikely that a rifle would explode unless your using a musket
shoving some quicksteel in the barrel might do it, highly unlikely that a rifle would explode unless your using a musket
come here little boy lol, im 20
lol, im 20Jus saw this CS:S update, is this all true:
Friday, April 1 2005
An update is available for Counter-Strike: Source. The update will be applied automatically when your Steam client is restarted. This update addresses requests for more realism in Counter-Strike: Source. The changes are as follows:
Features/Additions
Doubled player speed when jumping. The effect to cumulative, so the more you jump, the faster you go.
Cut price of AWP by 50%.
Added akimbo Riot Shield to buy menu.
Removed de_dust from mapcycle.
Realism Enhancements:
Knives:
Between rounds, it is suggested that you unsheath the weapon and repeatedly press the attack key to air it out as the leather now collects moisture and creates pits on the blade, making it less effective in the next round.
Shotguns:
1. Firing the shotgun without ammo loaded will now cause it to jam.
2. When the shotgun jams, press F2 to fill out form DA-1823-00/A12-H8.
3. You should then hear a scribbling sound. When it stops, press F3 to send the request to LIDM.
4. Failure to do paperwork before pressing F3 will result in the immediate return of the unrepaired shotgun.
5. The repairs can take 1-2 rounds for completion. During that time, you cannot purchase a replacement firearm and may only use your sidearm or knife.
Player Models:
Several models now feature eyewear. This is a completely cosmetic enhancement with the following exceptions:
Part EP-7829-292-2 must be purchased and worn correctly at all times in order to see during the round.
In between rounds, you may purchase and use part EC-2231-833-H34 to clean your EP-7829-292-2. Note: that this does not clean the eyewear itself!
To clean the eyewear, you need to purchase and use the designated cleaner, EC-2231-233-H34, EC-2231-523-H34, or EC-2231-239-H34a respectively depending on your model's eyewear. You can determine the part # of the correct cleaner by asking someone.
Machine and submachine guns:
At least once every five rounds, press F1 to inspect the weapon:
A musical cue indicates that the inspection has started. Now press F1 again repeatedly to clean and lubricate the weapon.
Your Preventative Maintenance Status (either "cleaning" or "lubricating") is determined by the speed with which you press the F1 key and will be displayed above your head.
To accurately simulate real life maintenance mistakes, pressing F1 too quickly will lubricate either the bolt face or the trunnion block. Pressing F1 too slowly sprays lubricant directly into the buffer tube. All mistakes render the gun inoperable, though this may not become immediately apparent.
Experiment with keypress timing to avoid (and discover!) other common maintenance errors.
In order to balance the improved stopping power of a well-maintained weapon, the reloading process has been made much less reliable.
When reloading, you should listen for two or three distinct clicks over a period of several seconds.
If you hear one click or no clicks or more than two clicks, you've bent the link ejector chute and the gun will most likely explode on the next attempt to fire it, though it may not.
Friday, April 1 2005
An update is available for Counter-Strike: Source. The update will be applied automatically when your Steam client is restarted. This update addresses requests for more realism in Counter-Strike: Source. The changes are as follows:
Features/Additions
Doubled player speed when jumping. The effect to cumulative, so the more you jump, the faster you go.
Cut price of AWP by 50%.
Added akimbo Riot Shield to buy menu.
Removed de_dust from mapcycle.
Realism Enhancements:
Knives:
Between rounds, it is suggested that you unsheath the weapon and repeatedly press the attack key to air it out as the leather now collects moisture and creates pits on the blade, making it less effective in the next round.
Shotguns:
1. Firing the shotgun without ammo loaded will now cause it to jam.
2. When the shotgun jams, press F2 to fill out form DA-1823-00/A12-H8.
3. You should then hear a scribbling sound. When it stops, press F3 to send the request to LIDM.
4. Failure to do paperwork before pressing F3 will result in the immediate return of the unrepaired shotgun.
5. The repairs can take 1-2 rounds for completion. During that time, you cannot purchase a replacement firearm and may only use your sidearm or knife.
