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Posted 17 years ago2007-06-01 07:50:33 UTC
in TWHL3 Post #224027
Fuck the children!
Posted 17 years ago2007-05-30 09:51:15 UTC
in TWHL3 Post #223806
Damn it dudes, I have a grade in webbdesign, I know that frames are good! They are userfriendly and can sometimes be good for the loading time but that's mostly for the 56k dudes...

Anyway, that wordfilter just sounds silly and it would ruin jokes, flames and all that stuff. If people don't like to read COCK ASS PUSSY FAG FUCK DAMN they'll just have to ignore it!
Posted 17 years ago2007-05-30 09:34:11 UTC
in Sizeing Right? Post #223804
Just put out a info_player start and use that as to measure.
That's what I do and it works fine! That way you'll see how big the player will be on every location of the map.
Posted 17 years ago2007-05-29 02:25:02 UTC
in Top 5 best games Post #223706
1. Quake 2
2. Painkiller + Painkiller: Battle out of hell
3. Quake 1
4. Dead Rising
5. Hitman (any of the games)

No doubt about it!
Posted 17 years ago2007-05-28 15:42:27 UTC
in HL:OIFH Post #223678
-------Update to the OIFH crew------

I graduate next week, so I probably wont have the time to map or anything untill then, I gotta work my ass of this last two weeks so that my grades wont suck as much. Also, after that Im off to work with... Cows, but as I told Urb, I will still be working but I wont have as much access to the internet so the updates may only come with 10 to 22 days inbetween them.
Posted 17 years ago2007-05-24 16:55:29 UTC
in Jokes! Post #223335
But they both are made of plastic.

They don't mention the white part in the original joke...
Posted 17 years ago2007-05-24 13:17:47 UTC
in Cool gaming moments Post #223312
Hmmm... It was the first time that I play'd Quake 2, I was a fan of Quake 1, and I had been sence the release of it. And then Quake 2 was released and I was quick on buying it. Went home, installed it and WHAM! That amazing intro! The music! The monsters! I was completly blown away, that was by far the coolest gaming moment ever and nothing has ever lived up to that high standard - not even Painkiller! ...I got the same feeling when I first playd Painkiller, just not THAT strong.
Posted 17 years ago2007-05-23 15:57:18 UTC
in Pregnant Bitches Post #223219
All women are insane, some of them are better at hiding it. But all women are crazy dumbass bitches deep down inside.
Posted 17 years ago2007-05-23 15:50:46 UTC
in The Good Ol' TWHL E-Penis Calculator Post #223215
Not that small, but it still feels like god is punishing you for something!
Posted 17 years ago2007-05-23 13:14:02 UTC
in Do you love Australia Post #223156
Australia, South Africa, America, Macedonia... Who cares?
When we all know that Sweden is the shit...
Posted 17 years ago2007-05-23 13:07:57 UTC
in De_Quickshot2 Post #223151
Looking rather nice there! But... I can't help but notice, the place doesn't look very logic... Oh well, that doesn't matter when you play.
Posted 17 years ago2007-05-23 12:57:12 UTC
in Halflife modding in Steam Post #223148
Im sure that you can find some tuts or old threads on this.
It's just a quick search and then'll you'll have it!

I'll provide you with some links:
http://www.google.com/
http://www.twhl.co.za/
Posted 17 years ago2007-05-23 12:53:43 UTC
in TWHL3 Post #223147
Cheap technique? -Yes, they are easy to code...?

Penguinboy, have you ever been on the HL:HS thread? Frames are a brilliant way to make a site look proffesional and behave proffesional. Where would you get such strange ideas? It's like having no phones in an office building!
Posted 17 years ago2007-05-23 05:12:54 UTC
in TWHL3 Post #223094
The sidebar should always be on screen, it's more userfriendly and it looks better...
Posted 17 years ago2007-05-19 17:41:52 UTC
in HL:OIFH Post #222667
-------------NEWS-------------------
Music
The second ingame track is completed!

I will release samples of them soon.

Mapping
The clown world is coming along nicely.
I've made the basic structure for the ingame track and the map itself is coming along nicely! It will be like entering an evil circus while your high on acid!

