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Posted 20 years ago2004-05-05 08:41:56 UTC
in Monkey plague Post #25581
mofo.
Posted 20 years ago2004-05-05 08:40:18 UTC
in Ghosts Post #25580
"There is certainly plenty of evidence that there are civilisations living within the Earth and even that the earth is hollow. These are more themes of ancient knowledge and traditions. Humans have become such puppets of the official line that to suggest the Earth is not solid to the core is to invite enormous ridicule. After all, isn't that at odds with what those highly intelligent scientists say? Yes it is, just as it was to suggest the Earth was round and not flat. When you research this subject you realise how little evidence the scientists produce for their indisputable 'facts'. They have penetrated only a few miles into the Earth and their theories of what exists at deeper levels are just that - theories." D.I.
Posted 20 years ago2004-05-05 08:25:15 UTC
in Jahzels Survival Guide (1) Post #25574
yish but i dunt think so :cool:
Posted 20 years ago2004-05-05 08:23:53 UTC
in I know, but it it's too funny to res Post #25573
Several people have told me that local one resident, Tony Pedrotti, has aggravated the problem by attempting to befriend the monkeys in bizarre moonlit rituals.
WTF? :D
Posted 20 years ago2004-05-05 08:21:25 UTC
in I know, but it it's too funny to res Post #25571
I'm sorry. I go off on one sometime, y'know. ;)
Posted 20 years ago2004-05-05 08:19:55 UTC
in What nationality are you? Post #25570
English
Posted 20 years ago2004-05-04 12:01:21 UTC
in I know, but it it's too funny to res Post #25421
:D Even still I cant stop laughing
Posted 20 years ago2004-05-04 11:51:48 UTC
in I know, but it it's too funny to res Post #25416
Posted 20 years ago2004-05-04 11:50:49 UTC
in I know, but it it's too funny to res Post #25415
Posted 20 years ago2004-05-04 11:45:17 UTC
in Hi there Post #25410
Well. So be it, but I warn you - you'll soon know about it ;)
Posted 20 years ago2004-05-04 11:43:37 UTC
in Does anyone here use PODBot? Post #25409
If so, is anyone good at Waypointing levels? I just don't have a clue how to do it you see. And the Waypointing with PodBot readme left me even more ban-jaxed.
Posted 20 years ago2004-05-04 11:36:36 UTC
in monster_jump Post #25407
Do what I do, cheat and grab the sequence from prefabland in the sequence section.
Posted 20 years ago2004-05-04 11:34:05 UTC
in Deathrow idea Post #25406
(pssst! - This may be part of ieatmonkeychow's twisted M.P. agenda. Don't be fooled! )
Posted 20 years ago2004-05-04 11:29:48 UTC
in Hi there Post #25404
You should go Joeri, go while you have the chance! The Monkey Plague is spreading quick, and many of us are already infected! :zonked:
Posted 20 years ago2004-05-04 11:26:28 UTC
in Monkey plague Post #25402
I reckon I am roughly 21 % infected. Soon, I will no longer be recognisable as a human being. I worry that this may largely contort my posture, and then, god knows. I will become one of those cranks and wandering maniacs... evil, just evil I tells ye. :|
Posted 20 years ago2004-05-04 11:18:38 UTC
in What the troops are dealing with... Post #25400
mofo
Posted 20 years ago2004-05-04 11:17:48 UTC
in Ghosts Post #25399
Ok, so maybe the link wasnt direct, but it is worth looking into the mysterious goings on in Mt. Lassen.
Posted 20 years ago2004-05-04 11:15:10 UTC
in Ghosts Post #25398
Mount Lassen, California, is one particular place where unusual activity regarding subterranian 'worlds' have been encountered.
Posted 20 years ago2004-05-04 11:04:45 UTC
in Ghosts Post #25396
Which is exactly why I pointed out that the earth is infact 'hollow', and the gravity inside the earth acts exactly the same as the gravity on the earths surface. This means that you are able to walk upright even inside the earth, beacuse gravity attracts to mass.

The notion that the earth has a core is something that we have all been brainwashed to believe as youngsters etc. The hollow earth is probably the most highly kept secret due to the fact that people would become highly suspiscious about what the heck is actually going on down there, and suddenly realise that we are not actually been 'run' by human beings.

Most Aliens that interact with us are in actual fact inhabitants of the inner-earth. (Most).