Player Models:
Several models now feature eyewear. This is a completely cosmetic enhancement with the following exceptions:
Part EP-7829-292-2 must be purchased and worn correctly at all times in order to see during the round.
In between rounds, you may purchase and use part EC-2231-833-H34 to clean your EP-7829-292-2. Note: that this does not clean the eyewear itself!
To clean the eyewear, you need to purchase and use the designated cleaner, EC-2231-233-H34, EC-2231-523-H34, or EC-2231-239-H34a respectively depending on your model's eyewear. You can determine the part # of the correct cleaner by asking someone.
Machine and submachine guns:
At least once every five rounds, press F1 to inspect the weapon:
A musical cue indicates that the inspection has started. Now press F1 again repeatedly to clean and lubricate the weapon.
Your Preventative Maintenance Status (either "cleaning" or "lubricating") is determined by the speed with which you press the F1 key and will be displayed above your head.
To accurately simulate real life maintenance mistakes, pressing F1 too quickly will lubricate either the bolt face or the trunnion block. Pressing F1 too slowly sprays lubricant directly into the buffer tube. All mistakes render the gun inoperable, though this may not become immediately apparent.
Experiment with keypress timing to avoid (and discover!) other common maintenance errors.
In order to balance the improved stopping power of a well-maintained weapon, the reloading process has been made much less reliable.
When reloading, you should listen for two or three distinct clicks over a period of several seconds.
If you hear one click or no clicks or more than two clicks, you've bent the link ejector chute and the gun will most likely explode on the next attempt to fire it, though it may not.
Quite devil worshipping gutter goblin!!
bad pepper!
its ok for people with poo computers
why didnt you listen too pepper...silly boy
what are you doing didnt you see the creditation too txtshout at the bottom of onliners, all else is poo, use txtshout!!
its not html, its php you need, look here:
http://txtbox.co.za/p_txtshout.php
its what most people use inc. TWHL and me
http://txtbox.co.za/p_txtshout.php
its what most people use inc. TWHL and me
Omg, ive never seen such a messy desktop, you havnt even got rid of the language bar , and windows classic : yours should be clean and sexy like mine
http://82.2.2.172/temp/1.jpg
, and windows classic : yours should be clean and sexy like mine http://82.2.2.172/temp/1.jpg
It is gibberissh isnt it, php..perl are very much similar i thought. How could anyone ever learn the random sequence of jibberish symbols
surely copying to a text file is a lil bit more complicated then about 1 line :
really?? it looks like jibberish
lol, yeah theres its the theme tune, the first lines of which i jingled on my last post, groovy stuff
the wild, long haired, mongolian ganja gibbons of the third jedi order, who proceded to battle wih big long..
wtf is that!!! i can do it in a java applet a peice of twidle my son, want it?
My avatars the main charecter from 'monkey magic' hes not heiling..hes pointing..ner!
iemc, maybe i did ...i actually didnt but hey you never know
...i actually didnt but hey you never know Monkey magic!!!....i love monkey magic, my avatar is the main character
'monkey'
"born from an egg on a mountain top, monkiest monkey there ever was, he knew every magic trick under the sun, please the gods and everyone can have some fun"
'monkey'
"born from an egg on a mountain top, monkiest monkey there ever was, he knew every magic trick under the sun, please the gods and everyone can have some fun"
there fixed
Howd ya like the new one ----> MONKEY MAGIC!!
Notice my gradual intergration towards a linux system
freaky shit!! 
i scare myself sometimes
runs and hides behind mini bar and swigs JD
i scare myself sometimes runs and hides behind mini bar and swigs JD
habboi that looks like a william parker uniform, dont you agree monkeh
wait a minute no wonder people argu so much towards the sid eof this being an explosive, look...
http://911review.com/errors/pentagon/imgs/fuselagefragment.jpg
sussposedly a hole caused by the plane, hmmm i say..hmmmmm
http://911review.com/errors/pentagon/imgs/fuselagefragment.jpg
sussposedly a hole caused by the plane, hmmm i say..hmmmmm
My god, the servers databse must crash everytime jahzel decides to copy and paste, cant you just link
39 in google for 96a2107 
Crap, ive been april fooled