And I've scetched up my idea of how the clown models will look like (Or how I want them to look)
Posted 17 years ago2007-05-19 09:37:42 UTC
in HL:OIFH Post #222621
well, Urb, we do need some modellers and coders, right? :o
Posted 17 years ago2007-05-18 16:10:25 UTC
in Nicholas Worth - 1938 - 2007 Post #222568
R.I.P

He'll still be with us, everytime we play! :P :heart:
Posted 17 years ago2007-05-18 12:55:49 UTC
in Hours of fun! Post #222552
But it get's fun again after 5 minutes!
Posted 17 years ago2007-05-17 05:02:42 UTC
in Upgrading myself. Post #222387
@Athlete: A little riddle for ya... What's huge, can't code and buys up everything in it's path?
Posted 17 years ago2007-05-16 18:14:17 UTC
in Upgrading myself. Post #222305
I doubt that Vista will EVER become mainstream, you can read about all sorts of companies switching to Linux, even the Swedish police and the French govermet switched! Windows is on it's way out, Mac and Linux are getting the attention they so deserv.
Posted 17 years ago2007-05-16 17:36:10 UTC
in Hours of fun! Post #222298
Ehm... If that post made you NOT want to click the link, just watch this trailer first and click the main link after that! :P

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hOvq3-oG5BM&mode=related&search=
Posted 17 years ago2007-05-16 17:32:50 UTC
in Upgrading myself. Post #222297
Don't you mean "- A shiny GUY"? ;)

This is the wrong place to say that you've just bought Vista, Dave.

It's like telling your black friends that you've just joined the KKK...
Posted 17 years ago2007-05-16 17:25:53 UTC
in Hours of fun! Post #222292
DL this game and LOL. It's the most fun you can have with such a simple game. Oh man, those ragdolls can make you laugh for days!

http://web.t-online.hu/archee83/sumotori/

If you're not sure about it, just watch the trailers on the site, even those make you LOL!
Posted 17 years ago2007-05-16 17:23:13 UTC
in Upgrading myself. Post #222290
And Im sure that your sarcasm has a huge impact on people /sarcasm.
This post was made on a thread that has been deleted.
Posted 17 years ago2007-05-16 16:41:54 UTC
in Upgrading myself. Post #222282
Dave, what the fuck is wrong with you? ...Just die.

and Luke, Linux can run everything that Windows can. you can even run Windows in Linux, you tard! :thefinger:

And, I love Apple! Great computers and great design.
Posted 17 years ago2007-05-16 07:38:56 UTC
in Upgrading myself. Post #222200
Linux can run everything Windows can, and a hell of a lot more.

Plus: It's stable, it's better looking, it's more proffesional, it pisses Microsoft off!
Posted 17 years ago2007-05-16 05:05:29 UTC
in Upgrading myself. Post #222184
Vista is the worst pile of shit ever released! I refuse to get Vista, and so does so many others. There are a lot mor Linux and Mac users now that they've released Vista, and the have the nervs to blame pirates!

I wont buy anything label'd Microsoft anymore, I just wont.
Posted 17 years ago2007-05-16 04:30:26 UTC
in Help! Weird memory alloc failure.. Post #222177
What the hell are you talking about, boy!?!?

You made me lol at the last question.
Posted 17 years ago2007-05-15 17:52:43 UTC
in Upgrading myself. Post #222108
Yeah, so I thought. But Im taking every chance I can get to hate Microsoft!
This post was made on a thread that has been deleted.
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This post was made on a thread that has been deleted.
Posted 17 years ago2007-05-15 15:56:17 UTC
in TWHL3 Post #222084
A little suggestion, the sidebar shouldn't move when you scroll down, that's a bitch for busy threads.
This post was made on a thread that has been deleted.
Posted 17 years ago2007-05-15 15:35:01 UTC
in Upgrading myself. Post #222077
I think I made up my mind, Im gonna upgrade myself from Windows to Linux! Im so tired of this Microsoft bullshit. But wich Linux version Im gonna switch to is yet undecided. Any suggestions?

I really hate Microsoft, yesterday when I was talking with Hunter on MSN, I got a message saying that the name Bill Gates was used during that chat instance and that the conversation was now monitored. They can go to hell.

So, on my to do list:
1. Get Linux.
2. Violate my Windows XP installer disk.
3. Buy a Macbook.