As for ghosts, It would be highly un-intelligent to suggest that human beings do not have a soul. ;)
Posted 20 years ago2004-05-03 11:20:10 UTC
in Jahzels Survival Guide (1) Post #25217
For a detailed stimulation of how the Monkey Plague may occur, head down to here.
Posted 20 years ago2004-05-03 11:09:14 UTC
in Ghosts Post #25213
the earth is not hoolw or there would be no gravity!! ass!
Actually, since gravity is attracted to mass, it is still possible for the earth to be hollow. Even when inside the hollow earth you will not notice any difference in gravity etc. YOU will not be crushed into a single point as most people point out.
Posted 20 years ago2004-05-03 11:01:19 UTC
in Jahzels Survival Guide (1) Post #25212
How to survive a zombie infestation....

Monkey Plague Infection Facts:

Monkey Plague Infected personel are usually reanimated through exposure to some government experimental substance in gas form. It re-animates the dead, and infects them. Any victim of these re-animated Monkey Plague Infected personel becomes infected with the substance, and in turn becomes a Monkey Plague Infected personel. (The single exception to this rule is those victims that are almost entirely consumed by the Monkey Plague Infected personel for food, and presumably have suffered extensive damage to their brains while being eaten)
Monkey Plague Infected personel have only basic mobility and motor skills, they typically cannot run, and cannot operate heavy machinery, capachino machines and door handles.
Monkey Plague Infected personel have only one weakness, their head. Damage the brain and Monkey Plague Infected personel almost always fall over and stay dead
Monkey Plague Infected personel lurk for extremely long periods. Merely because an area has been uninhabited for several hundred years is no reason to assume the closet will not have a Monkey Plague Infected personel in it.
Monkey Plague Infected personel bites are inevitably fatal to the victim. Those who have a bitten victim in their party should bow to the inevitable and kill the victim. This would best be done before a crisis moment when the stricken party member can turn into a Monkey Plague Infected personel and attack the party from behind.
Monkey Plague Infected personel are not as "groovin" in real life as in a Micheal Jackson video.
Monkey Plague Infected personel Survival Strategies:

For the most part these are common sense. Your primary risk is "Monkey Plague Infected personel Bite", and you should take basic precautions to avoid this. Here are some tips;

Wear long sleeve shirts (preferably with chain mesh underneath)
Try not to nap in Monkey Plague Infected personel infested areas.
Keep your vehicle windows rolled up at all times
Avoid strolling through seemingly abandoned buildings on your own while paying little attention to what goes on around you
Find a place with food where you can barricade yourself and settle in...
You get the idea, pay a little attention... you are in the middle of a Monkey Plague Infected personel infestation after all.

Useful Tools

I know, I am a gun nut, but the fact remains you can't go wrong with a large and varied assortment of "boom-sticks" when the Monkey Plague Infected personel show up. I'd recommend an assortment of sidearms and longguns using the same ammunition so you're not carting 30 different ammo types around with you.

Carry ALOT of ammo.
Shoot the Monkey Plague Infected personel IN THE HEAD, don't waste your ammo shooting them in the chest repeatedly. Ammo is heavy when carried in any quantity.
Keep your firearms with you, I know it seems like a good idea to leave them with the vehicle when you explore that abandoned church / mall / military base, but trust me. It will just end in tragedy.
When in doubt, its always better you have your gun and not need it, than to need it and not have it (this especially applies to the ever popular "just out of reach during a scuffle" situation.
Some final thoughts:

A Monkey Plague Infected personel infestation isn't as bad as it sounds, if you keep your head and don't get eaten you'll have a lot of fun. According to the movies there should be plenty of random nudity that makes next to no sense, and alot of neat abandoned buildings to explore.
Posted 20 years ago2004-05-03 10:52:26 UTC
in What the troops are dealing with... Post #25209
They may be harmless to humans, but I still would not like to be in the presence of one of these mofos. I mean, the thought of having one of those crawling up your trouser leg sends shivers down my spine :zonked: :zonked:
Posted 20 years ago2004-04-30 12:09:47 UTC
in Probably THEE most useful prefab ever! Post #24667
hmmm, well in that case I shall.... :
Posted 20 years ago2004-04-30 11:10:55 UTC
in Probably THEE most useful prefab ever! Post #24661
Trust me you can forget your dyson hover prefabs, this one rules all!
Posted 20 years ago2004-04-30 11:05:53 UTC
in Ghosts Post #24660
No I swear, I saw that. I was young at the time anyway, so LSD was out the question...

*And anyway, you miserable barstard, why not Pepper? :x
Posted 20 years ago2004-04-30 11:03:41 UTC
in Monkey plague Post #24659
Yeeeah. I should of known. Whhhy you! You! You Baaaaaastards! Giiiiiive me back my haaaaand! Aaaaaaaaargh! (Wait a second, wasnt that off Evil Dead 2?)
Posted 20 years ago2004-04-30 10:59:53 UTC
in What the troops are dealing with... Post #24657
P.S. Jeeeeeesh! Imagine if that son of a bitch was attatched to your face! OMG!