So, about that Linux versions, wich one should I get?
I already tried Linux PC and loved it, but I heard of some new versions out there?
Posted 17 years ago2007-05-15 13:54:39 UTC
in No Dial Tone Post #222073
It's pretty ironic that they CALL and tell you if there's something wrong! :D
If there is something wrong they can't do that! ^^
Posted 17 years ago2007-05-15 13:21:05 UTC
in No Dial Tone Post #222071
It might just be a problem with the actual jacks! Anyhow, you wouldn't need four phonejacks if you use wireless phones.

Installing new jacks is a bitch, but you could try that. And you could have yourself a problem with rats.
Posted 17 years ago2007-05-15 03:08:26 UTC
in HL:OIFH Post #222016
Well, I am a poor voice avtor! I told Urb that, but obviously he didn't listen! :P

Im better at doing Zombies and other no-need-to-be-any-good-at-it type of things!
Posted 17 years ago2007-05-14 17:41:00 UTC
in Hello thread! Here?s the hello thread! Post #221999
Hello!
Posted 17 years ago2007-05-14 16:56:10 UTC
in TWHL3 Post #221992
Looking mighty good!
Posted 17 years ago2007-05-14 13:56:48 UTC
in HL:OIFH Post #221959
---------NEWS!------------------------

You wont be fighting the normal HL zombies that just don't look like zombies! No no, you'll be fighting these cutise!
User posted image
From the left: Urb, Hunter, Muhammed and Me!

They are much faster, they use custom sounds and they look so funny that you just want to blow their heads of!
Posted 17 years ago2007-05-14 12:30:28 UTC
in Roleplaying Post #221952
You guys make me lol :biggrin:
This post was made on a thread that has been deleted.
Posted 17 years ago2007-05-14 11:02:19 UTC
in Now Playing: ... Post #221941
An awesome little playlist:

Ramones - I wanna be sedated
The Adverts - Gary gilmores eyes
Lynyrd skynyrd - Freebird
the allman brothers band - midnight rider
Misfits - Bullet
The dickies - Killer Klowns theme song

:heart:
Posted 17 years ago2007-05-14 07:55:42 UTC
in Bloody Steam Post #221920
Steam is both good and bad. The good this is that you can buy the game online and don't have to wait more than it takes to download it, to play it.

The bad this is that it kinda sucks. A big bag of bugs AND it's unstable!

And they are rather wierd. My brother used custom skins (back in the days those counted as cheats) so he was banned from the HL1 engine games, and 14 other games wich don't use the HL1 engine and that he doesn't even own!

So he sent them a letter asking why the hell they banned him from all of those games and he doesn't own more than 2 or 3 of them. Then they deleted his account! Wich means that they stole a whole lot of money from the little guy. HL 2, CS:s, episode one, HLS and so on. He'd bought like 15 games and they just took 'em away, that's pretty nastly done. Thet are bastards. Death to Valve!
Posted 17 years ago2007-05-13 12:47:24 UTC
in HL:OIFH Post #221835
PROGRESS!

--------Music-----------------------

First ingame track is completed.
Second ingame track is almost ready to be recorded
-Remaning ingame tracks are currently being written!

The official soundtrack is recorded, a live version is released on Youtube.

--------Mapping--------------------

I've got a couple maps planned out so far.
(You'll get a little sneak peak of the idea by looking at the names)

1. Wicked clown world - Under construction.
2. Factory facility - Under construction.
3. Zombie land - Under construction.
4. Party kids - Under construction

You will NOT get to see any screenies or such of Party kids, it's going to be a surprise when you play the game.
Posted 17 years ago2007-05-10 18:41:38 UTC
in HL:OIFH Post #221610
Aww, you're making me blush! ^^
Posted 17 years ago2007-05-10 04:18:13 UTC
in Phineas Bot Mod Problems Post #221576
Yeah. That doesn't work in a place like TWHL. Insted of helping him get an answer we are turning this into a "Bad newbie, don't double post - tread"!

He should have started his double post with explaining why he double posted.

like:
-----Double post to make thread apear as new-------

But he didn't!

BAD DARKIE, BAD! SLAP
Posted 17 years ago2007-05-10 04:09:04 UTC
in Phineas Bot Mod Problems Post #221574
SLAP EDIT BUTTON, DARKIE! SLAP SLAP SLAP EDIT BUTTON!