:nuts:
(Beats face rapidly until suddenly gets nose bleed)
Posted 20 years ago2004-04-30 10:56:13 UTC
in What the troops are dealing with... Post #24656
It is pretty grim, but apparently, the whole god damn thing is just an urban legend! I saw on this site 'the experts' view, and he said that it is basically all a load of bollocks and that the camel spider does not eat flesh, does not have venom, does not run that fast and make screaming noises, and that the photo is exaggerated because if you look closely you'll see that the spiders are infact quite close to the camera (look at the guys sleeve in the foreground). But! what these sickos are said to do is steal bits of hair of animals for their nest etc, that includes crawling on marines' heads and pincing off bits of their hair too!

:zonked:
Posted 20 years ago2004-04-29 11:18:20 UTC
in What the troops are dealing with... Post #24541
Oh well. Check this out instead::

http://www.davidicke.com/icke/index1c.html

You'll find the image there. Actually, it's probably best that the picture didnt load, I nearly threw up!
Posted 20 years ago2004-04-29 10:58:33 UTC
in What the troops are dealing with... Post #24538
Camel spiders can grow to be as large as dinner plates.

Camel spiders can traverse desert sand at speeds up to 25 MPH, making screaming noises as they run.

Camel spiders can jump several feet in the air.

Camel spiders eat the stomachs of camels, hence the name "camel spider." (Legend includes the detail that camel spiders eat camel stomachs from either the outside in or the inside out. In the former case they supposedly jump up from the ground and grab onto camels' bellies from underneath; in the latter case exactly how spiders allegedly as large as dinner plates get into camels' stomachs intact remains unexplained.)

Camel spiders are venomous, and their venom contains a powerful anesthetic that numbs their victims (thus allowing them to gnaw away at living, immobilized animals without being noticed). U.S. soldiers were said to have been attacked by camel spiders at night but remained completely unaware of their plight until they awakened in the morning to find chunks of their flesh missing.
Posted 20 years ago2004-04-29 10:53:32 UTC
in What the troops are dealing with... Post #24536
Recently, a US soldier got bit by a Cammel Spider in his sleeping bag. If you want to know what one is:
User posted image
:(
Posted 20 years ago2004-04-29 10:50:40 UTC
in Probably THEE most useful prefab ever! Post #24535
Yeah but...THIS in Prefabland???????????????
Posted 20 years ago2004-04-29 10:41:56 UTC
in Probably THEE most useful prefab ever! Post #24531
User posted image
A Cube.
:confused:
Posted 20 years ago2004-04-29 10:30:01 UTC
in Monkey plague Post #24526
Well I sure as hell was close I tells ya!

If the MP is responsble for logging folks off at random, then yea!
Man you monkeymen are dastardly!
Posted 20 years ago2004-04-29 10:27:16 UTC
in Ghosts Post #24525
....ah...and one more thing.

I once saw a 'shooting star' (a Fcking huge white glowing one!) fly over this house on the one day, and the next day the same thing happened AGAIN as I passed that house at the SAME time of day! Is that possible? :o
Posted 20 years ago2004-04-28 09:36:00 UTC
in Ghosts Post #24365
Souls exist in subspace, that vast domain diversely referred to by mystics and theologians as the etheric realm, heaven, or the afterlife.

I know that aliens exist. As a matter of a fact, I know that we are under the total manipulation of an ancient serpent/REPTILIAN race known as the Annunaki. Such beliefs in this day in age are highly ridiculed, but, what you must understand is that the very nature of this ridicule allows us to be manipulated and controlled without even realising it!
Posted 20 years ago2004-04-26 08:40:13 UTC
in Wanted Custom HLDM maps Post #24058
I just took a look at intake...
Isn't it!
Posted 20 years ago2004-04-23 10:19:31 UTC
in Best tool in hammer? Post #23570
The clip tool is the best tool as I would say!
Posted 20 years ago2004-04-23 10:16:00 UTC
in I was a victim of the... Post #23568
I have a habbit of losing vital info and finding useless info
Posted 20 years ago2004-04-22 07:23:21 UTC
in Why Can't I rotate brushes? Post #23428
That absolutely sucks. Why don't you just reinstall hammer, I mean you cant go on mapping with that kind of problem. Have you got the latest hammer update?
Posted 20 years ago2004-04-22 07:20:50 UTC
in I was a victim of the... Post #23427
Random log-off syndrome. And, because I'm schupid, I forgot my password. Oh well, I prefer this profile.